Friends S03E25 3d
- All right. - I know I've asked you this before. - A hundred times before! - How am I not right for you? - I don't know. I like guys like Richard. Or Pete, before he went insane. I don't know. Just somebody more mature. So I'm not mature enough for you? Monica needs somebody more mature. What's the matter? She canceled. My namesake canceled on me. She claims she had to go out of town suddenly. She's avoiding me. She doesn't want to tell me where my father is. She knows but won't tell me! Pheebs, that sucks. Well, don't "Pheebs, that sucks" me yet. - Where are you going? - She's out of town. There's gotta be something in her house that tells me where my father is. Some people call that "breaking and entering." - Well, are any of those people here? - No. Okay. Look, I'll do something nice, okay? I'll fill her ice trays. Good? Hey, everybody! Look what you did! - You wanna touch it? - No, but it's great. Come on, touch it. You can feel all the bones in your skull. I was having a little chat with Bonnie, and guess what? She happened to bring up who was behind the whole head-shaving idea. And now, who was it? That's right. It was you! That was her idea. I just gave her a nudge. She said you gave her the razor. So anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean? - No, I'm good. - No, thanks. - Okay, I'll see you in a bit. - Okay, have fun. Come on, see? She doesn't look that bad. You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! - What the hell were you thinking? - I don't know. You don't know? You balded my girlfriend! All right. Do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else? You're the one who ended it! Remember? Because I was mad at you! Not because I stopped loving you! - You still love me? - No. You still love me. Yeah, so? You love me. What does this mean? I mean, do you want to get back together? No! Maybe! I don't know. I still can't forgive you for what you did. I can't. But sometimes when I'm with you, I just feel so... What? I just feel... - I just... - What? I feel... No! I don't care! I'm not playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice! But I made cards! Good night. I'm going upstairs. - Good night. - Good night. Wanna play strip poker for practice? My ass! No! It's me! It's me! - I didn't wanna make any noise! - Then don't break in! - I'm sorry! - What are you doing here? I came to fill your ice-cube tray. What? Okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. I know that this is my father. This is Frank Buffay, and you were standing next to him! Now, look, I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my father, then you should. Otherwise, you're just mean. So just tell me the truth. All right. The man in that picture is Chuck Mangione. My father is Chuck Mangione? No, no! That's just Chuck Mangione. I sold him a house last year. And I'm very sorry, but I really don't know where your father is. And that's the truth. But you're right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Which is why I... I'm your mother. I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just... ...felt all floopy, and... You guys are totally getting back together. That's not true. She doesn't even know what she wants. Rachel's still mad about the whole thing. Then you gotta back away. You don't need that kind of hurt. Take it from a guy who's... ...never had a long-term relationship. I know, but I really want to go up there and finish that kiss. The water is great. You should go in. No, thanks. I just had an M&M. Okay. Well, good night. Good night. - Don't be too long. - Okey-dokey. There is not one hair on that head. It'll grow back, right? And she's really fun, and she's cool. And I'm finally moving on. Getting over Rachel was so... I'm finally feeling sane. And if I go up there... ...and I kiss her... God, I want to kiss her! And it doesn't work out, do I wanna put myself through that again? Let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie, you're doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on. Right? And if you go with Rachel, Bonnie's free tonight?
