Friends S02E23 1d
Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left. I ordered mine first. Yeah, but I'm so much faster. Give it to me. No. Give it to me! Okay, you can have it. There you go. Enjoy your coffee. That was there when I got here. Hey, you'll never guess who's coming to New York. Quick, tell us before he swallows. Ryan, that guy I dated who's in the Navy. You went out with a guy in the Navy? I met him while playing guitar in the park. Ryan threw in saltwater taffy because he didn't have change. Is that when you wrote "Saltwater Taffy Man"? No, he's my submarine guy. He resurfaces every couple years... ...and we have an amazing three days together. Only this time, he's coming for 2 weeks. Two whole weeks, which means "yea"! So this guy goes down for, like, two years at a time? That'll teach you to lick my muffin. Hi. Oh, no. What happened? I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got chickenpox. Oh, no. Yeah, so if you haven't had it, chances are you'll get it. - I've had it. - I've had it. - Had it. - Had it. I've never had it. I feel so left out. Oh, look! The One With the Chicken Pox Honey, you made the bed again. I told you, you don't have to do that. This isn't camp. Then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. I'm taking a shower. Today I'll sing Jim Croce's "Leroy Brown." Hey, Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town... ...or the fattest man? The baddest. Otherwise, the song would be "Fat, Fat Leroy Brown." What are you doing? I'm just waiting for you, sweetie. Are you remaking the bed? I'm sorry. The way you did it, it was just fine. Then you're redoing it because...? You'll think I'm crazy. You're pretty much running that risk either way. Okay. You see... ...the duvet tag shouldn't be at the top left corner... ...it should be at the bottom right corner. - That's not so crazy. - I'm just easing you in. All right. You see these little flower blossoms? They should be facing up not down... ...because the head of the bed is where the sun would be. You don't love me anymore, do you? Actually, if it's possible, I love you more. Really? Wow. Well, then, come on! I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point. If you need something to hold you over... ...I can get you a job here as an entry-level processor. Don't you need experience like this? It's not hard to learn. As for people realizing you don't know what you're doing, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
