NPC names - spoonerise to maximise NPC-Namen - Spoonerisieren zur Maximierung

You can never have too many interesting names for NPC's

Here's a tip for building up your list.

Spoonerisms!

Take two words and switch the first consonant, or clusters of consonants, in each.

Famous names are a good source.

I got Carvis Jocker out of Jarvis Cocker.

Pretty good NPC name,

but too obviously derived from the erstwhile Pulpsman

Fodie Joster is also too close to its source,

but what happens when you switch the surnames of the two 'spoonered' celebs?

Fodie Jocker and Carvis Joster.

There's two NPC's I wouldn't kick out of the inn.

I'm feeling generous, so I'll share my go-to list of NPC names in the description.

How about you post some favourites of yours in the comments?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Challenge!

Three-way spoonerism.

Can you beat "fight the band that heeds you"?

Also, what do you use to keep your game notes?

I'm a mad keen user of OneNote, where I keep my NPC name list,

which is why I ask.

That means I can update it with a particularly juicy spoonerism

using my phone, whenever I think of one.

Cor, that was a brief video

In the interests of keeping it super-super brief, insert snappy sign off here.