Friends S03E13 1d
Hi. Six dollars, please. Six? I just had it for one night. It's three. Eight o'clock's the cutoff, and it's 8:02. You know, in a weird way, you have too much power. You have to help me out here because I only have three. I can help with that. Oh, my God. Richard? - Hi. - Hi. Your lip went bald. Thanks. You look great! Right. No, you do. You just... What? You got panties stuck to your leg. That's because I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer, and static cling. Or maybe it's because God knew I'd be running into you and saw an opportunity. It's good to see you. It's good to see you too. The One Where Monica and Richard are Just Friends See that guy? He's in classics now... ...but as soon as we leave, he's going straight to the porn. He'll go up to the counter with Citizen Kane, Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy. This is nice. I miss this. - Yeah. - Excuse me. We're gonna be here for a while, so just go back there. Yeah, we're not judging. So you want to get a hamburger or something? I don't know if that's a good idea. Look, just friends. I won't grope you. I promise. I think it's too soon. No, it's not too soon. I had lunch at 11:00. Yeah, baby! - What are you doing? - Making chocolate milk. You want some? No, thanks. I'm 29. Oh, my God! I gotta go to work! What time do you think you're gonna get off tonight? - I don't know. It could be really late. - Come on. Not again! I know. I'm sorry. I'll make a deal with you, okay? For every night that you're asleep before I get home from work... ...I will wake you up in a way that has proved very popular in the past. Well, now if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that. - Hi. - Hey. Look at you. Since when do you rollerblade? Since tomorrow. I met this really cute guy in the park. And he, like, jogs and blades and swims, and so we made a deal. He's gonna teach me how to do all sorts of jock stuff. And what are you gonna do for him? - I'm gonna let him. - Okay. Cool. - Good morning. - Hey. Somebody got in late last night. Yeah, well, I ran into Richard. When did this happen? Around 8:02. We talked for a little while, and then we went out for an innocent burger. There's no such thing as an innocent burger. - Are you gonna see him again? - Tomorrow night. Monica, what are you doing? She spent the last six months getting over him... ...and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him. It's not a date, okay? I'm just gonna teach him how to make a lasagna for some potluck dinner he has. You might wanna make extra, because you'll probably be hungry after the sex. We're not gonna have sex. Okay, nothing's changed here. He still doesn't want children, and I still do. So that's why we're gonna just be friends. Naked friends. - Hey. - Hey. - Do you have any ice? - Check the freezer. If there's none in there, we're probably out. Are you just getting home from work? It's late. Yeah, I know. I had the greatest day, though. I got to sit in on a meeting with reps from Calvin Klein. I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie. She ordered a ton. How was your day? I discovered I'm able to count all my teeth using just my tongue. Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer? I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so... But you're safe from it if it's in the freezer? Well, safer. I never start reading The Shining without making sure we got room in the freezer. How often do you read it? Haven't you ever read the same book over and over again? I read Little Women more than once. That's a classic. What's so great about The Shining? The question should be, Rach, what is not so great about The Shining? And the answer would be, nothing. All right? This is the scariest book ever. I bet it's way better than that classic of yours. We'll just see about that, okay? I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Women. - All right, you got it. - All right. Now, Rach, these little women. How little are they? I mean, are they, like, scary little? You know, I love this fabric. I think I'm gonna have a suit made out of this. Chandler, Ross, this is Robert. - Hey. - Hi. You have lipstick right here. That's okay. It's mine. We just kissed. So isn't it a bit cold out for shorts? Well, I'm from California. Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flame. I'm up. I'm up. I've gotten up now. Anybody want anything? - I'll have coffee. - Me too. Make that three. Okay, Ross, why don't you come with me? What is the matter with you? What's going on? Robert's coming out. What do you mean? What? Is he gay? He's coming out of his shorts. What? The man is showing brain. Are you sure? Hold on. I'm sorry, you guys. That was a coffee and a... Coffee. We could write it down. No, no, that won't be necessary. - Well? - Yeah. - What do we do? What do we do? - Well, I suppose we just... ...try to not look directly at it. Like an eclipse.
