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正位 的 恋人 Upright Lovers. 拍照 气死 你 Yes! Let me take a picture of the card to piss you off! 皇甫 Huangfu. 水 我 帮 你 打 回来 了 I got the water back for you. 谢谢 Thank you. 朗朗 Langlang, 去 微博 帮 我点 赞 go to give my Weibo post a Like. 什么 微博 What Weibo post? 刚发 的 Just issued. 我要 让 皮埃尔 知道 I want to make sure Pierre sees it. 谁 让 他 老 是 不 联系 我 He hasn't contacted me lately. 有 什么 了不起 的 Who does he think he is? 要 不要 喝茶 Do you want some tea? 我 给 你 倒 一杯 I can pour you some. 我 不用 我 不用 Thank you. 谢谢 thank you 怎么 又 跳闸 了 The fuse blew out again? 谁 在 乱 用 违章 电器 啊 Who is using a high-power electrical appliance? 怎 怎么办 What should we do? 我 这 都 是 为 你好 I'm saying that for your own good. 女孩子 嘛 Girls 生活 要 朴素 Live a simple life. 还有 你 这个 月 And you've been spending money 怎么 钱用 那么 快 啊 this month. 你 又 买 新 衣服 了 吧 Did you buy new clothes again? 我 警告 你 I'm warning you, 大学 里 绝对 不能 谈恋爱 you can't go out with boys in college. 我 知道 妈 I know, mom. 我 没 I didn't… 樊潇雨 你 又 用 吹风机 啊 你 Fan Xiaoyu, you used a hair dryer again! 不是 阿姨 Ma'am, it wasn't me! 你 怎么 一 上来 就 针对 我 呢 Why did you target me right away? 我 不想 针对 你 I… 我 想 干 If I ever wanted to…. 对不起 对不起 阿姨 Sorry, ma'am. 我们 知道 错 了 We shouldn't have done that. 我们 下次 一定 不会 这样 It won't happen again. 不是 Sorry. 对不起 阿姨 对不起 对不起 But… 下次 啊 别 让 我 抓 到 你们 现行 Don't let me catch you guys red-handed next time. 要不然 Or I'll report to the school to 一个个 的 全部 给 你们 记大过 give all of you a record of serious demerit. 真的 对不起 I am really sorry. 这 一天天 的 Can you guys give me a break? 对不起 阿姨 Sorry. 阿姨 我 不是 Ma'am, I didn't… 行 了 潇雨 That's enough, Xiaoyu. 不是 But… 阿姨 您 慢走 啊 Bye! 有些 女同学 Some girl had the guts to 自己 用 违章 电器 use high-power electrical appliances not allowed in the dorm 敢 做 不敢 认 but doesn't have the guts to admit it. 怎么 了 What's happening? 大家 都 一个 宿舍 的 We're roommates. 少说两句 啊 Let's talk nicely. 不是 凭 什么 我 洗 个头 I was just washing my hair. 就 说 我 用 吹风机 What kind of logic is this? 这 什么 逻辑 啊 What kind of logic is that? 皇甫 淑敏 Huangfu Shumin! 我 现在 给你个 机会 Take your… What's the name? 你 把 你 那个 什么 You, put, you, that, what? 养生 壶 拿 出来 Healthcare kettle. Take it out. 给 阿姨 澄清 去 And tell the dorm keeper lady it was you. 干嘛 这样 Why would you do this to me? 就 知道 欺负 我 This is bullying. 我 欺负 I bully you? 潇雨 you can't jump to the conclusion 咱们 没有 证据 Let's, no, there's no evidence. 也 不能 妄下 定论 对 吧 since you have no evidence, right? 没事 啊 It's alright. 你 看 朗朗 也 赞同 Look, Langlang agrees with me, too. 有 一 说 一 I'll be honest. 壶 在 那里 The kettle is there. 你们 就 知道 欺负 我 All of you are bullying me. 你们 去 举报 我 好 了 You can report me. 皇甫 Huangfu! 是不是 有病 What's her problem? 别管 她 Leave her alone. 你 就 晾着 她 Just ignore her. 晾 一回 她 这病 就 好 了 Her syndrome will be cured once she is left alone. 话 虽 这么 说 了 I know. 但 你们 听 这 哭 得 也 太 惨 了 吧 But you guys, listen. How sad her crying sounds! 不行 不行 No, no. 你别 去 You can't go. 你 现在 去 不 就 真的 变成 You're now going to not really become 我们 在 欺负 她 了 吗 the two of us gang up to bully her. 我 告诉 你 she's just a drama queen. 她 就是 一个 戏精 She's a drama queen. 你 让 她 接着 演 晾 她 一回 Just let her act as much as she wants. 你 现在 去 了 If you go comforting her now, 她 就 真的 没完没了 了 she'll never stop. 我 也 同意 I agree. 你 怎么 又 不接 我 电话 呀 Why didn't you answer my call again? 这 就是 我们 宿舍 三号 床 的 This is Huangfu Shumin 皇甫 淑敏 who sleeps on the bunk No.3 in our dorm. 要 这个 男朋友 有 什么 用 What's the point of having a boyfriend if he doesn't pick up? 别人 是 公主 She's not a princess, 她 是 公主 病 but she does have Princess Syndrome. 仗 着 自己 年纪 最小 She always bosses other girls around to do chores for her 平日 里 总 不 嫌 麻烦 别人 because she's the youngest in the dorm. 腿 麻 了 My legs are numb. 我 手机 落 I left my phone there. 我 帮 你 拿 我 帮 你 拿 I'll get it for you. 最爱 你 了 Love you! 关键 她 还 神经衰弱 The key point is that she also has neurasthenia. 一 犯病 大家 都 跟着 受罪 Everyone suffers with her when she suffers. 晚上 十点 准时 上床 敷 面膜 She goes to bed at ten o'clock sharp with a facial mask. 可 她 爸妈 又会在 每天 But her parents will 二十二点 二十五分 make a video call to her 打 视频 电话 给 她 at 10:25 every night. 这时候 不管 别人 睡 没 睡 At this time, she won't care if others have fallen asleep or not. 她 又 不 睡 了 She will get up to have the video chat. 囡囡 Honey. 爸爸 Dad. 晚上 吃 的 什么 东西 呀 What did you eat for dinner today? 要 睡觉 了 是 吧 You're going to bed, right? 妈妈 给 你 寄 的 养生 壶 收到 了 吧 Did you receive the healthcare kettle I sent you? 收到 了 Remember to make some rose tea with it. 玫瑰花 茶 记得 要 沏 着 吃 哦 Rosehip tea. Make sure you make it. 每天 要 多喝水 多喝水 Stay hydrated every day. 听到 了 吗 Did you hear me? 你 看 Look. 我 还 加 了 桂圆 蜂蜜 呢 I also added longan and honey in the tea. 可 好喝 了 It's delicious. 乖小囡 乖 呢 That's our good girl. 囡囡 她们 三个 呢 Where are the other three girls? 怎么 没有 听到 她们 讲话 啊 Why didn't we hear them talking? 囡囡 我 跟 你 说 啊 Honey, let me tell you, 那个 集体 活动 啊 you need to participate 你 要 多 参加 in group activities. 要 多 跟 同学 玩一玩 是 吧 Hang out with your classmates, okay? 要 搞好关系 的 Get along with the girls. 她们 都 对 我 很 好 的 They are very nice to me. 你 放心 吧 Don't worry. 有 什么 都 能 想到 我 的 They always share snacks with me and help me. 囡囡 Honey. 你 的 窗户 是不是 没有 开 啊 Is your window open? 妈妈 跟 你 说 过 多少次 了 I've told you many times that 一定 要开 窗户 you must keep the window open. 记得 通通风 空气 对流 Remember to ventilate the room. 杨嘉倩 呢 Where's Yang Jiaqian? 你 叫 她 过来 听 电话 Let her come over. 妈妈 跟 她 说 I want to talk to her. 她 不是 小 头头 吗 Isn't she the head in your dorm? 这个 事情 她 要 负责 的 呀 She is responsible for this matter. 好 了 好 了 Okay, alright. 我 也 要 洗澡 睡觉 了 I need to take a bath and go to sleep. 不 跟 你 说 了 I have to go. 拜拜 Bye. 那 妈妈 改天 跟 她 说 Then I'll talk to her another time. 吃 了 吗 Have you eaten yet? 忙 不忙 Have you been busy? Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 睡觉 了 吗 Are you going to sleep now? Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 你们 看 You see. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 是不是 永恒 的 三 大件 Always the three questions. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 她 还 说 我们 对 她 好 呢 She also said that we were nice to her. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 我妈 也 说 了 Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 窗户 要 多开 to keep the window open. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 确实 对 身体 好 It's good for the health. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 你 去 开 我 反正 开 不了 You go open it then. I won't move my window anyway. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 我 也 没 打开 I didn't open the window on my side either. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 我 看 她 也 是 认真反思 过 了 I think she has seriously reflected on it Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 差不多 就 这样 得 了 and let's call a truce. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 明天 记得 给 她 台阶 下 怎么样 Remember to find an excuse so that she can make peace with us. Group Chat to Treat Princess Syndrome 喂 宝贝 Hello, baby. 你 昨天 怎么 不接 我 电话 呀 Why didn't you answer my call yesterday? 人家 都 被 人 欺负 了 I was bullied. 我 刚刚 打 完 模拟 赛 才 看 手机 I just had the time to check my phone after a simulation game. 在 我 这边 一直 是 两点 It was 2 o'clock at night here. 游戏 都 比 我 重要 Games are more important than me to you. 你 就 知道 打游戏 All you care about is playing games. 游戏 怎么 可能 比 你 重要 How can the game be more important than you? 我 多 想 时间 过得 快 一点 I hope time can pass faster so that 马上 见到 你 I can see you right away. 你们 能 不能 先 不用 网 啊 Can you log off from the Wi-Fi for a while? 我 这儿 有点 卡 I have a bit latency here. 可以 啊 Sure. 我 这个 是 下载 好 的 I downloaded it. 谢谢 Thank you. 好 了 好 了 I'm back online. 那 你 告诉 人家 Then tell me. 你 是 怎么 想 我 的 有 多 想 我 How much do you miss me? 想 得 要 I miss you so much that I want to 把 全世界 最好 的 东西 都 给 你 give you the best things in the world. 你 喜欢 的 包 我 订好 了 I ordered the purse you like. 真的 Really? 那 我 到时候 把 新 包 的 照片 拍 给 你 I will take a picture of the new purse for you. 那 你 什么 时候 来 When will you be here? 是 下周 吗 Is it next week? 我 做 了 好多好多 计划 I made a lot of plans. 下周 可能 不行 I can't go next week. 战队 加 了 场 比赛 The team decided to have another game which wasn't in the plan. 不是 什么 意思 啊 Hey! What do you mean? 你 怎么 这样 Didn't you say you will come to see me next week? 你 不是 说 下周 来 的 吗 I thought you said you were coming next week. 行 你 别来 了 Ok, don't come at all. 你 能 理解 就 太好了 It's great that you can understand. 等 时间 到 When I finish all the games, 我来 中国 把 包给 你 I'll go to China to give you the purse. 等 下 Wait. 队友 叫 我 了 My teammate needs me. 亲爱 的 爱 你 哟 Love you, darling. 好 吧 那先 原谅 你 了 Fine, I'll forgive you for the time being. 等你来了 再 惩罚 你 I'll punish you when you are here. 我 觉得 I think 她 男朋友 真的 很 爱 她 her boyfriend really loves her. 又 给 她 买 包 又 哄 她 的 He bought her a purse and said sweet things to her. 那 可 不好 说 That's hard to tell. 皇甫 Huangfu. 听说 你 的 混血 宝马 下周 要 来 I heard that your half Chinese half French boyfriend is coming next week. 一起 吃饭 啊 Let's have dinner together. 好 到时候 再 看 Well, let's play it by ear. 我们 课程 这么 满 Our class schedule is so full. 我 还 不 一定 有 时间 搭理 他 呢 I might not have the time to go out with him. 没事 啊 皇甫 It's okay, Huangfu. 如果 到时候 实在 是 没 办法 的话 If there is a time conflict, 我 帮 你 跟 老师 请假 呗 I will ask the teacher for a leave for you. 就 说 你 爸妈 来 了 I'll say that your parents are here 你 要 陪 他们 so you want to spend time with them. 没事 你 放心 去 吧 Don't worry. Just go. 如果 有事 的话 If you're needed, 我们 就 给 你 发 信息 we will send you a message. 谢谢 Thank you. 皇甫 Your boyfriend is really nice to you. 你 男朋友 对 你 真不错 Your boyfriend, he's so nice to you. 肯给 女朋友 买包 的 Those who are willing to buy a purse for their girlfriend 绝对 是 真爱 are absolutely true love. 潇雨 Xiaoyu. 你 这种 说法 就 太 片面 了 吧 That's a bit one-sided. 那 你 就 不 懂 了 吧 You don't understand. 有 的 时候 爱 只能 用 包包 来 衡量 Sometimes love can only be measured by purses. 等 你 看到 皇甫 的 新 包 的 时候 You will get it 你 就 懂 了 when you see Huangfu's new purse. 对 吧 皇甫 Right? 对 啊 Yes. 你好 Hello there. 你 的 包是 真的 吗 Is your purse authentic? 亲 可以 去 专柜 验货 哦 Dear, you can go to the counter to verify it. 让 我 考虑一下 Let me think about it. 没 问题 Sure thing. 你好 Hello there. 你 的 包 真的 是 真的 吗 Is your purse authentic? 没有 骗人 吧 It's not a knock-off, right? 小票 齐全 I still keep all the receipts when I bought it. 回头 我 可以 给 你 多 拍点 照片 I can take more pictures for you later. 让 我 再 考虑一下 Let me think about it. 你好 Hello there. 是 真的 It's authentic. 付款 啦 亲 你 天要 发货 哦 I just made the payment. Honey, make sure you make the delivery today. 你 在 啊 You're here. 放心 吧 Don't worry. 我 去 Holy cow! 不是 耍 我 呢 Are you kidding me? Payment has been made and waiting for the seller to deliver Deal is cancelled 怎么 啦 What is it? 你 男朋友 来 不了 了 Your boyfriend can't come? 怎么 可能 No way. 就是 遇到 了 一个 不要脸 的 卖家 I just met a shameless seller, that's all. 什么 东西 不能 让 What is it that you can't ask 皮埃尔 帮 你 从 法国 带 Pierre to buy you from France 还要 自己 在 网上 买 呀 and have to buy online yourself? 土 土特 土特产 Some…Some local products 送给 皮埃尔 that I want to give Pierre as a gift. 我 去 Holy cow! 咋 了 What's up? 你 说 你 土特产 都 买 了 Since you are buying local products for him, 那 男朋友 和 包 是不是 也 快 到 了 that means your boyfriend and your purse will arrive soon, right? 对 呀 Yes. 什么 时候 啊 When? 周末 周末 This…weekend. 这个 周末 就 到 了 This weekend. 怎么样 Mr. Fan's Chinese Calligraphy 我们 范 老师 这字 We, Mr. Van, the word. 是不是 有种 行云流水 的 感觉 is as smooth as flowing water, right? 这 都 我 教 的 He learned from the master, me. 是 范 老师 这个 字 真的 非常 非常 Yes, Mr. Fan's handwriting is very… 好看 good. 范 老师 Mr. Fan, 你 要 发 朋友圈 的话 if you want to post it on WeChat Moments, 我 可以 帮 你 点赞 I will give you a Like. 如果 我 没 记错 的话 If my memory serves me right, 我们 两个 应该 连微信 都 没有 吧 we aren't even friends on WeChat yet. 谈何 点赞 How can you give me a Like? 说 吧 What do you want this time? 这回 又 是 什么 事 What is it this time? 就是 我 的 闲鱼 账号 被 封 了 My Xianyu account is suspended. 两位 师兄 有没有 什么 Do you guys have any 高科技 的 方法 high-tech method 可以 帮 我 把 它 找 回来 to help me get it back? 这个 简单 This is simple. 肘子 弄 就 行 He can do it. 给 我 一分钟 Give me a minute. 谢谢 师兄 Thank you. 你 不是 交上 学费 了 吗 Didn't you already pay the tuition fees? 还要 卖 什么 What do you want to sell on Xianyu this time? 包 啊 Bags. 不 想要 就 卖 了 呗 I don't want them anymore. 留着 也 没什么 用 It's no use keeping them. 顺便 挣个 生活费 什么 的 I can also earn some living expenses. 好 了 There you go. 范 四眼 Glasses Fan! 你 的 一分钟 搞定 When you said you could handle it in one minute, 就是 把 你 的 账号 给 我 you meant giving me your account? 不是 给 你 Not giving you. 是 借给 你 共同 使用 I'm sharing with you for common use. 你 卖 你 的 包 我 卖 我 的 字 You can sell your purses and I'll sell my calligraphy works with the account together. 这 就是 我们 的 储物间 This is our locker room. 赤木 Chimu. 等 一下 Wait. 我 给 你 介绍 一下 Let me introduce you two. 她 是 杨嘉倩 She is Yang Jiaqian, 是 大 一 新闻 的 a freshman in the Department of Journalism. 是 我们 学生会 的 干事 She's a secretary of the student union. 之后 呢 会帮 我们 对接 一些 She'll be our liaison to 篮球队 的 事情 the Basketball team. 这是 我们 篮球队 的 队长 赤木 This is Chimu, captain of the basketball team. 我们 两个 都 是 一四 新闻系 的 Both of us are from the Department of Journalism enrolled in 2014. 师兄 好 Hello, Chimu. 你好 你好 Hello. 我 叫 赤木 My name is Chimu. 你好 Hello. 我 去 打球 了 I am going back to the game. 去 那边 看看 吧 Let's go there and have a look. 来 继续 Come on. Continue. 您好 姑娘 Hello. 请问 您 几位 啊 Excuse me, how many of you are there? 我们 这边 是 情侣 座 This is a couple-only booth. 两位 Two. 不好意思 这边 有人 Sorry, this booth is occupied. 我们 去 那边 看看 吧 Let's go over there and have a look. 您好 姑娘 Hi. 请问 你 的 同伴 来 了 吗 Excuse me, are your companions here? 马上 就 到 了 He'll be soon. 虞哥 Yu. 你 看 一下 那边 那个 姑娘 See that girl over there? 一个 人 占 了 情侣 座 She occupies a couple-only booth. 你 要 不要 过去 瞅 瞅 啊 Would you like to come and take a look? 给 我 吧 Let me handle it. 您好 Hello. 靠窗 的 卡座 最低 两人起 坐 A minimum of two people are required for booths by the window. 您 等 的 人 到底 到 了 没有 啊 Has your friend arrived yet? 要 没到 的话 If not, 麻烦 先 挪个 地儿 can you go sit at another spot? 也 别 耽误 别人 花钱 正经 谈恋爱 So other people can spend money and have a real date. 我 都 说 了 多少 遍 了 How many times do I have to tell you guys? 我 男朋友 马上 就 到 了 My boyfriend will be here soon. 那要 不 How about 您 先 把 菜点 了 you order first? 我们 店有 一 特色 Our restaurant has a special feature which is 就是 上菜 特别 慢 the customers will have to wait a long time for their food. 要 给 您 饿 着 了 可 不好 I don't want to see you starve waiting for your dishes. 饿坏 了 怎么 海阔天空 You can't have a romantic date 谈情说爱 呀 with an empty stomach, right? 烫 青菜 有 吗 Do you have boiled vegetable? 麻辣烫 有 青菜 有 Spicy hot pot, yes. Vegetable, yes. 烫 青菜 没 得 Boil vegetable, no. 这么 大个 店 连 烫 青菜 都 没有 Such a big restaurant doesn't even have boiled vegetable. 真 笑死人 了 呀 I'll go bananas. 死 也 没得 No banana, either. 麻辣烫 只要 青菜 Fine, I'll have a spicy hot pot with vegetable only. 两份 I want two servings. 您好 Hello. 请 慢用 Please enjoy. 谢谢 Thank you. 什么 情况 啊 Are you kidding me? 一百四十块 的 麻辣烫 140 yuan for spicy hot pot 就 这么 一点 东西 with a few vegetable leaves? 欺负 谁 呢 Are you messing up with me? 我要 找 你们 经理 I want to talk to your manager. 你好 Hello. 有 什么 需要 帮到 你 How can I help you? 我 就是 值班 经理 记住 了 I'm the manager on duty. Remember my name. 周虞 Zhou Yu. 对不起 对不起 Sorry. 你 没事 吧 Are you okay? 喂 你 不是 说 要 来 找 我 吗 Hey, didn't you say you would come to see me? 为什么 又 不来 了 Why didn't you come? 全世界 的 人 都 知道 People all over the world know 你 要 来 中国 找 我 that you would come to China to see me. 你 现在 说不来 就 不来 Now you cancel it just like that. 你 知道 我 有 多 没面子 吗 Do you know how embarrassed I would look? 我 现在 家 也 回不去 I can't go home now. 寝室 也 回不去 I can't go back to the dorm either. 她们 欺负 我 They were mean to me, 你 也 欺负 我 and now you, too. 亲爱 的 Dear. 说太快 了 我 听不懂 I won't understand if you talk quickly. 我 不管 I don't care! 反正 你 现在 要 马上 过来 中国 Anyway, come to China right now! 要 要不然 我 就 跳下去 Or I will jump off the building! 这 段时间 还 实在太 累 了 I've been exhausted these days. 你 是 好 女孩 You are a good girl. 只是 我们 不怎么 合适 It's just that we are not the right person for each other. 祝你幸福 再见 I wish you happiness. Goodbye. 喂 喂 Hello? Hello! 谢谢 Thank you. 要 哭 就 哭 要 跳 就 跳 Cry if you want to cry. Jump if you want to jump. 老爷 们 等 着 上 厕所 呢 A man is waiting to use the toilet. 你 变态 啊 你 You are such a pervert! 我要 上 厕所 I need to use the toilet. 你 没 看 这 是 男厕所 吗 Didn't you see this is a men's room? 搞 快点 Hurry up. 要 跳 就 跳 Jump if you want to. 就 一 马桶 死不了 A toilet bowl won't kill you. 我 我 腿 麻 了 My legs are numb. 看 你 脚麻 的 You really can't feel your legs. 不 就 被 渣 男 抛弃 了 嘛 So you're dumped by a scumbag. 至于 嘛 What's the big deal? 那 手帕 That handkerchief… 我会 还 你 的 I will give it back. 洗 干净 还 你 I'll wash it before I give it back to you. 你 想 喝 什么 我 请 你 What do you want to drink? It's on me. 不用 怕 中毒 No, I am afraid you might put poison in it. 谢谢 But thank you. 谁 要 毒 你 呀 Who wants to poison you? 你 想 多 了 好 嘛 You're being paranoid. 这是 我们 店 的 规定 This is the rule of our restaurant. 失恋 的 人 呢 Those who just broke up 可以 免费 畅饮 一杯 can have a drink for free. 你 这种 情况 In your case, 两杯 you can have two. 两杯 柠檬 苏打 2 glasses of lemon soda. 算 我 的 Charge them on my account. 不用 找 了 Keep the change. 手帕 算 我 买 的 I just bought the handkerchief from you. 赤木 Chimu. 同学 Are you okay? 你 干嘛 呀 你 What are you doing? 皇甫 Huangfu? 嘉倩 Jiaqian! 你 没事 吧 Are you okay? 他 撞 我 He knocked me down! 你 不是 跟 你 男朋友 出去 了 吗 Didn't you go out with your boyfriend? 同学 Miss. 我 最近 到底 怎么 啦 What's wrong with me lately? 肯定 是 犯 了 什么 大忌 I must have done something which brough me bad luck. 你 也 别 太 迷信 Don't be so superstitious. 好好 休息 Take some good rest. 衣服 我 给 你 洗 好 了 啊 I've done your laundry for you. 谢谢 嘉倩 Thank you, Jiaqian. 没事 You're welcome. 我天 呐 My goodness. 怎么 了 怎么 了 What happened? 嘉倩 Jiaqian… 我 这 是 I… 你 别信 这些 啊 Don't take these things seriously. 人 的 命运 是 掌握 在 自己 手里 的 Human's destiny is in their own hands! 我 的 真命天子 要来 了 My Mr. Right has appeared! 谁 呀 Who? 什么 Huangfu said that 皇甫 说 了 Huangfu said it. 她 今天 用 塔罗牌 测出 the tarot cards told her today that 不仅仅 遇到 了 命定 之 人 not only did she meet her Mr. Right, 还 和 她 有 了 亲密 的 接触 he already had close contact with her. 然后 呢 And she went to browse 然后 她 就 开开心心 And then, she's, like, happy. 翻 赤木 微博去 了 Chimu's Weibo posts happily. 怎么 那么 帅 He's so hot! 不 对 呀 Wait a minute. 她 不是 有 那个 混血 宝马 吗 Doesn't she have that half Chinese half French dude? 她 这 是 准备 劈 腿 呀 She is going to cheat on him? 我 发现 你 怎么 老 惦记着 I found out that you've been talking about 人家 的 混血 宝马 呀 her half Chinese half French dude. 我 本来 不想 说 的 I didn't want to say anything. 据 我 这 两天 的 观察 But according to my observations in the past two days, 她 那 宝马 估计 是 跑 了 her "dude" probably broke up with her. 什么 What? 你别 看 我 啊 Don't look at me. 我 什么 都 不 知道 I don't know anything. 朗朗 这个 是 你 的 吗 Langlang, is this yours? 不是 啊 No. 潇雨 Xiaoyu? 不是 我 的 Not mine. 是 皇甫 It's Huangfu's. 应该 是 皇甫 It must be Huangfu's. 这 好像 是 心脏病 的 药 This seems to be medicine for heart diseases. 心脏病 Heart diseases? 你 等 一下 Wait. 你 看 一下 Take a look. 我 搜 一下 Let me search it online. 借 我 看看 Let me have a look. 特效药 使用 于 心脏病 Special medicine for heart diseases. 所以 皇甫 So Huangfu has… 不 不会 吧 No way. 难怪 她 那么 娇弱 No wonder she is so delicate. 而且 还 总是 晕倒 And she always fainted. 对 哦 That's right. 她 爸妈 之所以 管 她 管得 这么 严 This is why her parents 是因为 这个 have been overprotective. 这下 都 对 上 了 Everything makes sense now. 有 可能 That's possible. 别动 Don't move! 你 摸 一下 看 温度 合 不 合适 Touch it to see if the temperature is suitable. 合适 Yes. 我来 我来 I'll get it for you! 别动 别动 别动 Don't move! 来来来 Here you go. 悠着点 啊 Easy and slowly. 谢谢 啊 Thank you. 水 吗 Hot water? 我 帮 你 打 好 了 I already got some for you. 还有 你 的 快递 And your parcel. 我 帮 你 放 桌上 了 啊 I'll put it on your desk. 有 什么 需要 叫 我 Call me if you need anything. 谢谢 Thank you. 潇雨 Xiaoyu. 我 有 一个 问题 I have a question that 不 知道 应不应该 问 I don't know if I should ask. 问 呗 Just ask away. 我 观察 皇甫 好长 一段时间 了 I've been observing Huangfu for a long time 我 发现 她 从来 没有 吃 过药 and I don't think I've ever seen her take the medicine. 你们 看 Look. 这个 量 The amount of the pills. 跟 上次 看到 的 是不是 一样 的 They're the same as what we saw last time, right? 要 不 直接 问 Or we can go ask her. 直接 问 不太好 吧 Is it appropriate? 你们 干嘛 呢 What are you guys doing? 皇甫 你 是 有 心脏病 吗 Huangfu, do you have a heart disease? 上次 你 药 掉 出来 Last time your medicine bottle fell on the floor and 我 一不小心 就 看到 了 I accidentally saw it. 是 我 It's my… 真的 Really? 皇甫 你 Huangfu. 这么 严重 的 病 怎么 不早 说 啊 Why didn't you tell us that you have such a serious illness? 对 呀 Yeah! 你 这个 病 是不是 Will you be okay 只要 按时 吃药 就 不会 有 问题 啊 as long as you take medication on time? 对 啊 Yes. 那 你 放心 We will remind you to take your medicine on time. 我们 会 按时 提醒 你 吃药 的 We'll remind you to take your medication. 以后 有 什么 事 跟 本 小姐 说 Tell this badass girl if you ever need any help. 我 帮 你 Me, too! 我 也 可以 谢谢 Thank you. 那个 我先 出门 啦 I have to go. 你 要 去 干嘛 Where are you going? 是 打饭 吗 打 水 Do you need food or hot water? 还是 拿 快递 Or are you going to get your parcel? 我 帮 你 No. It's okay. 不用 不用 不用 我 报名 了 篮球 啦啦队 I signed up for the basketball cheerleading team. 准备 强身健体 延年益寿 I want to keep fit and have a long life. 你们 放心 吧 Don't worry about me. 那 你 要 多 注意 身体 啊 Take care of your body. 你 走 慢点 啊 Walk slowly. 你别 逞强 啊 Don't force yourself! 心脏病 Can someone with a heart disease 能 去 啦啦队 be a cheerleader? 学长 Chimu. 是 昨天 那个 吧 That's the one from yesterday. 是 吗 Yes. 昨天 那个 Yesterday, that. 那个 女生 是 谁 啊 Who is that girl? 最近 怎么 总是 跟着 赤木 Why has she always been by Chimu's side lately? 来来来 Come on. 大一 的 She's a freshman. 你 还 记得 被 赤木 撞倒 那 女孩 吗 Do you remember the girl who was knocked down by Chimu? 就是 她 That's her. 听说 还 报名 啦啦队 I heard that she also signed up for the cheerleading team. 你们 说 Girls. 啦啦队 这么 高强度 的 训练 Cheerleaders will have high-intensity trainings. 皇甫 那 心脏 能 受得了 吗 Can Huangfu's heart stand it? 其实 我 也 一直 在 想 Actually I have been thinking of this. 你 说 就算 她 心脏 受得了 Even if her heart can stand it, 就 她 那 公主 病 do you think she 能 吃得了 啦啦队 的 苦 can endure the trainings of cheerleading with her Princess Syndrome? 要 不 咱们 把 她 劝回来 吧 Shall we persuade her to quit? 劝 也 没用 It won't work. 色令智昏 Her judgment has been clouded by her interest in a hot guy. 我 看 她 不仅 心脏 有 问题 She not only has a heart disease, 脑子 也 有点 问题 but also has a problem with her brain. 要 恋爱 不要命 She cherishes love over her life. 不 对 No. 我 还是 觉得 很 奇怪 I still find it weird. 你 说 她 会 不会 Say, maybe 根本 就 没病 啊 she's not sick at all. 心脏病 Heart disease? 不是 吧 I don't think so. 你 看 这 报名表 上 Look at the registration form. 重大 疾病 无 Major diseases: none. 而且 我 记得 她 体能 测试 一直 都 挺 好 的 And I remember she did well in the fitness test. 没什么 问题 的 对 吧 There wasn't anything unusual. 会 不会 是 她 恋爱 脑 Could it be that she 隐瞒 了 病情 hid her disease from them because she wanted to go after Chimu? 我 看 她 这个 病情 是 假 I don't think she has a disease. 犯 花痴 才 是 真的 吧 But it's true that she's obsessed with hot guys. 怪不得 天天 缠 着 赤木 No wonder she follows Chimu around every day. 谢谢 Thank you. 对 四 A pair of fours. 对 五 A pair of fives. 我 回来 了 I am back. 我 今天 要 了 赤木 的 微信 I friended Chimu on WeChat today. 出 吧 I'll pass, too. 我 也 要 不起 I can't afford it either. 我 说 我 今天 Connectors of seven, eight and nine. 七八 九 联 对 Seven, eight, nine, right. 你 继续 来 Carry on. 对 二 A pair of twos. 还有 两张 了 I have only two cards in my hand. 要不了 Pass. 你 出 出出 要 不起 You, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out, out. 那 我 走 完 了 Then I'm out of cards. 什么 叫 走 完 了 What does it mean you're out of cards? 你 看 我 的 牌 我 咋 出 呀 Look at my cards. How can I play? 我 洗牌 我 洗牌 I'll shuffle the cards. 你 好好 洗 呀 Do it nicely. 能 不能 把 牌 都 洗 Can you shuffle them in the way that 好牌 都 洗 我 这 I get all the good cards? 看 地主 是 谁 啊 See who the banker is this time. 我 可要 当 一回 地主 I want to be the banker for once. 我 真的 一把 都 没 当过 I haven't had the chance to be the banker so far. 来来来 Come on. 怎么 还 输给 你们 俩 Why did I lose to you two? 再 来 一把 One more time! 马上 十点 了 It'll be ten o'clock soon. 你们 可以 轻 一点 吗 Can you guys keep your voice down? 我 马上 就 洗洗 睡 了 I'll go wash myself and go to bed. 你 要 睡 啦 You are going to sleep? 你 睡 吧 不拦 你 Go ahead then. We won't stop you. 好好 洗 啊 Deal the banker card. 发 地主 牌 啊 Deal the landlord's cards. 好好 好 Okay. 看看 这次 谁 手气 好 See who is lucky this time. 那 你们 可以 轻 一点 吗 Can you keep your voice down? 我怕 我 睡 不好 I'm afraid I can't sleep tight. 皇甫 Huangfu. 你 药 吃 了 吗 Have you taken your medicine today? 吃 了 Yes. 你 药 Your medicine. 怎么 在 这儿 啊 Why is it here? 怎么 在 你 那儿 啊 Why do you have it? 看来 是 忘 了 Seems that you forgot to take it with you. 赶紧 吃 别 耽误 Take it now or you won't be on time. 就是 治病 要紧 Yes, your health is the most important thing. 我要 去 一下 厕所 I need to go to the bathroom. 还 真 吃 啊 She really ate it? 我 看 她 装到 什么 时候 I'd like to see how much longer she can keep acting. 咱们 还 按照 原 计划 进行 吗 Should we proceed as planned? 要 不 Or… 按原 计划 进行 Proceed as planned. 谁 啊 大 晚上 的 Who is making noises in the middle of the night? 姐妹 们 Girls. 起来 上 厕所 了 Get up to go to the bathroom. 皇甫 啊 Honey, 晚上 吃 的 什么 what did you eat for dinner? 今天 功课 忙 不忙 Have you been busy with your study today? 是不是 要 睡觉 了 Are you going to sleep soon? 挺 好 的 I'm fine. 一会儿 就 准备 睡 了 I'm ready to go to bed in a while. 姐妹 们 都 起床 了 Girls, get up! 明天 小考 起来 复习 了 Get up to study for tomorrow's quiz! 皇甫 啊 Honey, 晚上 吃 的 什么 what did you eat for dinner? 今天 功课 忙 不 忙 啊 Have you been busy with your study today? 妈 我 准备 睡觉 了 Mom, I'm going to bed. 拜拜 Bye-bye. 姐妹 们 起来 Girls, get up. 皇甫 啊 Honey… 挺 好 的 I'm fine. 学长 Chimu. 皇甫 Huangfu, 听说 你 心脏 不好 I heard that you have a fragile heart. 没有 啊 No. 我 身体 很 好 的 I am in good health. 小小 都 跟 我 说 了 Xiaoxiao told me 说 你 最近 训练 总是 没精打采 的 saying that you've always been sluggish in training recently. 你 要 不 就 先回去 休息 Maybe you should go back to have some rest. 其实 呢 Actually 啦啦队 也 不是 适合 所有人 的 cheerleading is not for everyone. 心脏 不好 的话 也 就 别 勉强 了 Don't force yourself if you have a heart disease. 不然 真的 出 了 什么 意外 No one wants to see 对 大家 都 不好 you have an accident during the training. 到时候 你 家长 要是 闹来 学校 If your parents sue the school by then, 我们 篮球队 可负 不起 这个 责 the basketball team can't afford the possible consequences. 喂 妈妈 Hello, mom. 囡囡 Honey. 晚上 吃 的 什么 东西 啊 What did you eat for dinner? 功课 做好 了 吧 Have you done your homework? 是不是 要 睡觉 啦 Are you going to sleep? 囡囡 Honey. 你 今天 怎么 面色 那么 差 Why are you looking so pale? 你 这个 黑眼圈 The dark circles under your eyes are so big 你 你 都 要 掉 到 下巴 上去 了 that they almost connect your chin. 你们 宿舍 都 有 谁 在 Who else's in your dorm now? 杨嘉倩 呢 Where's Yang Jiaqian? 我 跟 她 说一说 Let me talk to her 让 她 多 关照 你 一下 呀 asking her to take care of you. 我 不用 别人 照顾 I don't need others to take care of me. 我 就是 前两天 熬夜 了 I just stayed up late these two days. 你们 这些 小姑娘 呢 You young ladies 一点 都 不在意 自己 的 身体 don't care about your health at all! 不能 再 熬夜 了 Don't stay up late. 早点 睡觉 听见 了 Go to bed early. Do you hear me? 窗户 呢 What about your window? 窗户 开 了 吧 The window is open. 要 通通风 啊 Keep the room ventilated. 妈 窗户 坏 了 它 打不开 Mom, the window is broken and it won't open. 窗户 坏掉 了 The window is broken? 你 让 师傅 来修 呀 Ask a serviceman to fix it then. 杨嘉倩人 呢 Where's Yang Jiaqian? 这个 她 是 小 头头 She is the head of your dorm. 这点 事情 她 要 管 起来 的 呀 She needs to take care of this. 囡囡 你 不要 怕 啊 Honey, don't be afraid. 妈妈 跟 她 说 I will talk to her. 好 了 我 不 说 了 I don't want to talk anymore. 我要 睡觉 了 I'm going to sleep. 怎么 了 她 What's wrong with her? 这么晚 了 It's so late. 她 一个 人 出去 多 不 安全 啊 It's not safe for her to go out alone. 是 啊 Yeah. 不会 有 什么 事 的 吧 Is she going to be alright? 我 看 I think 她 就是 因为 She is. That's why. 被 篮球 啦啦队 踢出来 了 because she was kicked out 所以 心情 不太好 by the basketball cheerleading team 你们 想 不想 吃 Do you want to eat 火锅 泡面 hot pot instant noodles? 其实 呢 Actually 啦啦队 也 不是 适合 所有人 cheerleading is not for everyone. 也许 我们 还是 做 朋友 比较 好 Maybe it's better for us to be friends. 那个 集体 活动 啊 You need to participate 你 要 多 参加 in group activities. 要 搞好关系 的 Get along with your classmates. 皇甫 你 Huangfu, 这么 严重 的 病 怎么 不早 说 啊 why didn't you tell us that you have such a serious illness? 对 呀 Yeah! 你 这个 病 是不是 Will you be okay 只要 按时 吃药 就 不会 有 问题 as long as you take medication on time? 对 啊 Yes. 皇甫 你 药 吃 了 吗 Huangfu, have you taken your medicine? 你 怎么 知道 皇甫 被 赶出 啦啦队 了 How did you know Huangfu was kicked out of the cheerleading team? 有人 告诉 我 的 Someone told me. 谁 苏小小 Who, Su Xiaoxiao? 我 听说 她 跟 赤木 已经 在 一起 了 I heard she and Chimu are dating. 皇甫 退出 啦啦队 也好 It might be better for Huangfu to quit the cheerleading team. 省得 她 知道 之后 伤心 It will break her heart if she knows. 不是 苏小小 说 的 I didn't hear it from Su Xiaoxiao. 马 亦然 啊 Ma Yiran? 你 不是 说 你 不 愿意 搭理 他 吗 Didn't you say that you didn't even want to talk to him? 他 自己 发微信 告诉 我 的 He told me on WeChat. 我 没回 啊 I didn't reply. 你 俩 什么 时候 加 的 微信 啊 When did you two befriend each other on WeChat? 不是 你 带 我们 去 山上 看 星星 吗 You were the one who took us to the mountaintop to see the stars. 这 是 谁 又 在 乱 用电 呐 Who is using high-power electricity appliance again? 这味 都 飘 到 走廊 上来 了 I can smell the hot pot on the corridor! 我 顺着 这味 我 就 到 这 屋来 了 I followed the smell to this room. 什么 情况 啊 What's going on? 胆挺大 呀 You guys have some guts to 还敢 煮 火锅 cook hot pot in the dorm. 说 吧 这 谁 的 养生 壶 Say it. Whose kettle is this? 说 呀 Say it. 这 谁 的 养生 壶 Whose kettle? 这 其实 阿姨 Actually, ma'am… 阿姨 Ma'am, 这 是 我 的 this is mine. 她们 帮 我 煮 面 呢 They were cooking noodles for me. 煮 了 这么 多 啊 Wow, you cooked so much. 你 的 是 吧 Yours, huh? 你们 谁 也 甭想 再 吃 了 You can all forget the noodles. 你 呀 就 等 着 处分 吧 你 You just wait for a record of serious demerit. 阿姨 你别 光顾 着 收 我 壶 呀 Ma'am, don't just confiscate my kettle! 能 把 我 窗户 修 一下 吗 Can you find a serviceman to fix my window? 都 坏 了 好久 了 It's been broken for a long time! 都 是 味 The smell's so strong. 饿 吗 Hungry? 谢谢 Thank you. 你们 都 睡着 了 吗 Are you all asleep? 还 没 Not yet. 我 也 还 没有 I'm not either. 对不起 啊 Sorry. 我 不 应该 骗 大家 的 I shouldn't have lied to you guys. 药 其实 是 我 妈妈 的 The medicine is actually my mom's. 皇甫 Huangfu, 我 也 对不起 I should apologize to you, too. 同 上 Same here. 加一 Me, too. 我们 哪天 去 吃 顿 真的 火锅 吧 Let's go to have the real hot pot another time. 好 啊 好 啊 Yes! 重庆火锅 绝对 过瘾 Chongqing hot pot will definitely give you a kick. 我 知道 学校 对面 有 一家 I know there is a restaurant opposite the school. 他们 家 麻辣烫 还 不错 They make good spicy hot pot. 就是 经理 有点 奇怪 But the manager is a bit weird. 那贵 不贵 How's the price? 贵 的话 就 别去了 Don't go if it's expensive. 我 吃不起 I can't afford it. 我来 安排 Let me take care of it. 好 了 快睡吧 Okay, go to sleep. 晚安 Good night. 喂 大姐 Hello, Big sister. 喂 潇雨 Hello, Xiaoyu. 你 在 忙 吗 Are you occupied? 不 忙 Not really. 我 有 个 事 I saw something 我 实在 不 知道 该 怎么办 了 that I really don't know what to do. 怎么 了 What's happening? 我 先 给 你 发个 直播 链接 啊 I will send you a livestream link. 你 先 看 一眼 Take a look. 有 的 女生 就是 目的 不 纯 Some girl has an impure goal. 心机 得 不要 不要 的 She's full of lies while pretending to be an innocent girl. 可是 我 一眼 就 看 出来 了 But I saw through her at a glance. 什么 参加 啦啦队 全都 是 幌子 It's a guise of hers to join the cheerleading team. 可是 有 什么 用 呢 But what's the point? 还 不是 会 被 赶出去 的 She still got kicked out. 我 可 没有 说 是 什么 I didn't say that it was 新闻系 的 四字 女生 啊 a girl with a four-character name in the Department of Journalism. 你们 自己 对号入座 It has nothing to do with me 跟 我 可 没有 关系 的 if you guys find out who she is. 皇甫 淑敏 Huangfu Shumin! 你 现在 马上 来 篮球馆 Come to the basketball gym right now! 大姐 Big sister. 这种 人 就 应该 当面 收拾 她 For a person like her, you need to give her a lesson in her face! 我 不想 看到 她 Go. 拿 好 了 我 去 Hold my purse. Watch. 别 冲动 Calm down. 大家 想 加入 我们 啦啦队 的话 呢 If you'd like to join our cheerleading squad? 非常简单 就 可以 if you want to join our cheerleading team. 大家 好 Hello, everyone. 让 我们 来聊 一下 Let's talk about 谁 才 是 啦啦队 的 心机 害人精 who is a cunning cheerleader pretending to be innocent. 今天 直播 到 这里 就 结束 了 啊 Today's livestream is over. 我 在 这儿 正儿八经 直播 呢 I'm doing a serious livestream. 你 捣 什么 乱 你 Don't mess up with me! 正儿八经 直播 呀 A serious livestream? 那 你 扯 我们 皇甫 干什么 Then why did you get Huangfu involved? 人家 去 啦啦队 就是 为了 锻炼身体 She went to the cheerleading team just to exercise. 再说 了 你 男人 长 那样 Besides, your man looks so ugly. 她 是 瞎 吗 You think she's blind? 凭 什么 看上 你 男人 What makes you think she'll fall for him? 我 告诉 你 I am telling you. 追 她 的 人 多 的 去 了 There are so many people chasing her 死缠烂打 都 不 走 的 那种 that she can't even ask them to leave her alone. 就 她 啊 Her? Really? 拿 出来 Take it out. 什么 啊 What is it? 看到 没有 Do you see it? 男朋友 刚 从 法国 给 她 买 的 礼物 The gift her boyfriend just bought from France. 随便 拿个 包 就 说 是 You took out a purse randomly and said 男朋友 从 法国 带 回来 的 her boyfriend brought it back from France? 她 有 男朋友 骗 谁 呢 She has a boyfriend? You think you can fool me? 你别 瞧不起 别人 Don't look down on others. 喂 谁 啊 Hello? Who is it? 烫 青菜 Boiled vegetable. 开 免提 Put me on speaker. 什么 What? 赶紧 的 Hurry up! 宝贝 Baby. 我 给 你 买 的 包包 喜欢 吗 Do you like the purse I bought you? 喜不喜欢 Do you like it? 要 不 喜欢 我 可以 再 给 你 买 新 的 I can buy you a new one if you don't like this one. 你 喜不喜欢 嘛 Do you like it? 喜欢 啊 I do. 那就好 That's good then. 看到 没有 男朋友 See? Her boyfriend. 中 法 混血 Half Chinese and half French. 臭 变态 Pervert! 跟踪 我 跟 到 学校 来 了 You stalked me to my school? 还有 And 你 怎么 有 我 手机号 的 why do you have my phone number? 给 我 老实 交代 Tell me honestly. 要不然 我 报警 了 Otherwise I'll call the police! 谁 跟踪 你 啊 Who wants to stalk you? 你 自己 打 的 投诉 电话 好不好 You made a complaint call, remember? 一百四十块 的 麻辣烫 140 yuan for spicy hot pot 就 这么 点 东西 with a few vegetable leaves? 我要 找 你们 经理 I want to talk to your manager. 我 是 这儿 大一 新生 摄影 系 的 I am a freshman from the photography department in this university. 还有 我 不 叫 变态 And my name is not pervert. 我 叫 周虞 My name is Zhou Yu. 虞哥 Yu. 你 看 一下 那边 那个 姑娘 Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. 一个 人 占 了 情侣 座 She occupies a couple-only booth. 你 要 不要 过去 说 说 Before you knew it, 不知不觉 中 Without realizing it. 你 早就 遇到 了 一个 命定 之 人 you have already met your Mr. Right 而且 还 和 他 有 了 亲密 接触 and even had close contact with him. 命运 就是 这么 神奇 Destiny is so magical. 你 不 知道 它会 给 你 安排 什么 You don't know what it will arrange for you. 这 就是 和 我 完全 不 一样 的 This is our cute Huangfu 小 皇甫 who is completely different from me. 那 手帕 That handkerchief… 我会 还 你 的 洗 干净 还 你 I will wash it and give it back to you. 不用 找 了 手帕 算 我 买 的 Keep the change. I just bought the handkerchief from you. 这是 上次 找 你 那 十块钱 This is your change of ten yuan from last time. 放 这儿 了 I'm leaving it here. 这颗 粉嫩 的 小苹果 When will this tender little apple 什么 时候 才能 成熟 落地 呢 mature? 作为 5438 的 一员 As a member of room 5438, 我 得 多 罩 着 她 I need to look out for her. 毕竟 机智 如 我 After all, I am so smart. 莫生气 "Don't be angry". 在 哪儿 搞 的 这字 啊 Where did you get this calligraphy work? 兄弟 送 的 From a friend. 莫生气 Don't be angry. 小 哥哥 的 字 真 好看 Your penmanship is so beautiful. 是不是 和 你 的 人 一样 好看 呀 Is it as good-looking as you? 要 看 你 怎么 定义 好看 了 It depends on how you define "beautiful". 莫生气 系列 一是 颜体 The first series of this work belongs to Yan Style. 属于 金刚怒目 壮士 挥拳 It's like an angry Vajra punching a fist out. 和 我 本人 还是 差距 比较 大 的 There is a big gap between me in person and the work's style. 不算 一个 派系 We don't belong to the same faction. 未来 要 上架 的 莫生气 系列 二 The series No. 2 to be on sale soon 属于 瘦金体 belongs to the Slender Gold. 和 我 本人 就 比较 相像 了 It'll look more like me. 没想到 四眼 这么 会 撩 啊 I didn't expect Glasses to be so good at flirting with girls. 不 对 呀 Wait a minute. 大哥 我俩 现在 同一个 账号 Bro, we share the same account now. 你 能 不能 别 乱说话 Can you stop talking nonsense? 小妹妹 你 要 看看 包 吗 Girl, do you want to see some purses? 小 哥哥 的 货架 上 On the list of this dude 这 款 全新 未用 的 包包 9999 there's a purse that's never been used with a price of only 9,999. 一定 配得 上 小妹妹 你 的 颜值 It must be worthy of your pretty face. 小 哥哥 好坏 Awww, you sound so dirty 又 是 颜 又 是 瘦金 when you talk about Yan and Slender Gold. 嘤 嘤 嘤 嘤 I hate you! Boo-hoo! 这 还 自带 音效 啊 This girl even comes with sound effects? 你 男人 你 的 包 Your man, your purse, 还有 这个 and this. 爱 的 礼物 A gift of love. 莫生气 Don't be angry. 怎么样 What do you think? 是不是 很 符合 你 Does it suit you? 你 就是 那个 You are the girl with screen name 拿 小 拳拳 捶 你 胸口 啊 "Punch your chest with my small fists"? 我 这 不是 想 照顾 照顾 你 的 生意 嘛 I just wanted to make a deal with you to make you happy. 我们 陆 大 公子 真的 是 太 体贴 了 Mr. Lu is really so considerate. 谢谢 你 照顾 我 生意 啊 Thank you for making a deal with me. 不 客气 You're welcome. 改天 请 你 吃饭 Let me buy you dinner another day.