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Asd 3, Please Make Fun Of Me

Please Make Fun Of Me

- See?

Okay.

(slurps)

See, it's normal.

- There's no way that's a normal way to eat rice.

- Raf, what is that laugh?

- Sound like an alarm clock or something.

- Yeah.

(sarcastic imitations of laughter)

- Hi guys.

- Oh, hey Reka.

- Enjoying the office?

- How's your first week goin'?

- Guys, come on.

You don't have to be so polite to me just because I'm new.

Okay?

I can hang.

- Totally.

- Totally.

- What?

That's my Midwestern accent. - My Midwestern accent.

- Okay, fine.

Yes.

- You know, it's crazy.

I used to say it like toddally.

- Oh, yeah.

That.

I thinks it's okay actually.

- I actually think that's the preferred pronunciation.

- Guys.

Come on.

Just 'cause I'm new doesn't mean you have to be

so freakin' polite.

Come on!

You can make fun of me.

Make fun of me.

- You, you umm.

- You're.

Is.

- You sneeze good.

- (All in unison) Yes.

You do sneeze good.

- No!

Come on!

Just make fun of me.

Look.

Look.

My desktop is just pictures of cows.

- Uh, seems fun.

- This is my backpack.

- Trendy.

- I have a stupid small mouth.

- I do the same thing, I think.

- There is no way you do that, too, Allie,

because what I just did was flippin' stupid,

which is why you should all make fun of me!

Now, pay attention!

I call this a tennis ball.

- Ummm.

- This was my thesis film, The Forgotten Girl.

- Good.

- (mumbles) This was based on a true story.

(groans)

- And this is how I eat rice.

(crunch)

Just make fun of me!

(dramatic orchestral rise)

- Who doesn't know what a tennis ball is?

- I'm Reka drinking coffee.

Owww!

Ohhh!

- You eat bowls!

- I'm Reka.

I'm impossibly small.

- You smell like beach sand.

- No!

- You drink warm soda.

- It tastes better hot.

- You made me burn my dick with hot coffee!

- Yes.

(simultaneous exclamations create clamor)

- Okay.

Okay.

(ongoing clamorous outbursts)

That's rude!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

- (in unison) I'm Reka.

Stop making fun of me!

- 104 A.

Take one.

Mark.

(slow piano)

- I used to be a known woman.

And now, I'm but a forgotten girl.

- Hi, I'm Rafael from College Humor.

Click here to subscribe.

Click here for more fun stuff.

And if you could just click here,

it would really satisfy my OCD.

Thanks a lot.

That really hit the spot.


Please Make Fun Of Me

- See?

Okay.

(slurps)

See, it's normal.

- There's no way that's a normal way to eat rice.

- Raf, what is that laugh?

- Sound like an alarm clock or something.

- Yeah.

(sarcastic imitations of laughter)

- Hi guys.

- Oh, hey Reka.

- Enjoying the office?

- How's your first week goin'?

- Guys, come on.

You don't have to be so polite to me just because I'm new.

Okay?

I can hang.

- Totally.

- Totally.

- What?

That's my Midwestern accent. - My Midwestern accent.

- Okay, fine.

Yes.

- You know, it's crazy.

I used to say it like toddally.

- Oh, yeah.

That.

I thinks it's okay actually.

- I actually think that's the preferred pronunciation.

- Guys.

Come on.

Just 'cause I'm new doesn't mean you have to be

so freakin' polite.

Come on!

You can make fun of me.

Make fun of me.

- You, you umm.

- You're.

Is.

- You sneeze good.

- (All in unison) Yes.

You do sneeze good.

- No!

Come on!

Just make fun of me.

Look.

Look.

My desktop is just pictures of cows.

- Uh, seems fun.

- This is my backpack.

- Trendy.

- I have a stupid small mouth.

- I do the same thing, I think.

- There is no way you do that, too, Allie,

because what I just did was flippin' stupid,

which is why you should all make fun of me!

Now, pay attention!

I call this a tennis ball.

- Ummm.

- This was my thesis film, The Forgotten Girl.

- Good.

- (mumbles) This was based on a true story.

(groans)

- And this is how I eat rice.

(crunch)

Just make fun of me!

(dramatic orchestral rise)

- Who doesn't know what a tennis ball is?

- I'm Reka drinking coffee.

Owww!

Ohhh!

- You eat bowls!

- I'm Reka.

I'm impossibly small.

- You smell like beach sand.

- No!

- You drink warm soda.

- It tastes better hot.

- You made me burn my dick with hot coffee!

- Yes.

(simultaneous exclamations create clamor)

- Okay.

Okay.

(ongoing clamorous outbursts)

That's rude!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

- (in unison) I'm Reka.

Stop making fun of me!

- 104 A.

Take one.

Mark.

(slow piano)

- I used to be a known woman.

And now, I'm but a forgotten girl.

- Hi, I'm Rafael from College Humor.

Click here to subscribe.

Click here for more fun stuff.

And if you could just click here,

it would really satisfy my OCD.

Thanks a lot.

That really hit the spot.