The Man Cold Vs The Mom Cold
*Man groaning in agony*
What do you need? Yeah I know you don't feel good, I don't feel good either.
I have the same cold that you have. I'm pretty sure you gave me this cold.
I can't lay down in bed and pet your back. I have things I have to do. Let me get you some juice.
You need Tylenol? I've already felt your head you don't have a fever.
I'm not checking your head again. You're perfectly fine. I will check your head one more time.
Yeah you still don't have a fever. I know that you feel like, but you're not going to die.
I will dig a hole, kick you into the hole and cover you up. You just have a cold.
I understand that you are achy. I am achy too. I'm doing laundry.
No you do not have the Ebola. I promise you you do not have the Ebola. No no I don't
think it's swine flu either. Nope no pretty sure it's just a cold. I don't
really have that much empathy because I as well have the exact same cold you do
and I am doing laundry and dishes and dealing with the kids. You obviously need
more rest due to the fact that you're a big baby man-child. Right I know I'm a
terrible wife. I I hear ya. Can I go finish what I'm doing? Thank you.
I'm vacuuming. What do you need? It's too loud?!?! The vacuum is hurting your ears?
You need soup. Of course you need soup. Chicken soup. Obviously, yes because you
don't feel well. Would you like me to check my purse for your balls so you can
man up a bit? Okay that's rude cuz you're sick. I should really be more compassionate.
I know but it's funny because I'm also just as sick I'm gonna
keep working. Yeah okay.
What? I don't think the bump that's on your foot is Gangrene.
I don't think you get Gangrene from a cold. I'm pretty sure.
You're violently ill you could die at any moment. I understand but I still have
stuff to do is it'll be better for all of us if you're just unconscious. I love you too.
I have your soup. Yes it's chicken noodle. No, star noodles
your mom makes chicken soup with star noodles? I'm not making chicken noodle soup
with stars you're you're grown man It's freakin chicken noodle soup just try it
It's too hot? Are you kidding me? You need an ice cube?
You have lost your ever-lovin mind. Has this cold gone straight to your brain?
For. The. Love. I'll be right back.
Okay I just got off the phone with the
attorney he's gonna come by I know it's after hours but he wanted to make sure
that we drafted your will you know in case this one is the one that does you in.
Yeah obviously it's pretty serious. My jokes aren't funny? You know what's not
funny you in the fetal position like you're a child and you're a grown man.
Okay all right. I love you too and I hope you feel better but I'm gonna leave this time
I'm not coming back. Okay, enjoy the rest of your man cold.
