Friends S02E18 2d
I'm looking for Eddie Manoick. He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. Can I take a message or... Or a fish tank? Thanks. Come on in. I'm Tilly. I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me. Yeah, your name came up... ...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. He's kind of intense. Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little... A little what? ...bit country? You know, a little rock and roll. Come on in, you roomie! Hello, Tilly. Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. That was very thoughtful of you. It's very thoughtful. Well, okay then. I'm gonna go. Bye. So we getting a fish? You had sex with her. Check it out, check it out! Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests! Page 42! Page 42! "New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." Cool picture! Oh, I look good. Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? Well, kind of, yeah. Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? The line in the script was... ..."If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die." But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital... ...she's not gonna live." Oh, okay. I see what you did there. Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. But you know what? This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... ...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? Makes up most of his lines. Son of a... Write this, jerk-weed. I fall down an elevator shaft? What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? I don't know. I just bring the scripts. They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son! Right. Could you sign? No! No way! I'm not signing that! I don't think that will affect the plot of the show. How can they do this to me? All right, I'm just gonna go. Sorry. Well, it wasn't that many guys. If you consider how many guys there actually are... ...it's a very small percentage. It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. - Good night. - Good night, Richard. Good luck, Mon. Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you've been with. Two. Two? Two? How is that possible? I mean... ...have you seen you? I mean, what can I say? I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart. Now you. That's two. Two it is. Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth. No, wait a minute now! Come on, it's your turn. Oh, come on! You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark.
