Friends S03E15 1d
Hey, how much you give me to eat this whole jar of olives? I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me $2.95. Done. I need an atlas! I need an atlas! Why? Do you have a report due? I have a date with this diplomat I met while giving free massages... ...outside the U.N. And... I don't know where his country is. Okay, let's start with the free massages at the U.N. It's my new thing. I figure, bodies at peace make peace. You might just get the first Nobel Prize in rubbing. So, what country is this guy from? There's a G in there. - Well, where's that? - In your atlas. I don't have an atlas. But, wait, I do have a globe. Hold on. So what's this guy like? Well, he's very... ...dashing, you know? And very, very sophisticated. And he doesn't speak any English... ...but according to his translator he totally gets me. Okay, here you go. What is this? It's a globe. And a pencil sharpener. People of Earth, surrender. Giant alien. Five tiny heads. Anybody need anything copied? I'm going to the Xerox place. No, thanks. Okay, listen, just give me anything I can make two of. If you don't have anything to copy, why go there? Are you going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the bellybutton ring again? Yeah. You wanna come? Yeah. The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break Come on, Chloe. Finish up with your customer first. Come on, Chloe. Come on, Chloe! Can I help you? You know what? We're having second thoughts about our copying needs... ...and we'll need a little more time to think about it. Chloe, switch with me. There are some guys here who got a crush on you. Okay, that hurt us. Hi, guys. I haven't seen you since this morning. Well... You know. Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night? Both of us? Maybe. Does that scare you? Relax. Just Isaac's deejaying at The Philly. - You should come. - We'll be there. Great. I'll see you then. All right. Rock on. He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home. Me too. Although this city is my home, so... So that's dumb, what I said. Don't tell him I said that. Just you make something up. Nice. Thank you. This is me, here. Your eyes are very pretty. Thank you very much. Oh, thank you. He would like to kiss you. Okay. You know what, you don't have to do that now. No, no, not him! No, you don't. The moment's over. See, there it is, right there. Wow, it's small. Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks... ...to get all the way across it. - So you had fun? - Yeah. Except for... You know when you're on a date... ...and you're getting along great... ...but the guy's translator keeps getting in the way? No. - Hey. - Hey. What, is Rach in her room? No, she's still at work, but she said to call her. What? Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this? Doesn't she know it's our anniversary? All right, Ross. This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. "Call Rachel." What's that on the bottom? That's my doodle of a ladybug with a top hat. She's fancy. - Hello. - Hey, honey. - Hi. - Hey, how's it going? Well, kind of having an underwear emergency. Oh, yeah? What happened? Someone scare you? Make you laugh too hard? There was a disaster in shipping. I have to get this order in. Honey, I'm so sorry, but it looks like I'm gonna be here all night. What? Well, how about I come up there? No. No. No, honey, please. I've got... I just have too much to deal with. Anyway, I'm going out with Sergei again tonight, and... Could you be the translator's date... ...so that when it's time for our alone time you two can split off? You know, he's kind of cute. Kind of cute like really kind of cute? Or kind of cute like your friend... ...Spackle-Back Larry? Hey, don't call him that. His name is Spackle-Back Harry. You know, maybe we should get going. What time did Chloe say to get there? - 10:30. - What time is it now? 4:30. Yeah, so we'll hang out. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us? Yes, vividly. - She was kidding about that, right? - Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so. God, it'd be weird if that situation presented itself tonight. Yeah, I mean... ...what would we do? Dude, I don't know. - She was kidding. - Yeah. She was... You know, just in case, we should come up with ground rules. Yeah. For sure. Okay. Probably want the first one to be, "Never open your eyes." You know? Because you don't want to be doing something... ...and then look up, right? And see something that you don't want to be seeing. - You know? - Yeah. Good call. Nice. Hold it! Hold it! What if my eyes are closed, and...? And my hand is out there...? Okay, eyes open at all times.
