Friends S02E012 2d
What do we do for dinner?
We could cook for ourselves. It's Erika. My God. The stalker! Never mind. It's open. Hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. But we want a backup plan, just in case she isn't a cartoon! Let's get out of here! The one time they're not home! We'll leave. When we pass her... ...she won't know me, because we never met! That's how radio stars escape stalkers! She's coming! It's me. This is it. This is how we're gonna die. You ready? Wait, wait, wait! Erika! - Mr. Geller? - Yes, hi. Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. You had a question? I can't find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchin... ...answers to the name Marcel? I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on. Oh, my God. What happened? He got sick, and then he got sicker... ...and then he got a little better. But then he died. I can't believe this! I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying: "Sometimes monkeys die." It's not a great saying... ...but it certainly is fitting today. - Someone should've called me. - I'm sorry. Look, I know this can't bring him back... ...but here, it's just a gesture. Zoo dollars? Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. It's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died. I know. I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker! What is she like? You remember Kathy Bates in Misery? Well, she looks the exact opposite of that. And she's not crazy? Oh, no, no. She's a total whack-job. She thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Ramoray. Oh, my God! And he's going out with her? He cannot pursue this. Just because this woman sees Joey through the magical box... ...in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person. Does she not deserve happiness? Does she not deserve love? Why are you looking at me? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac! Are you okay? No. I'm just nervous. Maybe if I just picture them all in their underwear... That's not a good idea. That's the reason the last guy got fired. I'm used to playing for grownups. Grownups drink their coffee and do their grownup thing. And kids... ...listen. It's just a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me? I was thinking about it. Alrighty! Let's play some tunes! Ok! Let's find some seats.