Friends S04E02 2d
About your mom. How's that going? So great. We took a nap together today. Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred. That's so sweet. I'm gonna get some coffee. What'd you say, Joe? I'll be right there. I just feel so.... -All right! -I'm coming already! Not yet, not yet, not yet! -Hello, Chip. -How you doing? I'm great! Got a great job. I have wonderful friends. Though I'm not seeing anyone now, I've never felt better about myself. So, Monica ready yet? She'll be out in a second. So, Chip, how's Amy Welsh? Amy Welsh? I haven't seen her since So, Monica about ready? -Wow, you look great. -Thanks. -Well, you guys have fun. -Catch you later. Bye, Chip. -Are you sure you're okay about this? -Actually Okay, great. This is the unit for you. Sturdy construction, tons of storage. Some big enough to fit a grown man. -What? -Yeah, I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me $5 I couldn't. Then he stuck a board through the handles and locked me in. It was funny till I felt like it was a coffin. No, you can't fit in there. It's not deep enough. Oh, yeah? If I can't... ...I'll knock $5 off the price. All right, you have yourself a deal. See? I told you. Sometimes I come in here just to get away from it. Hey, a nickel! Here we are. You still have the Chipper! The what? That's what we called your motorcycle in high school. A motorcycle's a chopper. And you're Chip. Never mind. I think it's cute. A lipper from Chipper. Are you still in touch with anyone? There's Rachel... ...and that's it. How about you? I still hang with Simens and Zana. I see Spindler, Levine, Kelly. I run into Goldie... ...Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire... ...J.T., Beardsley. Is that all? After high school, you kind of lose touch. I ran into Richard Dorfman. -How is he? -Me and Simens gave him a wedgie. Isn't he an architect? They still wear underwear. Oh, my God! What? Are you all right? What happened? Oh, man, he promised he wouldn't take the chairs! How were you locked in? Where the hell is all of our stuff? This guy came by to look at the unit... ...and he said it won't fit a grown man. So you got in voluntarily? I was trying to make a sale! If I ever run into him, you know what I'll do? Bend over? And then Zana just let one rip! Not that I don't enjoy talking about high school... ...because I do. Maybe we can talk about something else. I don't know where you work. -You know where I work. -I do? The movie theater. You used to come in all the time. Still at the Multiplex? Like I'd give up that job! Free popcorn and candy anytime I want? I can get you posters. Thanks, I'm set. Oh, you know who came in the other night? Peters. Told me he just went out with Leslie Maskin. Got to third base. Do you still live with your parents? Yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want. You know, with all of our stuff gone, the unit doesn't seem that big. Why couldn't he have been a kidnapper. They really got you guys. Your TV, the chairs. Your microwave, the stereo. Man, he took the five of spades! No, here it is. Oh, my God! What happened? Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed! So how was your date? Well, I always wanted to go out with Chip in high school. Tonight, I actually went out with Chip in high school. Honey, I'm sorry. Not only did I get to go out with Chip... ...I got to dump Chip. -That's so great! -I know. What did the insurance company say? They said, "You don't have insurance. Stop calling us." You didn't tell her? Okay, fine. Listen. .. ...this cat belongs to a little girl. There are flyers all over the place. I'm sorry, sweetie. We can take her back with you if you want. But, you know, she chose to find me. I have to respect her decision, right? -That's a good call. -That's right. Enough is enough. I'm sorry you feel guilty about spending time with your new mom. But this isn't your old mom. This is a cat. Julio the cat. Not Mom! Cat. Ross, how many parents have you lost? None. Then you don't know how it feels when one of them comes back. I believe this is my mother. Even if I'm wrong, who cares? Just be a friend, okay? Be supportive. I'm sorry. Okay. I don't know what to say. You could say... ...you're sorry to her mom. I think she would like that. Come here. Here, come here. Mrs. Buffay? Sorry about what I said. It was insensitive of me to say... ...that you were just a cat... ...when, clearly, you are also... ...the reincarnated spirit... ...of my friend's mother. Thank you. We both forgive you. What will you do about the little girl? Listen. Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. You're welcome to come back anytime. If she'd come back as a couch, we'd really appreciate it. Come on. I'll take you home. -I'll go with you. -Me too. I got an extra futon. Dude, you don't have to brag. We got nothing here.
