Friends S02E09 3d
I remember my father all dressed up in the red suit... ...the big black boots and the patent leather belt... ...sneaking around downstairs. He didn't want us to see him... ...but he'd be drunk, so he'd crash into something and wake everybody up. That doesn't sound like a very merry Christmas. Who said anything about Christmas? Anyone hear from Phoebe yet? No, nothing. I hope she's okay. I know exactly what she's going through. How do you know that? She told us. What do you got there, Monica? Stuff for the party. Aren't you guys supposed to be shopping? You didn't buy presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! What are you gonna do? Don't you have to be Claymation to say that? I don't think the mailman liked your cookies. The ornaments your mom sent. Maybe the mailman liked the cookies. We just didn't give him enough. Monica, pigeons learn faster than you. Hey, Rach. I think I know what will make you feel better. How about you make a list about me? Forget it. I'm not gonna stand here... ...and make a list Okay, you're whiny... ...you are obsessive, you are insecure... ...you're gutless. You don't ever just "seize the day." You liked me for a year and you didn't do anything about it. And you wear too much of that gel in your hair. See, there... All right, you did what I said. And you know what? You're right. I do feel better. Thank you, Ross. Yeah, in Albany. Could I have the number of Frank Buffay? Okay. In Ithaca? All right, Saratoga? Oneonta? You know what? You shouldn't call yourself Information! Hello, Grandma. If that is, in fact, your real name. Come on now, Pooh. Don't still be mad at me. - How's it going? - Not so good. Upstate's pretty big. He's pretty small. You do the math. Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh, honey, I know he's your daddy. But to me, he's still the irresponsible creep... ...who locked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. I know. I just wanted to know who he was, you know? Yeah, I know. I wasn't completely honest with you when I said I didn't know... ...exactly where he lived. What do you mean? He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. Thank you. - Nobody else drives that cab. - Got it. I'm gonna see my dad! Thank you. Wish me luck, Grandpa.