你 微笑 时 很 美 EP14 You're Beautiful When You Smile EP14

你 怎么 一个 人 偷偷 躲 在 这里 哭 啊 Why are you crying alone here?

因为 输 比赛 吗 Is it because you lost?

本来 输 了 比赛 就 已经 很 不 开心 I'm already unhappy that I lost the competition.

转头 看 那 竞圈 养殖场 里 And when I look at the E-Sports Farm,

骂 得 那么 难听 the comments are so mean.

想 抓住 每 一个 人 告诉 他 I just want to grab someone and tell him that

当时 真的 没有 办法 了 we had no other ways

下 一次 有 准备 就 会 更好 and we'll be better prepared next time.

可是 没有 机会 了 But there's no next time.

你 都 知道 那些 人 是 赢 了 吹输 了 黑 You know that those people only care about the winners.

干吗 还 那么 在意 啊 Why do you have to care about them?

因为 以前 总说 我 能带 队伍 赢 Because they always say that I can lead my team to victory.

这种 感觉 倒 也 是 蛮 熟悉 的 (This sounds familiar.)

没有 哪个 战队 赢 另外 一个 战队 (There's no such thing as)

是 轻松 取胜 的 (easy victory.)

别人 看起来 轻轻松松 打败 你 之前 (They look like they've easily defeated you.)

谁 知道 私底下 做 了 多少 功课 (But you don't know how much effort that they've put into it.)

大家 都 是 人类 (We are all humans.)

怎么 可能 就 有 一个 人 (There's no one)

强得 像 外星人 一样 (who can be as strong as an alien.)

所以 (So)

永远 不要 轻敌 (never underestimate your opponent.)

不 打 没有 准备 的 仗 (Never go into a battle unprepared.)

诚哥 Brother Cheng.

我 想 约 阿太 再 打 一次 I want to fight with Ah Tai again.

你 不怕 了 You are not afraid anymore?

我 去 趟 洗手间 I have to use the toilet.

你 不是 刚刚 去过 吗 Didn't you just come back from there?

怕 了 Are you afraid?

你 说 什么 呢 你 What nonsense.

童谣 你 不要 有 心理压力 Tong Yao, don't feel stressed.

你 的 努力 我们 都 知道 We know you've worked hard.

现在 有 心理压力 的 应该 是 我 I should be the one to feel stressed.

没事 童谣 你 加油 It's okay, Tong Yao. All the best.

高层 那边 我来 顶 着 I'll take care of the superiors.

明显 都 慌成 那样 了 She's obviously so nervous.

还别 让 她 有 压力 But you ask her not to feel stressed.

你们 真是 站 着 说话 不 腰疼 That's easy for you to say.

我 没有 紧张 I'm not nervous.

真的 For real.

我 心脏 跳得 一点 都 不快 My heart is not beating very fast at all.

心理 承受能力 堪忧 啊 I'm worried about your mental strength.

所以 啊 That's why

你 有空 得 学学 人家 陆岳 you have to learn from Lu Yue.

稳如 老 司机 He's as cool as a cucumber.

比 防御 塔 还 防御 塔 He's better than a defensing tower.

安心 抗压 等 队友 出山 Calmly waiting until his teammates attack

自己 躺 赢 to win without doing anything.

能不带 飞 绝不 带飞 If he can, he'll never tag along.

回来 吧 Sit.

比赛 开始 了 The competition is going to start now.

我 鼠标 呢 Where's my cursor?

我 鼠标 不见 了 My cursor is gone.

哪去 了 哪 去 了 Where is it?

在 这儿 It's here.

这里 看到 没有 Can you see it?

又 出现 了 It has shown up again.

手 怎么 这么 冰 啊 Why is your hand so cold?

我 刚才 用 凉水 洗手 了 I washed my hands with cold water just now.

输 了 就 输 了 又 不差 这 一次 This is not your first time losing anyway.

你 紧张 什么 Why are you so nervous?

你 之前 跟 他 约 战 的 时候 那么 虎 You were so courageous when you challenged him.

意气风发 的 So daring and enthusiastic.

你 这 是 安慰 人 Are you trying to comfort me?

闭上眼 Close your eyes.

深呼吸 Take a deep breath.

放松 打 Calm down and play.

打 不过 没关系 It doesn't matter if you can't win.

我 带 你 赢 I'll lead you to victory.

听见 没 Did you hear that?

诚哥 说 Brother Cheng said that

打 不过 我 带 你 赢 he'd lead you to victory.

像 一个 正常 男人 He's finally talking to a lady

对 小姐姐 说 的话 like a normal man.

我 听 完 竟然 有点 感动 I'm quite touched by him.

这辈子 能 从 他 的 嘴巴 里面 To be able to hear this from his mouth

听到 他 说 这 一句 话 in this life,

功德圆满 了 my life is now complete.

你们 两个 真是 骚 断腿 Both of you are so ungrateful.

月度 考核 的 时候 When you begged the leader

抱 着 队长 的 大腿 to lead you to victory

求着 他 带 你们 赢 的 时候 during the monthly test,

怎么 不 说 他 不是 正常 的 男人 why didn't you say that he's a normal man?

开始 吧 Let's start now.

童谣 这 把 我们 首选 Tong Yao, we get to choose first this time.

要 不要 拿玉藻 前 Do you want to use Tamamo-no-Mae?

我 还是 拿 彼岸花 I'll still go with Higanbana.

好 上 兵线 都 要 进塔 了 The line is going to breach the tower soon. 老 K 刚帮 你 突袭 一波 你 还 怂 K has already launched an attack for you. Why are you still afraid?

是不是 阿太 在 你 连塔 都 不敢 出 You don't dare to leave the tower because Ah Tai is here?

五分钟 零杠 零杠 零 It has been five minutes and we have zero death.

还 能 落后 对方 三百 经济 But we are still behind them by 300.

中单 你 是 掉线 了 吗 Mid, are you disconnected?

你 今天 很 膨胀 You are very arrogant today.

你别 说话 了 Stop talking.

大蛇 快 刷 了 Orochi is almost dead.

现在 双方 的 经济 差不多 Not much difference between the two sides.

打 了 大蛇 应该 就 拉开 差距 了 You can surpass them if you kill Orochi.

老 K 去 给 他们 一个 视野 K, give them a view.

好 他们 两个 不 打大蛇 Why are they waiting here 蹲 在 这儿 干吗 instead of attacking Orochi?

吓唬 谁 呢 Are they trying to scare someone?

等 我 来 Wait for me.

阿太 他 过来 了 Ah Tai is heading over here.

你 看见 人 了 吗 你 就 瞬步 Have you even seen him? Why did you teleport?

你 跑 得 比 西方 记者 还 快 You ran away faster than lightning.

我 不 跑 我 就 死 了 I'll die if I don't run.

死 什么 死 You won't die.

来 这波 大蛇 打 完 之后 找 机会 刚一波 After we finish off Orochi, we'll fight him. 刚 不过 没关系 It's okay if you can't win.

一个 人头 我 替 你 打 回来 I'll kill him for you.

小胖 [Seal Successfully] Fatty.

我 的 辅助 还是 你 的 辅助 Is he my support or yours?

你 再 这么 怂 下去 If you continue to be like this,

是不是 老猫 也 得护 着 你 [Omagatoki] should Lao Mao protect you too?

你 拿 彼岸花 You really play like Lu Yue

还 真 打出 了 陆岳 的 风范 now that you are using Higanbana.

我 上 了 I'll attack now.

你 躲 着 干什么 Why are you hiding?

打野 都 上去 卖 了 你 还 不 上 Even the jungler is attacking. What are you doing?

回来 Come back!

怕 什么 我 在

小胖 没 了 Fatty is gone.

状态 不好 先 撤退 吧 We are not in good form. Let's retreat for now.

老猫 来 支援 你 别怕 Lao Mao will assist you. Don't be afraid.

躲 在 后面 继续 输出 Hide at the back and give us the output.

上 上 上 Go!

这波团 赢 了 可以 直接 推 If we win this round, we'll win the game.

看见 玉藻 前 不用 躲 Don't hide when you see Tamamo-no-Mae.

老猫 你 再 挺 一下 老猫 挺住 -Lao Mao, hang on. -Lao Mao, hang on.

童谣 快 过来 收割 Tong Yao, come and harvest now.

不行 不行 我 被控 住 了 I can't. They got me.

可以 打 (Attack.)

阿太得 回去 清兵 (Ah Tai has to go back to the farm.)

我先 回城 等 你们 复活 I'll go back to the fort to wait for you to revive.

直接 推 Push ahead.

一对一 好好 表演 One-to-one. Do your best.

别着急 Calm down.

输 了 没关系 It's okay if you lose.

对 啊 小姐姐 Yes, Missy.

大不了 我们 下 把 再战 We can get back to them next time.

别人 看起来 (They look like)

轻轻松松 打败 你 之前 (they've easily defeated you.)

谁 知道 私底下 做 了 多少 功课 (But you don't know how much effort that they've put into it.)

大家 都 是 人类 (We are all humans.)

怎么 可能 就 有 一个 人 (There's no one)

强得 像 外星人 一样 (who can be as strong as an alien.)

永远 不要 轻敌 (Never underestimate your opponent.)

好 小姐姐 很棒 -Yes! -Nice, Missy!

打 得 不错 You did well.

好像 比 想象 中要 简单 It was easier than we've imagined.

是 吧 Right?

对 也 没 传说 中 的 那么 不可 战胜 哈 It's not as undefeatable as rumored. 对 嘛 Yes.

本来 也 不是 针对 你 的 He didn't come at you.

打得 很 好 Well-played.

这 段时间 训练 得 有 成效 Your hard work has paid off.

其实 今天 还是 靠 大家 Actually, it was just a lucky win

我 是 躺 赢 的 because of your help.

你 太 谦虚 了 You are too humble.

什么 叫 躺 赢 What do you mean by lucky win?

这 叫 有 队友 You won because you have teammates.

喂 各位 Hey.

平常 对 我 怎么 没 这么 善良 Why didn't you treat me as kindly?

你 脸皮 那么 厚 You're a thick-faced person.

干吗 要 对 你 善良 There's no need to be kind to you.

我 今后 还是 要 更加 努力 I need to train harder

争取 能够 早点 单杀 他 so that I can single-handedly kill him quickly.

你 很 膨胀 啊 You are so arrogant.

不过 是 允许 范围 内 的 膨胀 But it's within reason.

今天 这场 训练赛 Today's practice match

对 童谣 来说 是 里程碑式 的 胜利 is a milestone for Tong Yao.

所以 我 提议 So my suggestion is

咱们 一起 去 吃 顿 好吃 的 let's go out and eat something nice.

好 好好 好 好 主意 好 主意 Okay! 俱乐部 买单 走 好 -The club will pay for it. Let's go! -Yes!

谁 谁 说 俱乐部 买单 Who said that the club would pay?

可以 可以 可以 Fine.

小瑞 买单 咯 Xiao Rui will pay for it!

如果说 每个 职业 选手 (If every professional gamer)

都 要 经历 一个 至暗 时刻 (has to reach rock bottom,)

那么 (then,)

从 战胜 阿太 的 这 一刻起 (from the moment I defeated Ah Tai,)

这 段 经历 (that experience)

就 已经 变成 了 我 铠甲 的 一部分 (has become a part of my armor.)

它 让 我 时刻 铭记 (It reminds me to always remember)

职业 选手 的 信仰 (that the belief of a professional gamer)

永不 褪色 (will never fade.)

以要 赢 的 决心 (How about you build)

建立 新 的 信仰 怎么样 (a new belief with winning as its foundation?)

加油 You can do it.

小胖 这双鞋 好看 吗 Fatty, does this pair of shoes look nice?

好丑 啊 So ugly.

给 我 看看 Let me see.

但是 她 很 强 (But she's very good.)

态度 也 很 认真 [ZGDX's Post-Competition Interview] (And she took it seriously.)

身为 队长 我 很 高兴 (As the leader, I'm glad)

能够 拥有 这样 的 队友 (to have such a great teammate.)

有 她 的 加入 (With her here,)

今年夏天 (ZGDX will become)

ZGDX 将会 变得 前所未有 的 强大 (even stronger than before this summer.)

天仙配 啊 (Fairy Couple.)

这 就是 天仙配 啊

诚哥 的 嘴角 都 翘起来 了 (Brother Cheng is even smiling.)

还 不怎么 熟 (Yet they say that they don't know each other that well?)

诚哥 也 夸夸 我 呀 (Brother Cheng, compliment me too.)

这样 的 诚哥 我 爱 了 (I love Brother Cheng when he's like this.)

呵呵 无聊 This is so boring.

我会 永远 支持 你 的 (I'll always support you.)

诚哥 真是 绝世 好 男人 啊 (Brother Cheng is really the best man in this world.)

ZGDX 将会 变得 前所未有 的 强大 (ZGDX will become even stronger than before.)

还 真的 在 笑 He was really smiling.

瑞哥瑞哥 Brother Rui.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

你 是不是 要 上 厕所 啊 Do you need to use the toilet?

憋不住 了 You can't hold it in anymore?

师傅 不是 不是 -Sir. -No.

瑞哥 你 看 这个 Brother Rui, look at this.

什么 啊 网友 又 喷 你 了 What is it? Are they trolling again?

但是 她 很 强 (But she's very good.)

态度 也 很 认真 (And she took it seriously.)

身为 队长 我 很 高兴 能够 拥有 这样 的 队友 (As the leader, I'm glad to have such a great teammate.)

有 她 的 加入 (With her here...)

手机 还 我 Give me back my phone.

这 不是 以前 的 采访 吗 Isn't this the previous interview?

都 过去 这么久 了 你 俩 吵 不 吵 It's been a long time ago. Why are you raising a ruckus about it?

我 和 瑞哥 正在 看 视频 呢 Brother Rui and I are watching the video.

你 在 夸 我 You complimented me.

夸 你 怎么 了 So what?

采访 提纲 是 以前 工作人员 写 的 The outline of the interview was written by the previous staff.

我 照着 念 而已 I just read it out loud.

不信 你 问小瑞 Ask Xiao Rui if you don't believe me.

是 吗 瑞哥 Is that true, Brother Rui?

假 的 It's not.

那小 纸条 上 只是 写 的 采访 问题 The only thing on that little note is the interview question.

谁 敢 教陆思诚 Who dares to instruct Lu Si Cheng

怎么 回答 记者 问题 啊 on how to answer the reporters?

手机 还 我 Give me back my phone.

我 不 No.

还 我 Give it back.

我 不 我 不 还

给 我 Give it to me.

我 不 No.

你 在 干吗 What are you doing?

替 你 出轨 Cheating for you.

出 什么 轨 The heck cheating.

什么 情况 啊 What happened?

是 啊 什么 情况 Yes. What happened?

删了 Delete it.

英雄救美 这种 事 When the hero wants to save the beauty,

还是 得手 长 he has to have long arms.

爱护 小 动物 是 一种 美德 Caring for small animals is a virtue.

你 说 谁 是 小 动物 Who are you calling a small animal?

陆岳 Lu Yue.

你 拍照 发给 谁 啊 Who are you sending the photo to?

不会 是 发到 网上 去 了 吧 Don't tell me that you posted it online.

怎么 可能 How's that possible?

我 哪 有 那么 低级 I'm not that despicable.

你 比 你 想 得 更 低级 You are more despicable than you think.

某人 刚才 接受 采访 的 时候 (When someone was interviewed just now,)

双眼 含春 夸得 停不下来 的 也 是 她 (he looked at her so lovingly and complimented her.)

这个 该 翻面 啊 We should flip this already.

妈呀 我要 的 烤肉 好 了 没有 Is my grilled meat ready?

馋 死 我 了 I'm so hungry.

就是 That's right.

别 催别 催 Don't rush us.

一天 就 知道 吃 You only know how to eat.

我 拿 过去 了 I'll take these there.

好 去 吧 Okay. Go.

我 就 说 我 烤 嘛 这么 慢 You should let me grill it. You are so slow.

谢谢 Thank you.

好吃 吗 Is it good?

让 你 刚刚 多事 Look what you've done.

嫂子 来 电话 了 吧 His girlfriend is calling him now.

什么 嫂子 啊 What girlfriend?

这个 啊 Her?

你 接 啊 You can answer it.

看热闹 不嫌 事大 死 小孩儿 You are really childish.

给 我 也 来 点 Put some for me too.

哥 刚才 电话响 半天 了 Brother, your phone was ringing for so long just now.

谁 啊 Who was it?

好像 是 你 女朋友 I think she's your girlfriend.

陆夫人 Mrs. Lu.

我 不是故意 看 的 I didn't purposely look at it.

闭嘴 Shut up.

不是 那个 陆夫人 She's not who you think she is.

喂 你 干什么 呢 (What were you doing?) 打 了 这么 多遍 电话 你 都 不接

你 在 忙 什么 重要 的 事情 (What were you so busy with?)

慢点 说 急 什么 Slow down. Why are you so impatient?

口齿 都 不清 了 You can't even speak clearly now.

而且 你 不是 在 开会 吗 Besides, weren't you in a meeting?

你 怎么 溜出来 了 Why did you skip it?

你 公司 要 倒闭 了 让 你 这么 乱来 Is your company going to close down soon?

语气 亲密 (He's speaking so intimately with her.)

这种 像 埋怨 又 不是 埋怨 (And it doesn't sound like he's complaining.)

是 纵容 的 语气 (He's spoiling her.)

是 女朋友 无误 (Definitely her girlfriend.)

我 队友 啊 什么 夸 她 干什么 She's my teammate. Why can't I compliment her?

人家 比赛 打得 好 我 夸 她 怎么 了 She played well. Why can't I compliment her?

我 去 趟 洗手间 你们 先 吃 啊 I have to use the toilet. You can eat first.

诚哥 Brother Cheng.

干什么 What is it?

虽然 不 知道 Although I don't know

未来 谁 有幸 当 你 的 陆夫人 who will be so lucky to become Mrs. Lu,

不过 我 现在 I think

已经 开始 有点 羡慕 她 了 I already envy her now.

因为 她 一定 会 被 你 保护 得 很 好 Because she'll be well-protected by you.

刀枪不入 风雨 不侵 You won't allow anything or anyone to hurt her.

诚哥 Brother Cheng.

你 是不是 有 女朋友 了 Do you have a girlfriend already?

你 这 是 怎么 了 What's wrong with you?

满眼 盛着 酸 是 在 吃醋 吗 You are going to cry. Are you jealous?

别 发疯 了 少女 你 不配 Stop being crazy. You don't deserve him.

好 了 Okay now.

肯定 好看 I'm sure I look great in it.

什么 What?

你 来 深圳 You are in Shenzhen?

你 来 深圳 干什么 呀 Why do you have to come to Shenzhen?

我 全国 比赛 开始 了 The national competition is going to start soon.

我 没 时间 陪 你 瞎闹 I have no time to mess around.

瞎闹 陆岳 没 和 你 说 吗 (Mess around? Didn't Lu Yue tell you?)

陆岳 什么 时候 和 我 说 过 He didn't tell me anything.

你 要 想见 他 想 让 他 回去 If you want to see him and want him to go home,

你 自己 去 联系 他 contact him yourself.

你别 总 拿 离家出走 Don't always threaten me

来 吓唬 我行 不行 with you running away from home,

没事 吧 okay?

我妈 It's my mom.

好 了 我 知道 了 Fine. I got it.

我来 烤 吧 你们 想 吃 什么 Let me handle the grill. What do you want to eat?

你 会 烤 吗 Do you know how to do it?

当然 了 Of course.

行 走 让 她 烤 Fine. Let's go. Let her do it.

交给 你 了 I'll leave it to you.

好喝

捡 了 钱 了 这么 开心 Did you find some money? Why are you so happy?

走走 走 走 Let's go.

要 不要 啊 Do you want it?

好了没 啊 吃点 吗 -Is it done yet? -Do you want some?

来 谢谢 Thank you. 你 咋 不吃 了 Why do you stop eating?

我 吃 多 了 会 胖 I'll gain weight if I eat too much.

好 好吃 啊 This is so delicious.

陆岳 Lu Yue.

你 好像 捅 了 马蜂窝 了 I think you've poked the bear.

要 是因为 这个 影响 诚哥 比赛 状态 If Brother Cheng's condition is affected because of this,

我扣 你 工资 啊 I'm going to cut your pay.

你们 是 永远 没有 办法 理解 You'll never understand how a middle-aged woman feels

一个 拥有 到 了 适婚 年纪 when she has a handsome son

却 连 女朋友 都 没有 的 帅 儿子 who doesn't even have a girlfriend

中年 女性 的 心情 despite he's reached marriageable age.

但是 突然 有 一天 But if one day,

让 她 好不容易 觉得 有 了 希望 she realizes that there's finally hope for his son

而 这个 希望 又 很快 破灭 的话 and that hope is destroyed,

那 可 就 真 完蛋 了 it'll be really bad.

喂 哥 找 你 的 Asking for you. 相亲 Blind date?

相 什么 亲 What blind date?

你 不 觉得 你 说 这话 有点 疯 吗 Don't you think you are insane?

我 下周 还要 打 比赛 I have a competition next week.

我 每天 都 有 训练赛 I have practice match every day.

我 哪 有空 相亲 啊 I don't have time for a blind date.

长得 好看 也 不行 Not even she's pretty.

大家闺秀 A daughter from a respectable family?

大家闺秀 是 什么 概念 啊 What does that mean?

不 打扰 我 打 训练赛 She won't disturb my practice match,

不 打扰 我 打 比赛 my competition,

不在 网上 瞎 蹦 哒 post nonsense online,

不 要求 在 每个 大小 节日 都 要 见面 request me to meet her during every festival,

安静 得 如 她 不 存在 一样 and will be so quiet like she doesn't exist.

是不是 这样 Is she like that?

是 这样的话 我 就 接受 If she is, I'll accept her.

诚哥 Brother Cheng.

大家闺秀 Daughter from a respectable family

我 喜欢 is my cup of tea.

游戏 还 没玩 明白 呢 You can't even play well your game.

天天 想着 谈恋爱 And you want to date a girl?

那 又 咋 了 So what?

这 不太好 吧 I don't think it's a good idea.

电子 宠物 饿 了 都 还 会 震 一下 Even a virtual pet will notify you when it's hungry.

我 就是 直男癌 Yes. I'm a male chauvinist.

这样 不 挺 好 的 吗 Isn't that good?

你 也 不用 再 担心 我 的 性取向 了 Now, you don't need to worry about my sexual orientation.

不 喜欢 女人 的 直 男癌 更 可怕 (A straight guy who doesn't like women is even scarier!)

你 怎么 就 (Why can't you...)

你 干吗 不 直接 承认 Why don't you just tell her

和 那 矮子 有 一腿 不 就行了 吗 that there's something between you and Shorty?

反正 她 又 不 知道 She won't know for real anyway.

没事 It's okay.

王女士 的 事情 Just leave

就 包 在 我 身上 Madam Wang to me.

喂 妈 Hello, Mom.

是 我 It's me.

妈 你 不要 瞎搞 啊 Mom, don't do unnecessary things.

像 我哥 这样 的 高档 货色 An amazing man like my brother

随便 挥 一 挥手 can have

就 有 一堆 女 的 夹道相迎 any woman he wants with a wave of his hand.

是 不 需要 你 替 他 相亲 的 You don't have to arrange any blind date for him.

今年 对于 我们 战队 来说 非常 重要 This year is very important to our team.

我们 今年 很忙 的 We are very busy this year.

而且 我们 能 不能 拿 冠军 Besides, whether we can win the championship

就要 看 今年 了 depends on this year.

你 说得对 You are right.

我哥 是 到 相亲 的 时候 了 It's time for him to go on blind dates.

那 我 再 帮 您 跟 他 说 说 I'll talk to him then.

我妈 说 我 要 再 多 说 一句 My mom said that if I say another word,

相亲 的 人 就 从 你 一个 she'll get both of us

变成 我们 兄弟俩 to go for blind dates.

我 才 二十三岁 I'm not going to sacrifice my youth

就 不 为了 我们 伟大 的 兄弟 情义

而 葬身 我 的 青春 了 for our brotherhood.

相亲 愉快 Enjoy your blind date.

听说 对方 是 个 漂亮 的 女人 I heard that she's a pretty lady.

和 你 同岁 名字 叫 苏落 Same age as you. Her name is Su Luo.

刚 从 英国 留学 回来 She just came back from the UK.

而且 家 里面 Besides, her family

和 我们 还有 商业 合作 关系 is one of our business partners.

相信 你们 一定 是 I believe that you

非常 天造地设 的 一对 will be a match made in heaven.

哥 你 别 这样 看着 我 Brother, don't look at me like that.

反正 我 出卖 你 This is not the first time

也 不止 这 一次 两次 了 吧 I sell you out anyway.

哥 你 别生气 啊 Brother, don't be mad.

喂 妈 Hello, Mom.

来 你 把 这个 吃 了 他 就 不 生气 了 Eat this and he won't be mad anymore. 所以 说 So

你哥 真的 要 去 相亲 啊 your brother is really going to have a blind date?

相亲 就是 走过场 吧 Just to go through the motions.

王女士 决定 的 事情 When Madam Wang has decided on something,

一般 什么 神仙 都 说 不动 她 no one can change her mind.

不过 如果 对方 真的 是 一个 But if the girl

又 懂事 又 漂亮 的 大家闺秀 的话 is sensible, beautiful, and from a great family,

谈 谈恋爱 总比 他 成天 being in a relationship will be

像 一个 机器人 一样 好 吧 better than him being a robot.

说不定 Maybe

人 还 能 变得 和善 些 he'll even become kinder.

让 你 去 相亲 的 时候 When you are asked to go for a blind date,

电话 挂 得 比 谁 都 快 you hung up faster than anyone.

我 不 一样 I'm different.

我 有 决战 平安 京 I have Onmyoji arena Pro League.

追月神 就是 我 的 女朋友 Oitsuki is my girlfriend.

还 女朋友 呢 Girlfriend?

追月神 的 连招 都 放 不好 You can't even master her combo.

渣 男 You are a disloyal man.

有 时间 斗嘴 If you have time to quarrel,

还 不如 多 做 几页 笔记 呢 you better use it to do more homework.

接下来 的 比赛 可不 轻松 Our next competition will not be easy.

岚 战队 是 老牌 的 传统 豪门 Team Arashi is an experienced team.

虽然 这些 年 成绩 不好 Although they haven't been doing well in the past few years,

但 也 没有 落入 到 打 保级 赛 的 程度 they've never had to play a relegation match.

一直 在 联赛 中 的 中上游 徘徊 They've always been in the middle-top ranking.

FNC 更加 棘手 一些 Fighting against FNC is even more challenging.

理论 上 来说 Theoretically,

他 是 本 小组 内 his team is the only team

唯一 一个 能 跟 我们 叫板 的 队 that is as good as us.

实力 可 不容 小觑 啊 We can't underestimate them.

你们 应该 很 清楚 吧 I'm sure you understand.

我 记得 I remember

上次 训练赛 during the practice match last time,

老猫 就 被 对方 抓 得 苦不堪言 Lao Mao was entirely trapped by them.

最后 是 靠着 中路 童谣 才 稳住阵脚 In the end, Tong Yao had to support the team.

下路 双人 组 强势 优势 拖 到 中后期 And our bot team had to drag it out

诚哥 接管 比赛 until Brother Cheng took over

才能 赢 and won the game.

所以 说 还是 要 先 好好 做好 功课 So we have to do our homework.

听见 没 Did you hear it?

好好 做 功课 We have to do our homework.

妈 以后 能 不能 别不经 我 同意 Can you stop introducing me to others 就 随便 介绍 人 给 我 认识 了 without asking me?

我 现在 真的 没 时间 I'm really busy now.

FNC 战队 的 情况 I don't think I need to

我 就 不用 多 做 介绍 了 吧 tell you more about FNC.

大家 已经 跟 他们 交战 过好 几次 了 You've fought them a few times already.

相信 对 他们 的 实力 心里 都 有底 I believe that you know how good they are.

漂亮 来 -Nice. -Give me five.

如果 他们 被 分到 红色 方 If they are sent to the red zone,

昆 基本上 一定 会 去 拿下 路 的 达摩 Kun will definitely attack Bodhidharma in the bot lane.

如果 达摩 的 视野 If Bodhidharma sees

看见 对面 的 打野 动向 the opponent's juggler,

他 就 会 开始 伺机 反 蹲 he'll start to countergank

或者 是 入侵 野区 or infiltrate the jungle.

这 成功率 很 高 的 It has a high success rate.

你 看 Look.

这里 Here.

这里 Here.

这里

都 被 蹲 到 过 He has been here before.

相反 if he doesn't get Bodhidharma

如果 一 开始 就 不让 他 拿 达摩

并且 占领 对面 的 河道 视野 and the view of the river is blocked,

他 的 节奏感 完全 没有 那么 好 he will lose his sense of rhythm.

你 看 Look.

和 CK 战队 那场 比赛 就是 When they fought CK,

因为 前期 丢失 了 节奏 God Yang almost destroyed their jungle

后面 野区 快 被 阳神 反烂 了 [One against a thousand] because he lost his rhythm.

是 这么回事 Yes.

明神 God Ming.

这 综合 果仁 效果 不错 啊 This bag of mixed nuts is really effective.

大招 一波接 一波 的 You are giving us great ideas one after another.

来来来 再 吃 一个 Come on. Eat more.

我 咋 感觉 队里 一下子 Why do I feel that

又 莫名其妙 多 了 一个 数据 分析师 we have another data analyst in our team?

我 看 挺 好 啊 I think that's good.

又 不用 多 给 一个 人 的 工资 We don't have to pay for another analyst.

你们 要是 都 像 童谣 这样 If all of you are like Tong Yao,

我 就 烧高香 了 I'll be so grateful.

懒惰 是 后天 慢慢 可以 培养 的 哈 You can slowly cultivate laziness.

不 急 No need to rush.

去 好吃 满足 This is so good. I'm happy. 你 看 Look.

陆岳 一 开始 来 的 时候

也 是 很 勤奋 的 he was very diligent too.

但是 现在 he's just someone who only hacks into

还 不是 一个 只 知道 拿 别人 号 Not one who only knows how to take someone else's number

给 别人 掉 分 的 瓜皮 吗 others' accounts to sabotage them.

死 胖子 你 闭嘴 Fatty, shut up.

好 我 知道 了 I got it. 一会儿 那里 见 吧 I'll meet you there later.

陆岳 我车 钥匙 呢 Lu Yue, where's my car key?

不 知道 I don't know.

童谣 Tong Yao.

这个 你 也 注意 下 Pay attention to this as well.

出去 啊 Are you going out?

对 啊 Yes.

我妈 约 了 那个 女 的 My mom asked that girl out.

出了门 才 告诉 我 And she only told me about it after the girl went out.

哪个 女 的 Which girl?

相亲 喔 Your blind date?

相 什么 亲 啊 It's not a blind date.

又 光 着 脚 不 穿鞋 到处 乱跑 You are running around without your slippers again.

下次 你 来 生理期 Next time, no one will pity you

爬 着 走 也 不会 有人 同情 你 even if you crawl on the floor when you have your period next time.

穿 上 Wear them.

童谣 Tong Yao.

过来 看看 昆 的 这个 习惯 Come and take a look at Kun's habit.

来 了 来 了 Coming.

还有 这 一点 你 多 注意 一下 You have to pay more attention to this.

苏 小姐 Miss Su.

你好 我 是 苏落 Hello, I am Su Luo.

陆思诚 Lu Si Cheng.

有人 委托 我 送 你 回家 Someone asked me to drive you home.

不 坐下 来 喝杯 咖啡 吗 Aren't you going to sit down for coffee?

不了 一会儿 还有 事情 要 忙 No. I have things to do later.

好 那 你 在 这里 等 我 一下 Wait for me then. 我 去 个 洗手间 I have to use the toilet.

请便 Go ahead.

喂 宝贝 呀 (Hello, baby.)

今天 怎么样 啊 (How did it go?)

相亲 还 顺利 吗 (How was the blind date?)

妈 我 说 您 找 的 这些 媒人 The matchmakers you hired 工作 也 太 不 认真 了 吧 are too lousy in their job.

不 满意 吗 (Are you not satisfied?)

我们 之前 都 看过 照片 了 呀 (We've seen his photo before.)

不是 No.

本人 呢 He's even more handsome

更帅 in person.

就是 我 没 抱 什么 希望 But I didn't have high hopes for him.

都 没 怎么 准备 So I didn't prepare anything.

我 女儿 啊 天生丽质 (You are a natural beauty.)

还 需要 准备 什么 呀 (You don't need to prepare anything.)

总之 这次 这个 人 呢 Anyway, I'm very satisfied

我 非常 满意 with this person this time.

好 啦 人家 在 外面 等 我 呢 Okay now. He's still waiting for me.

先 不 跟 你 说 了 I have to hang up now.

回家 再说 吧 拜拜 I'll talk to you at home. Bye.

好 在 相亲 [Rabbit Holds a Carrot Tight] (On a blind date?) 刚 见面 (We just met.)

漂亮 不 (Is she pretty?)

没 看清 (I didn't look at her properly.)

在 哪 呢 (Where are you?)

星光 大厦 楼下 的 咖啡厅 (The coffee shop below Starlight Tower.)

相亲 跑 那么 远 (You went so far for a blind date.)

不过 那个 地方 我 知道 (But I know that place.)

出门 右转 三百米 (Turn right from the front door, walk for 300 meters,)

章鱼 小丸子 好吃 得 飞 起来 (and you'll find the best takoyaki.)

一份 多加 海苔 多加 柴 鱼片 (Ask for more seaweed and bonito flakes)

足够 狩猎 任何 女神 的 心 (and you'll be able to win over any woman.)

除了 吃 你 还 知道 什么 (What else do you know besides food?)

狗咬吕洞宾 (You've insulted my kindness.)

久等 了 Sorry for keeping you waiting.

十五分钟 肠胃 不好 It has been 15 minutes. Stomachache?

你们 这些 男人 真的 什么 都 不 懂 Men really know nothing.

我 是 去 补妆 的 I went to fix my makeup.

不是 去 方便 的 Not to use the toilet.

服务员 Excuse me.

你好 Bill, please.

买单

这里 请 Here you go.

来 走 吧 Let's go. 听说 你 是 职业 的 电 竞选 手 I heard that you are a professional e-sports player.

是 和 我 想象 的 不 太 一样 You are different from what I've imagined. 我 还 以为 电 竞选 手 就是 网瘾 少年 I thought that e-sports players are all addicted to the Internet.

没想到 还有 你 这样 的 I never thought that there would be someone like you.

我 怎么 了 What do you mean?

就是 我 觉得 现在 还 不错 I think this is good.

你 觉得 呢 What do you think?

电竞 确实 很 不错 E-sports are indeed great.

你 第一次 相亲 啊 Is this your first blind date?

你 不是 啊 It's not your first?

我们 现在 去 哪儿 Where are we going now?

你 要 吃 那个 吗 Do you want to eat that?

我 吃 不惯 这些 I can't get used to this kind of food.

看着 很 油腻 It looks very oily.

而且 不太 卫生 And it's not very hygienic.

你好 要 一份 大份 的 Hello, I want a large one.

多加 柴 鱼片 多加 海苔 打包 Extra bonito flakes and seaweed for takeaway.

好 的 稍 等 Okay. Please wait for a moment.

好帅 啊 So handsome.

怎么 这么 帅 啊 How can he be so handsome?

你 喜欢 吃 这种 东西 啊 You like to eat this kind of thing?

打包 回去 给 宠物 吃 I'm buying it for my pet.

你养 宠物 You have a pet?

是 狗 吗 Is it a dog?

伙食 挺不错 啊 It is really well-fed.

是 兔子 She's a rabbit.

兔子 Rabbit?

兔子 能 吃 这么 油腻 的 东西 吗 Can rabbit eat something so oily?

她 是 垃圾桶 什么 都 吃 She's a trash can. She can eat everything.

谢谢 Thank you.

你 怎么 能 这么 说 你 的 兔子

这雨 说 下 就 下 It's raining so suddenly.

气象台 也 不 给 个 预报 啊 The weather station didn't even give us a forecast?

你 在 这 等 我 Wait for me here.

我 去 开车 I'll get the car.

好羡慕 啊 I'm so jealous.

好帅 So handsome.

下雨天 我 也 想要 一辆 这样 的 车 I want a car like this on rainy days too.

我 就 不 一样 了 I'm different.

我 想要 那 车 里面 的 男人 I want the man inside that car.

你 在 想 屁 吃 What are you thinking?

看看 人家 女朋友 啥样 你 啥 样 Look at his girlfriend.

今天 也 太 不巧 了 So unlucky today.

怎么 下 这么 大 的 雨 Why is it raining so heavily?

也 没 办法 坐下 来 跟 你 好好 聊一聊 I can't sit down and have a talk with you properly.

这个 周末 你 有空 吗 我们 可以 Are you free this weekend? We can...

周末 我要 打 比赛 I have a competition this weekend.

那 我 去 看 你 打 比赛 I can go and watch you.

正好 我 也 没 看过 I've never watched

电竞 游戏 的 比赛 any e-sports competitions before.

我 如果 是 你 朋友 的话 If I am your friend,

是不是 可以 去 后台 can I go backstage...

苏 小姐

你 挺 好 的 You are not too bad.

你 也 挺 好 的 You too.

只不过 我 觉得 we are not a good match.

我们 俩 可能 不太 合适

你 看 突然 下 这么 大雨 Look at this sudden rain.

就是 老天爷 的 安排 It's a sign from God.

要 不 这样 吧 How about this?

你家 在 哪 你 告诉 我 Tell me where do you live.

我 送 你 回去 I'll drive you there.

好 童谣 Tong Yao. 你 这个 视频 都 看 了 三遍 了 吧 You've been watching this video three times.

我 再 看看 细节 I'm checking the details.

下 这么 大雨 It's raining so heavily.

也 不 知道 诚哥 带 没带 伞 I wonder if Brother Cheng has an umbrella or not.

我哥 还 没 回来 My brother is still not back.

说明 他 相亲 顺利 It means that the blind date went very well.

咱们 很快 就 有 嫂子 了 We'll have a sister-in-law soon.

你 去 干吗 Where are you going?

要 不要 双排 Do you want to do a duo queue?

累 了 去 躺 会儿 I'm tired. I want to lie down for a bit.

她 怎么 了 What's wrong with her?

你 猜 呢 What do you think?