Friends S03E01 3d
You're missing out on so much. I mean, the bonding and the sharing... ...and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are. So, what, you tell each other everything? Pretty much. Did you talk about the night of five times? Do you tell people about the night of five times? Honey, that was with Carol. I know, but it's still worth mentioning, I think. Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close your eyes... ...and think of a happy place. Tell me your happy place. Richard's living room, drinking wine. No, no, no. Not a Richard thing. Just put down the glass and get out. I'm sorry, but that's my happy place. Okay, fine. Use my happy place. Just don't move anything in there. I'll try not to. Okay. All right, so, you're in a meadow... ...millions of stars in the sky... You think breaking up was a mistake? There are no questions in the happy place. Okay. Just the warm breeze... ...and the moonlight flowing through the trees. I'll bet he's over me. I'll bet he's fine. Betting and wagering of any kind are not permitted in the happy place. There's just, you know, the lovely waterfalls... ...and the trickling fountains... ...and the calming sounds of the babbling brook. Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake, and now I have to pee. Guess who! Janice. Hi. You just missed Chandler... ...but won't you come in before you go? So I hear... ...you hate me! I never said "hate." I was very careful about that. A little birdie told me you wanted to rip your arm off and throw it at me. And you got "hate" from that? You're taking a big leap there. All right, fine, fine, fine! We have got to do something about our little situation here. So this is my idea. You and me spending some quality time together. - But what does that...? - For Chandler! Okay. I'm in. Okay! This is what we'll call it: Joey and Janice's Day of Fun! Does it have to be a whole day? Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me. Yeah, I know. I sleep in the next room. So do you guys all hate Janice too? You hate Janice now? Joey's gonna be so relieved. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Well, look, everybody. It's Weepy: "The Mime that Cares Too Much." Then I went down to the post office... ...and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard... ...about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War. Monica, do you want us to take you home? Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. Women tell each other everything! Did you know that? No, Chandler, everything. Like stuff you like. Stuff she likes. Technique. Stamina. Girth. Girth? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why would they do this? Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly... ...you know, we ought to be doing it. Do you wanna? We're not gonna talk about girth, are we? - Okay. - Yeah? All right, you go first. Okay. Okay, I'll go first. So the other night... ...Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies... ...and I happened to describe a particular... ...Star Wars thing... - Princess Leia and the gold bikini. - Yes! I know! Well, that was easy. - Okay, you go. - Okay. You know when you're in bed with a woman... ...and fooling around... ...and you get all these mental images in your brain? Like Elle MacPherson or the girl at the Xerox place? - With the bellybutton ring? - I know. And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head. And you're like, "Mom, get out of here!" But after that, you can't think of anything else. And you can't stop what you're doing. So it's kind of like you're... ...you know... ...you know... You don't know! Your mom? You're telling me about your mom? What is the matter with you? - You said... - I said "share," not "scare"! Go sit over there!
