George Carlin, George Carlin - Some People Are Stupid

George Carlin - Some People Are Stupid

Well I know, some people don't like you to talk about those things.

I know that. Some people don't like you to mention certain things. Some people don't want you to say this. Some people don't want you to say that. Some people think if you mention some things they might happen...some people are really fucking stupid! Did you ever notice that?

How many really stupid people you run into during the day? Goddam there's a lot of stupid bastards walking around. Carry a little pad and pencil with you. You'll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day. Look at it this way: Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that. And it doesn't take you very long to spot one of them does it? Take you about eight seconds. You'll be listening to some guy...you say..."this guy is fucking stupid!" Then...then there are some people, they're not stupid...they're full of shit. Huh? That doesn't take very long to spot either, does it? Take you about the same amount of time. You'll be listening to some guy..and saying, "well, he's fairly intelligent......ahht, he's full of shit!" Then there are some people, they're not stupid, they're not full of shit... they're fucking nuts ! Dan Quayle is all three! All three! Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts! And where did he get that wife of his? Have you taken a good look at that Marilyn Quayle? Where did he get her, at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for Christ sake! Let me ask you something, does he actually have to fuck that women! Huh? God help him, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick! That's my political humor. People like it when you're topical.

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Well I know, some people don’t like you to talk about those things. そういう話をするのを嫌う人がいるのは知っている。

I know that. Some people don’t like you to mention certain things. ||||||言及する|| あなたが特定のことに言及するのを嫌う人もいる。 Some people don’t want you to say this. これを言ってほしくない人もいる。 Some people don’t want you to say that. そう言ってほしくない人もいる。 Some people think if you mention some things they might happen...some people are really fucking stupid! あることを口にすれば、それが実現するかもしれないと考える人もいる......本当にクソバカな人たちもいる！ Did you ever notice that? それに気づいたことは？

How many really stupid people you run into during the day? 日中、本当に愚かな人間に何人出くわす？ Goddam there’s a lot of stupid bastards walking around. verdammt||||||Bastarde|| 젠장|||||||| バカ野郎がたくさん歩いている。 Verdomme, er lopen veel domme klootzakken rond. Carry a little pad and pencil with you. |||Block|||| 小さなメモ帳と鉛筆を持ち歩く。 Носіть із собою блокнот і олівець. You’ll wind up with thirty or forty names by the end of the day. 一日が終わるころには、30人か40人の名前が挙がっていることだろう。 Look at it this way: Think of how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that. |||||||||||||||||||||dümmer|| |||||||||||||||||||||더 멍청한|| |||||||||||||||||||||愚か|| |||||||||||||||||||||stupid|| こう考えてほしい：平均的な人がどれだけバカか考えてみてください。 Bekijk het op deze manier: bedenk hoe dom de gemiddelde persoon is en realiseer je dan dat de helft van hen dommer is dan dat. And it doesn’t take you very long to spot one of them does it? その一人を見つけるのに、そう時間はかからないだろう？ Take you about eight seconds. 約8秒かかる。 You’ll be listening to some guy...you say..."this guy is fucking stupid!" ある男の話を聞いていると...君はこう言うんだ...『こいつはクソバカだ！』ってね。 Then...then there are some people, they’re not stupid...they’re full of shit. それから......それから、何人かの人々は、彼らは愚かではない......彼らはたわごとでいっぱいだ。 Потім... потім є люди, вони не дурні... вони повні лайна. Huh? That doesn’t take very long to spot either, does it? それを見抜くのにそれほど時間はかからないだろう？ Take you about the same amount of time. 同じくらいの時間がかかる。 You’ll be listening to some guy..and saying, "well, he’s fairly intelligent......ahht, he’s full of shit!" ||||||||||||ahht|||| ||||||||||||아하|||| Then there are some people, they’re not stupid, they’re not full of shit... they’re fucking nuts ! バカでもなく、うそでもない......頭がおかしいんだ！ Крім того, є деякі люди, вони не дурні, вони не повні лайна... вони довбані божевільні! Dan Quayle is all three! |Quayle||| ダン・クエイルはその3つを兼ね備えている！ Дэн Куэйл - это все три! Ден Куейл - усі троє! All three! Stupid, full of shit, and fucking nuts! バカで、たわごとばかりで、頭がおかしい！ And where did he get that wife of his? あの奥さんはどこで手に入れたんだ？ И откуда у него такая жена? І де він узяв ту свою жінку? Have you taken a good look at that Marilyn Quayle? ||||||||Marilyn| ||||||||마릴린|퀘일 マリリン・クエイルをよく見たか？ Where did he get her, at a Halloween party or something? She looks like Prince Charles for Christ sake! ||||||Christus| まるでチャールズ皇太子のようだ！ Ради всего святого, она похожа на принца Чарльза! Let me ask you something, does he actually have to fuck that women! 聞きたいんだけど、彼は本当にあの女とやる必要があるのかな？ Дозвольте запитати у вас дещо, чи дійсно він повинен трахати цих жінок! Huh? God help him, I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick! 神よ、彼を助けてください、私は盗んだペニスで彼女を犯したりしません！ Бог йому в поміч, я б її краденим хуем не трахав! That’s my political humor. それが私の政治的ユーモアだ。 People like it when you’re topical. |||||актуальний