Friends S02E08 1d
Ross kissed me. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It was unbelievable! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Let's hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues? It ended very well. Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Okay. All right. Let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips... ...or was it a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then... Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it. So was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? No, actually, first they started out on my waist... ...and then they slid up and were in my hair. And... ...then I kissed her. Tongue? - Yeah. - Cool. The One With the List All right, check out this bad boy! Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive... ...built-in spreadsheet capabilities... ...and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS. What will you use it for? Games and stuff. There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me. Oh, wait, here's one. - Would you be willing to cook naked? - There's an ad for a naked chef? No, but if you'll cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... So how'd you make out last night? That is funny. That is painfully funny. No, wait, wait. Yeah, that's just painful. Wait a minute. I thought last night was great. Yeah, it was. But I get home... ...and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table... ...and I think, "My God! What am I doing?" Here I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman... ...who I care about and who cares about me... ...and I'm just throwing all that away? You got all that from saline solution? I'm the same way. Show me a bottle of wine. And I'm like, Wow, who am I? Wait. We're talking about Rachel. You and Rachel. I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for 10 years. But now I'm with Julie. So it's like, me and Julie, me and Rachel. Me and Julie, me and Rach Rachel! Rachel. - Hey, you. - How are you? Good. How are you? Good. - Hi, honey. - Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie? Julie! How are you? Good. So everybody's here. Everybody's good. Good, Great, and here! Were you gonna play something? - Well, actually - Play it! All right. - Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses. - What? Okay. Hi. Hello. Hi. Okay. This is a song about a love triangle... ...between three people I made up. It's called "Two of Them Kissed Last Night." There was a girl We'll call her Betty And a guy Let's call him Neil Now I can't stress This point too strongly This story isn't real Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside Will Betty be the one Who he loves truly Or will it be the one Who we'll call Loolie He must decide He must decide Even though I made him up He must decide
