1. Season 8, episode 22, Part 8
I don't freaking believe this! Relax, it'll be fine. No, you have to put this back together right now, so I can return it! You can't return it. Howard wiped his bottom with the warranty. What?! I think metaphorically. But he was in the bathroom for a while. Howard, my father cut me off. I have to get my money back for this! Calm down. Okay. Okay, you're right. It's time for me to step up and take responsibility for my life. Be a man. Hello, Mummy. Hello, Rajesh. What a nice surprise. Well, I've been thinking about you. How are you doing? Are you happy, Mummy? Such a sweet boy for asking. Can't believe you come from the poison seed of your father. Well, I like to think I take mostly after you. Anyway, speaking of Daddy, I had a very strange conversation with him. He said he couldn't afford to send me money anymore because of his active social life. What does that mean, "active social life"? Well, let's not talk about him or whatever shenanigans he may or may not be up to. Let's talk about you. Rajesh, is your father seeing someone? All I know, Mummy, is that he's a single wealthy doctor, and now, for some reason, there's no money for your little boy. Well, however much money your father was giving you, I'll give you more. Thank you, Mummy, I love you! (quietly): Helicopters for everybody!
