Friends S03E04 3d
No, thank you. - Chandler! - Hello, Janice. What are you doing here? Just a bit of shopping. How have you been? Are you being British? Not anymore. Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me? I'm just... ...picking up some things for a party. Barley? What kind of party serves barley? I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours. - Where is this party? - Here in Chelsea. Whose party is it? A woman's. What woman? Chelsea. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back... ...which would make you the world's biggest jerk... ...or you're pretending to see somebody... ...which makes you so pathetic I could cry right here! So which of these two guys do you want to be? Can I be that guy? Okay, we got some more good rejections. Lots of stuff to work on. Okay. Shoot. - Okay. Oh, the zoo commercial. - I didn't get it? No. They said that you "weren't believable as a human being." So you can work on that. Great. What else? The off-Broadway-play people said that you were "pretty but dumb." Oh, no wait. I'm sorry. That's "pretty dumb." Look, it's okay, no, no, no. Really. Look... ...I really appreciate this... ...but I'm gonna have to go back to Estelle. Don't get me wrong. You're a better agent than she is... ...but at least with her, I don't want to blow my pretty dumb brains out. Yeah, no, I understand. You do? Thanks. Okay. Sorry. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did you make all that stuff up to get out of being my agent? Oh, he caught me. I am so busted! That's what I suspected! And then I just, you know... ...threw the bag of barley at her and ran out of the store. My God, Chandler, we said be "aloof," not "a doof." I've actually ruined this, haven't I? Is it time for the good ice cream now? - It's time. - Yeah, it is. Everything's gonna be okay. You know why? Because you got 65 grams of fat coming your way. Hello? Hi, Janice. Can you hold on for a second? Okay. Okay. What do I do? I don't know. This is unprecedented. If we did what you did, a man would never call. I got it! Pretend you just woke up. That'll throw her off! - Be sleepy! - Yes! And grumpy! What are you...? Stop naming dwarfs! Hello, Janice? Hi. I'm so glad that you called. I know I've been acting really weird lately... ...and it's just because I'm crazy about you... ...and I just got stupid and scared... ...and stupid a couple more times. And I'm sorry. Really? Really? He's so lucky. If Janice were a guy... ...she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now. I love you too. It's so unfair! G.I. Joe? G.I. Joe?! I don't know what to tell you guys. That's the doll he chose. What'd you do, dip it in sugar? Look, G.I. Joe's in, Barbie's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's just your too bad. What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbie. Big deal. You used to dress up like a woman. What? The way you used to dress up in Mom's clothes? What are you talking about? The big hat, the pearls, the little pink handbag? Okay. You are totally making this up. How can you not remember? You made us call you "Bea"? Oh, God. I've literally never been this happy. Wasn't there a little song? Oh, please, God, let there be a song. There was no song. There was no song. - I am Bea - Okay. - I drink tea... - That's enough. Won't you...? Won't you...? Won't you...? Won't you dance around with me?
