Friends S02E13 1d
I'd say... ...Cybill Shepherd. So you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid? Hey, Sal? Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready. Excuse me? Jerry is the director? Which one's he? - The one in the director's chair? - Gotcha. Pheebs, walk with me. Why am I walking with you? We're just going over here so that we can get away from... ...the horrible flesh-eating virus! For the love of God, woman, listen to me! Is he looking? Is he looking? - We've got a problem. - Tell me. I can't do Chris' makeup. She refuses to acknowledge her mustache. - Is it bad? - It looks like her eyebrow fell down. Unless we convince her to let me bleach it... ...Van Damme will be making out with Gabe Kaplan. I'll talk to her. I hate actors. Nice camouflage. For a minute there, I almost didn't see you. Excuse me. Is your name Chandler? Yes, it is. Chandler Bing. Do you know me or are you just really good at this game? I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade? Glasses? I carried a box of animal crackers like a purse? Susie Moss! Right! Yeah! Wow! You look... Great job growing up. It's nice to see you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it. I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp. Remember the class play? You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants? Yes. Back then, I used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore. What you have been doing since childhood? Well, I got a new belt. I wondered! - Oh, my God! - What? What? It's Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so hot! You think? The Muscles from Brussels? Wham-Bam-Van-Damme? Did you see Time Cop? No. Was he any good in it? Rachel, he totally changed time! So why don't you go talk to him? Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen? He could hear me. - I'm doing it for you. - Don't you dare! Don't! Don't! Tell him I cook! Excuse me. This is gonna sound kind of goofy... ...but my friend over there... ...who cooks, by the way... She thinks you're cute. You don't think I'm cute? I don't know. Do you think you're cute? We're getting off the track. I was supposed to tell you... ...my friend thinks you're cute.
