L'educazione cinica va insegnata fin dall'infanzia Die Erziehung|zynische||unterrichtet|bis|der Kindheit education|cynical|must|to be taught|from|childhood Zynische Erziehung muss von Kindheit an vermittelt werden La educación cínica debe impartirse desde la infancia シニカルな教育は子供の頃から De cynische opvoeding moet vanaf de kindertijd worden onderwezen A educação cínica deve ser ensinada desde a infância Sinik eğitim çocukluktan itibaren öğretilmelidir Cynical education should be taught from childhood.

Lei è la maestra? sie|||Lehrerin she|she is|the|teacher Sind Sie der Lehrer? Zij is de lerares? Are you the teacher?

si, senta, guardi |hören|sehen yes|listen|look ja, luister, kijk да, смотри, смотри Yes, listen, look.

io sono la rappresentante dei genitori, eh.. ich|||Vertreterin|der|Eltern|ja I|I am|the|representative|of the|parents|uh ik ben de vertegenwoordiger van de ouders, eh.. I am the representative of the parents, uh..

Lei è la mamma di..? |||Mama| she|she is|the|mom|of Zij is de moeder van..? Are you the mother of..?

Paolo Paolo Paul Paolo Paolo

Paolo chi è? Quello che si infila i gessetti nel naso? |wer||derjenige|||steckt||Stifte|in das|Nase Paolo|who|he is|that one|who|he||the|chalks|in the|nose ¿Quién es Paul? ¿El que se mete las tizas en la nariz? Paolo, who is he? The one who sticks chalk in his nose?

No, non credo proprio ||glaube|wirklich No|not|I believe|really Nee, dat geloof ik echt niet No, I don't think so.

Allora è quello che si mangia il mocciolo? also|||||isst||das Herz so|it is|that|what|one|to eat|the|pit Entonces, ¿eso es lo que come el mocciolo? Dus is dat wat het mocciolo eet? Then is he the one who eats the booger?

No No Nee No.

e allora è quello con la zeppola, per forza ||||||dem Krapfen||sicherlich and|then|it is|that one|with|the|zeppole|for|strength dann ist es natürlich der mit der Zeppola en dat is degene met de zeppola, natuurlijk ve sonra kama olan, tabii ki and so it's the one with the zeppole, of course

quello che quando parla fa.. that|who|when|he speaks|he does derjenige, der, wenn er spricht, ... degene die, wanneer hij spreekt, dit doet.. the one who, when he talks, goes..

signora maestra, mi sono fatto la cacca nei pantaloni Frau||||gemacht||Scheiße|in den| madam|teacher|I|I am|made|the|poop|in the|pants Frau Lehrerin, ich habe mir in die Hose gemacht mevrouw de meester, ik heb in mijn broek gepoept miss teacher, I pooped my pants

froffgnanalèi.. Frohnanalyse froffgnanalèi froffgnanalèi.. froffgnanalèi.. froffgnanalèi..

che non se capisce un cazzo, è lui!? |||versteht||Scheißdreck|| that|not|if|he understands|a|shit|he is|him der nichts versteht, oder!? wat begrijp je er niet van, is hij!? that you can't understand a damn thing, is it him!?

Ma come si permette?!.. But|how|one|allows Wie kann er es wagen! Maar hoe durft hij?!.. But how dare you?!..

Ma sto scherzando signora! but|I am|joking|madam Maar ik maak alleen maar een grapje mevrouw! But I'm just joking, ma'am!

certo Paolino |sicher Paolino sure|Paul of course, Paolino

bambino splendido child|splendid wonderful child

si, anche se alle volte, devo dire yes|also|if|at|times|I have to|to say ja, obwohl ich manchmal sagen muss ja, hoewel ik soms moet zeggen yes, even though sometimes, I must say

non si applica quanto potrebbe ||gilt|| not|one|applies|how much|could gilt nicht so sehr, wie es könnte het geldt niet zoals het zou kunnen it does not apply as much as it could

Beh, non mi spingerei così in la |||ich würde mich||| Well|not|me|I would push|so|in|there Nou, ik zou daar niet zo ver in gaan Ну, я бы не пошел так далеко Well, I wouldn't go that far

direi piuttosto che suo figlio è un po'... I would say|rather|that|his|son|he is|a|a bit Ich würde eher sagen, Ihr Sohn ist ein bisschen... ik zou eerder zeggen dat zijn zoon een beetje... I would rather say that your son is a bit...

un coglione |Idiot a|idiot ein Arschloch een idioot a jerk

Cosa?! What Wat?! What?!

beh, del resto noi insegnanti possiamo farci ben poco well|of|rest|we|teachers|we can|to do|well|little Schließlich können wir Lehrer nur sehr wenig dagegen tun. Tja, verder kunnen wij docenten er niet veel aan doen Well, after all, we teachers can do very little.

non abbiamo proprio i mezzi not|we have|exactly|the|means we hebben echt niet de middelen We really don't have the means.

Abbiamo una stanza piena di richieste in sospeso we have|a|room|full|of|requests|in|pending Wir haben einen Raum voller ausstehender Anfragen We hebben een kamer vol openstaande verzoeken We have a room full of pending requests.

Banchi, pennarelli, cancellini, gabbie... Tische|Marker|Wischer|Käfige desks|markers|erasers|cages Desks, markers, erasers, cages...

Gabbie? Gabbie(1) Gabbies Käfige? Cages?

Signora, poi, mi scusi Madam|then|me|excuse Ma'am, then, excuse me

ma se mi diventano tutti scienziati but|if|I|they become|everyone|scientists aber wenn sie alle Wissenschaftler werden maar als ze allemaal wetenschappers worden but if they all become scientists

ma chi lo vende il fumo agli altri bambini!? |||||Drogen||| but|who|it|sells|the|smoke|to the|other|children aber wer verkauft es an andere Kinder!? maar wie verkoopt de rook aan de andere kinderen!? who sells the smoke to the other kids!?

ma come il fumo?! but|like|the|smoke aber wie Rauchen?! maar hoe de rook?! but what smoke?!

è il problema di voi mamme it is|the|problem|of|you|moms ist das Problem von euch Müttern it's your mothers' problem

la prendete troppo sul personale the|you take|too much|on the|personal Sie nehmen es zu persönlich jullie nemen het te persoonlijk you take it too personally

ma io non ho parole guardi! but|I|not|I have|words|look aber ich habe keine Worte gefunden! maar ik heb geen woorden, kijk! but I have no words, look!

se voi maestre studiaste un quarto ||Lehrerinnen|studiert|| if|you (plural)|teachers|you studied|a|fourth wenn ihr Lehrer ein Vierteljahr studieren würdet als jullie juffen een kwart studie zouden doen if you teachers studied a quarter

di quanto studiamo noi mamme.. of|how much||we|moms hoeveel wij moeders studeren.. of what we mothers study..

c'è tutta una letteratura danese sull'educazione dei figli che.. ||||dänische|zur Erziehung||| there is|all|a|literature|Danish|on the education|of the|children|which Es gibt eine ganze dänische Literatur über Kindererziehung, die... er is een hele literatuur uit Denemarken over de opvoeding van kinderen die.. there is a whole Danish literature on child education that..

Oh, brava signora, la letteratura danese |||||dänische Literatur Oh|good|madam|the|literature|Danish Oh, goed gedaan mevrouw, de Deense literatuur Oh, good lady, Danish literature

lo vede che ci capiamo? it|he sees|that|we|we understand Siehst du, dass wir uns verstehen? zie je dat we elkaar begrijpen? do you see that we understand each other?

Sarà un po' quell'aria scandinava ||||skandinavische it will be|a|little||Scandinavian Es wird ein bisschen von dieser skandinavischen Luft sein het zal die Scandinavische lucht zijn It must be that Scandinavian air

sarà quella carta così soffice ||||soffice it will be|that|paper|so|soft het zal dat zo zachte papier zijn it must be that soft paper

ma proprio io, quando ho finito di caga.. |||||||kacken but|exactly|I|when|I have|finished|to|to shit aber ich, wenn ich mit dem Scheißen fertig bin... maar echt ik, wanneer ik klaar ben met poepen.. but really, when I finished shitting..

mi prenda pure in giro eeh.. |||||eh me|he takes|also|inside|turn|eh Mach dich über mich lustig... mag me ook gewoon in de maling nemen he.. go ahead and make fun of me, eh..

una volta si che le maestre insegnavano ||||||lehrten one|time|yes|that|the|teachers|they taught Einst unterrichteten die Lehrer vroeger leerden de juffen echt once upon a time, teachers actually taught

Come diceva la Montessori.. |||Montessori as|he said|the|Montessori As Montessori used to say..

Non me la dovete nominare la Montessori! ||||||Montessori not|me|it|you must|to mention|the|Montessori Erwähnen Sie mir gegenüber nicht Montessori! Noem de Montessori niet tegen me! Don't mention Montessori to me!

Senta, venga qua che le svelo un segreto, si avvicini |||||ich enthülle|||| listen|come|here|that|to you|I reveal|a|secret|oneself|approach Luister, kom hier zodat ik je een geheim vertel, kom dichterbij Listen, come here and I'll reveal a secret to you, come closer

sta storia che l'Ipad rincoglionisce i bambini |||das iPad|verblödet|| this|story|that|the iPad|makes stupid|the|children het verhaal dat de iPad de kinderen dom maakt this story that the iPad makes children stupid

è 'na cazzata |eine|Scheißdreck it is|a|crap Das ist Blödsinn это фигня is a load of crap

si, si, certo.. yes|yes|of course yeah, yeah, sure..

certo! L'ho letto su un libro danese sure|I have|read|on|a|book|Danish sure! I read it in a Danish book

Davvero?! Really Really?!

No signora che non l'ho letto su un libro danese No|madam|that|not|I have it|read|on|a|book|Danish No ma'am, I didn't read it in a Danish book.

col libro danese mi ci pulisco il culo! |||||||den Hintern with the|book|Danish|I|it|I clean|the|ass I use the Danish book to wipe my ass!

Il problema non è l'Ipad the|problem|not|it is|the iPad The problem isn't the iPad.

Che cosa fa vedere ai suoi figli? what|thing|does|to see|to the|his|children Was zeigt er seinen Kindern? What does she show to her children?

Io? Ma che ne so.. I|But|what|I know|I know Ich? Ich weiß es nicht. Me? How would I know..

faccio vedere, boh, i pigiamini, Masha e Orso.. ||||Schlafanzüge|Masha und der Bär||Bär I show|to see|I don't know|the|pajamas|Masha|and|Bear I'll show you, I don't know, the pajamas, Masha and Bear..

Ecco! Prendiamo Masha ||Masha here is|let's take|Masha Here! Let's take Masha

Bambina rompicoglioni e pure un po' stronza |Nervensäge|||||Zicke girl|annoying|and|also|a|little|bitch Annoying little girl and also a bit of a bitch

Mi sbaglio? E Orso cosa fa? I|make a mistake|And|Bear|what|does Am I wrong? And what does Bear do?

La sbrana? |sbrana the|she tears apart Does he tear her apart?

Le spezza le ossicine? |bricht||Knochen she|she breaks|the|small bones ¿Te rompe los huesos? Does she break the little bones?

NO! NO NO!

E poi vi lamentate and|then|you|complain And then you complain

se i vostri figli cagano sul decoder di Sky ||||kacken|||| if|the|your|children|they poop|on the|decoder|of|Sky if your children poop on the Sky decoder

mentre ruttano in faccia ai nonni |rütteln|||| while|they burp|in|face|to the|grandparents while burping in the grandparents' faces

Qui, alla scuola Emilio Cagozzi Here|at the|school|Emilio|Cagozzi Here, at the Emilio Cagozzi school

ai bambini dai due agli otto anni to the|children|from the|two|to the|eight|years to children from two to eight years old

facciamo vedere Gomorra let's do|to see|Gomorrah we show them Gomorrah

Lì si che impari! da||da|lernst there|one|that|you learn That's where you really learn!

Hai visto com'è finito Ciruzzo? ||||Ciruzzo have you|seen|how it has ended|finished|Ciruzzo Did you see how Ciruzzo ended up?

Se tocchi i giochi degli altri bambini |berührst||Spielzeuge||| If|you touch|the|toys|of the|other|children If you touch the toys of other children

ti mettono le scarpe di cemento to you|they put|the|shoes|of|cement they put cement shoes on you

li vuoi ancora toccare i giochi them|do you want|still|to touch|the|games do you still want to touch the toys

della tua compagna di banco of the|your|partner|of|desk of your desk mate

amore della maestra? love|of the|teacher teacher's love?

beh, in effetti well|in|effects well, in fact

da questo punto di vista from|this|point|of|view from this point of view

non l'avevo mai guardata not|I had it|ever|watched I had never looked at it that way

Diamogli una mitraglietta a Orso ||Mitra|| let's give him|a|machine gun|to|Bear Let's give Bear a submachine gun

e vediamo se Masha va ancora in giro and|let's see|if|Masha|she goes|still|in|around and see if Masha still goes around

a rompere i coglioni |||Eier at|to break|the|balls to break the balls

Masha e Genny Savastano an informal name often a diminutive of Maria|and|short for Gennaro a common Italian name|last name often associated with a character from the Italian TV series 'Gomorra' Masha and Genny Savastano

Quello si che sarebbe un cartone educativo that|it|that|would be|a|cartoon|educational That would be an educational cartoon

Quindi lei dice che è per questo so|she|she says|that|it is|for|this So she says that's why

che mio figlio è un coglione that|my|son|he is|a|idiot my son is an idiot

Ma signora non se ne faccia un cruccio |||||||Kummer but|madam|not|if|it|let her do|a|grief But madam, don't worry about it.

suo figlio è un coglione a prescindere ||||||ohne Rücksicht his|son|he is|a|idiot|by|default Your son is an idiot regardless.

Verissimo signora maestra true|madam|teacher Very true, madam teacher.

non avrebbe potuto apostrofarmi |||ansprechen not|he would have|been able to|to apostrophize me You couldn't have addressed me

in maniera migliore in|way|better in a better way.

L'ha notata la proprietà di linguaggio? he has|noticed|the|property|of|language Did you notice the property of language?

Hai messo in ordine il tuo banco Paolino? have you|put|in|order|the|your|desk|Paolino Did you tidy up your desk, Paolino?

Certo signora maestra sure|madam|teacher Of course, teacher.

mi sono anche permesso I|I am|also|allowed I also took the liberty

di pulirle la cattedra con lo sgrassatore of|to clean it|the|desk|with|the|degreaser of cleaning your desk with the degreaser.

..e l'educazione? and|the education ..and education?

Mamma.. Mom Mom..

vuoi fumo? do you want|smoke do you want smoke?

Nu fierr' |Feuer not|iron No iron

Nu kalashnikov? |die Kalaschnikow No|Kalashnikov No kalashnikov?

ketamina? Ketamin ketamine ketamine?

Un autoradio a cassette? a|car radio|to|cassette A cassette car radio?

C'ho qui la cover dell'Iphone 4 I have|here|the|case| I have the cover for the iPhone 4 here

di Gigi D'Alessio.. of|Gigi|D'Alessio by Gigi D'Alessio..

Interessa? Does it interest Interested?

??!?!?! ??!?!?!