Friends S04E10 2d
Will I like any of these guys? You know, I'm going to... ...play the field a little bit more. Guys are signing over their 401 Ks to me. You work with robots? Yes. One guy, Patrick, you'll like him. He's nice, funny and a swimmer. I like swimmers' bodies. His dad made the magnetic strip on credit cards. I like credit cards! I'm not bad at this! -What does he do? -He works in fine foods. -You have a fine foods division? -It's a big company.... Now, wait a second. You make food and robots? No, the robots just work for them. All right, I'm going to work. Does anybody have a problem with that? Yeah, lady. I do! I got a problem! I'll give you a problem! What will you do? Fire me? You bet your ass I'll fire you! -See you later. -Thanks. I should go. I've got a date. With who? You know the girl who lives in Poughkeepsie? Not her. This is someone else. I can't decide between the two. The one from Poughkeepsie, though two hours away, is pretty... ...really smart and a lot of fun. But this other girl, she lives right uptown. She's just as pretty. I guess she's smart. She's not fun. If she's no fun, why date her at all? I want to give her a chance. She lives so close. And, at the end of the date, she said something that... ...if she was kidding, was very funny. If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun. She's stupid and racist. How was your first day at the restaurant? Damn! What happened to your fancy jacket? They baked it. I can't take this anymore. -I'm going to fire you tonight. -You got it. What are you doing? You're still on fire there. I think you got it! Chandler, you have the best taste in men. Like father, like son. Patrick and I had such a great time last night! This could, maybe, get serious. I thought you weren't looking for serious. Just a fling? Well, you know, possibly. You didn't tell him that, though, right? You told this guy that I was looking for a fling? -You don't tell him that! -Why not? I'd be thrilled if some hot girl I see. You telling him I want a fling and me putting out... ...he's so going to get the wrong idea! Joey, could you pass the cheese? I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey. I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname. Hey, Dragon! Here's your tips from Monday and Tuesday. There's $300 in this one. People get generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers. Could the waiters listen to the specials? There's Chilean sea bass with a mango relish Why is nobody writing these? We can remember them. Because you'll make up fake specials and make me cook them? Sure, that too. Forget the specials for a minute. Here's the thing.... For the last two weeks I have... ...tried hard to create a positive atmosphere. Can't hear you! Positive atmosphere. But I've had it up to here. From now on, it is going to be my way... ...or the highway. All right? Does anybody have a problem with that? Hey, new guy. I said, does anybody have a problem with that? No, ma'am. He has a name. It's Dragon. You want to know your name? Check your hat. We did the hat, right? -What the hell just happened? -I am so sorry. I was going to do it. But I was standing there with $327 in one hand... ...and $238 in the other. And I was thinking... ...it's been a long time since I had... ...$327 plus $238! We had a deal! It's why you're here. I've got to fire you! And I got to pay rent! How about you don't fire me. Instead, I stay. I gain their trust. They'll listen to the nice things I say about you. What nice things? Nothing yet. They hate you, and I want to fit in. Happy Hannukah, Chandler and Monica Merry, merry You know what, Pheebs? I'm not Jewish so.... Ross doesn't decorate his tree with floss... ...but he's not complaining. Bad dream? I wasn't sleeping. What was Phoebe's song about? It's the one with the cat. I got to go. I've got another date. Did you pick one yet? It turns out the one from uptown was making a joke. It was a different joke. It wasn't that funny.