Friends S03E21 1d
So whose idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? Some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. - Oh, my God! They took my idea! - That was you? Okay, there you go. Rachel, I made you a cocoa. Oh, that's so... Oh, my God! Are you guys okay? Oh, my. The One With a Chick and a Duck - Hey. - Hey. You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan. So that's why the priest threw holy water on me. Okay, listen, you have to cheer up. You should come out with Ross and me. Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate. I was crying because nobody believed Quincy's theory. I'm gonna be on TV! - No way! - Yeah. They're putting together a panel to talk about these fossils in Peru. The Discovery Channel's filming it! Oh, my God! Who's gonna watch that? - Thanks. You ready to go? - Yeah. I saw a girl with that vest. Thanks. Most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. Unfortunately, most of these little guys won't live to see the 4th of July... ...because, as a result of improper care, they will be dead. You guys got any of those baby chicks? I was watching this commercial on TV, and, man, those things are cute! - Hi. - Hi. Pete, you're back! Hey, check this out! Skates! You're a lot sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper. So how was your trip? What'd you bring me? Hotel toiletries from Japan! These are gonna go in my permanent collection. You know what that says in English? Made in Texas. - Want some coffee? - Yeah, sure. That'd be great. Regular or decaf? Whichever's closest. - So ask me what I did today. - So, what did you do today, Pete? I bought a restaurant, and I'd like you to be the chef. What? Can you believe he offered me a restaurant? What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass? This has been my dream since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven... ...and opened Easy Monica's Bakery. I would kill for this job. I can totally do this job... ...and God knows, I've paid my dues. But Pete's just doing this because he has a crush on me. You're still not attracted to him at all? No. I mean, how could I accept a restaurant from him? I can't. I couldn't accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade. But, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher. What, honey? My side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. Oh, God! Hey, you guys. Guess what? Got a job on a riverboat? You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. You're not my girlfriend anymore, so... I see. So this suit is making a point. Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like. You like it, right? Absolutely! I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. Ross, I'm kidding. Come here. - What were you gonna tell us? - Yeah. - Was it how you invented the cotton gin? - Okay, goodbye. - Was that a little harsh? - Are you kidding? Remember when you used to wear that gray sweat suit. And I used to call you the Hindenberg. No. My mistake. So after you put the suggestion in the box... ...how long did it take for the roller skating to happen? About three months. Okay, so I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in. - Hey. - Hey. I got you something. Open it! Open it! Okay. It's a chicken. It's cute, huh? You guys, do you know anything about chicks? Fowl? No. Women? No. They are a huge responsibility. Especially at this age. They require constant care. They need just the right food and lots and lots of love. Well, no problem there. Easy, Lenny. So, I mean, have you thought about it? Okay, here's the thing. Oh, no. Not "the thing." I hate "the thing." What's "the thing"? I can't do it. I'm sorry. I wish I could... ...but you have these feelings for me. Wait. That's what you're worried about? If that's the problem, we've got no problem. I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else on my trip. Her name's Ann. She's a journalist. We met on the plane. She asked to finish my peanuts. I thought she said something else. We had a big laugh. Yeah, I just... I mean, I got tired of waiting. That's great. I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you. - And now I can work for you! - I guess you can. Oh, my God! This is incredible! You know what? I'm gonna roll right into that office and quit! All right! - Could you give me a little push? - Yeah, sure. - Good luck! - I'm quitting! I'm okay! I'm all right! That's exciting. You went to Japan, made up a woman. What? I'm just saying, this woman, I mean, she's fictitious, no? - Why would you say that? - You're still into Monica. You said there's somebody else, so she'd agree to work with you. If you spend a lot of time together, maybe something might happen. You're good. You're good. No, I'm fairly intuitive and psychic. It's a substantial gift. Listen, can you promise me that you won't tell her though? Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what? Thanks a lot. No, I'm serious. I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.
