Friends S02E10 5d
She's dating? She's dating? Yes, but did you see who she was dating? What do you mean? - Do you not see it? - See what? I don't know what she sees in that goober! It takes him, what? Like, I don't know... ...hello, a week to get out a sentence? It's annoying, isn't it? You didn't get the part... ...or Italy called and said it was hungry? The part's mine if I want it. Oh, my God! If I'm willing to sleep with the casting lady. Oh, my... ...God? Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this. Ten years! I mean, Days of our Lives. That's actually on television! What are you gonna do? I guess I could sleep with her. I mean... How can I do that? I've got a pop-up book that told me everything I need to know. I've never slept with someone for a part. Well, is she Sorry. Is she good-looking? She's totally good-looking. If I met her in a bar... ...I'd be buying her breakfast. After having slept with her. Maybe this isn't such a big deal. The way that I see it is, you get a great job, and you get to have sex! Throw in a tree and a fat guy, and you've got Christmas! I just don't think that I want it that way, though. I mean, let's say I do make it, all right? I'll always look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or... ...you know, the little general. Didn't you used to call it "the little major"? After Denise DeMarco, I had to promote it. Something from the bar? Yes, I would like something. No. No, thank you. If you wanna drink, it's okay with me. I've gotta get used to it. No, no, really. I wouldn't feel right about it. Just some water, please. - So my refrigerator light's out. - Scotch on the rocks with a twist! We're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one? Huh, Russ? Eleven letters... ...atomic element number 101, ends in "ium." Dysprosium. Dysprosium. Try mendelevium. And weenie number two has it. Unless "Knights in White Satin" was sung by the Doody Blues. You don't see it? You actually don't see it? What? Honey, you're dating Ross. No, Pheebs, I'm dating Russ. Russ is Ross. Russ, Ross. Steve, sleeve. No one is named Sleeve.