Friends S02E21 2d
- Hey. - What? Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent... ...to get to wear those cool jackets? Do you say this stuff to girls? Isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat? And look where they're sitting. You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door. Maybe we didn't make it clear enough. This couch belongs to us. I'll tell you what, you call the couch... ...and then we'll call the couch... ...and we'll see who it comes to. You know what I don't like you. You always got something to say. You know, I keep wondering why you two are still sitting here. All right, that's it. I have had enough of this. Gunther. These guys are trying to take our seat. Fellas, these guys were here first. Oh, sorry, didn't realize. There you go. Thank you, Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that. He told on us? You told on us? Well, pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. - Don't play with his thing. - I know. All right. Let's take this outside. "Let's take this outside?" Who talks like that? The guy who's about to kick your ass talks like that. You had to ask. Okay, okay, look. See... ...the thing is, we're not gonna fight you guys. Here's the deal. You won't have to, so long as you never ever show your faces here again. I think you played the Gunther card too soon. Hey, Pheebs, I think you're good to go. Yeah, I don't know. What's the matter? I just think that this was a really bad sign. Like the beast at the threshold. It's just I have no family left, except for my grandmother. But let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever. Despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we shared a womb. I don't know. This is my real father... ...and I want things to be, like, just right. I completely understand. Whatever you need. Hey, you want to go home? Okay, thanks. Sorry, again. What was that? I'm guessing the threshold's clear now. I want to buy five shares of SGJ. Now. Come on, time is money, my friend! Thank you! "Time is money, my friend?" You missed "Takes money to make money"... ...and "Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt." I made $ 17 before breakfast. What have you done? I had breakfast here, so technically I saved $3.50. How did you make $17? Well, my financially challenged friends... ...I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY. How come those? Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy." What happened to MEG? MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down." That is so not my motto. How's the dog? Okay. I talked to the vet. People are so nice upstate. He said the little fella's gonna be okay, and I can get him tomorrow. - Good. - Thank God. But he did have to have a bunch of stitches. And he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back. So still hoping. Now are you going to call your dad to let him know that his dog is okay? I don't want to meet my father over the phone. What will I say, "Hi, I'm the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog." Hey, Pheebs, if you want, I'll do it. Listen, just don't say anything about me, okay? Don't... ...be too long with the phone. She'll be a much better friend once the market closes. It's a woman. So talk to her. Hello, Mrs. Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know he'll be returned to you almost as good as new... ...within 24 hours. Goodbye. - Why the voice? - Hard to say. Your cappuccino, sir. Thank you. - This is better than the coffeehouse. - Absolutely. How come it's not mixing with the water? The package says to keep it moving. Stir and drink, never let it settle.
