Friends S02E04 2d
So does it do anything, you know, special? Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance... ...to the magical land of Narnia. In some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you. Are any of these cultures, per chance, in the Tri-State area? You know, you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know? Julie's so smart! Julie's so special! I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But he's with her now. You'll have to get over it. Oh, I'm going to have to get over it. I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it. - Sassy lady! - Where are you going? I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. He's in the Capades. - The Ice Capades? - No, the Gravel Capades. The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny. I can't believe you'd dress up for him. You're setting yourself up all over again. Okay, no. For your information, I'm seeing him so I can put those feelings behind me. The reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice... ...to look nice for your gay husband. Darn it, we're all out of milk. Chandler, will you fill me up here? I see, I see. Because of the third-nipple thing. Okay, sweetie, I'll see you later. - See you later, Rach. - Bye-bye, Julie. Come on, cut it out! - Can I ask you something? - Sure. What? Come on, talk to me. What's the longest you've been in a relationship before... ...having the sex? Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not? Are you and Julie not having sex? Technically? No. Is it because she's so cold in bed? Or because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school? No! She's great. And it's not like we haven't done anything. We do plenty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff like No! Don't need to know the details. No, it's just... It's me. I've only been with one woman my whole life... ...and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out. It's become, like, this... ...this thing! You must just think I'm weird. No, I don't think it's weird. I think, in fact... - In fact, you know what I think? - What? I think it's sexy. Sexy? Let me tell you something. As a woman... ...there is nothing sexier... ...than a man who does not want to have sex. No kidding? You know what I'd do? I'd wait. - You'd wait? - Absolutely. I would wait... ...and wait... Then I'd wait some more. Really? I don't care if she tells you she wants it, she begs, she pleads... ...she tells you she's gonna have sex with another man That just means it's working. Women really want this? More than jewelry.