Friends S02E07 3d
- So I figured it out. - What? Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. I'm not sexy enough. Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack." Really? That's so sweet. I mean, I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet. If you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him. You're right. You're right. You are so "yum"! I mean, it's a cat, you know? It's a cat. Why can't they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. Those things that live for a day. What are they called? Fruit flies? Thank you. Would you like dessert? No dessert. Just the check. Please. Oh, no. You're not having fun, are you? No, no, I am. But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head. Oh, look at me. Look at me. I'm on a date with a really great guy. All I can think about is Ross... ...and his cat... ...and his Julie. Look, do you want a piece of pie or something? Do like that man, I just screwed this all over. I just want to get over him. Why can't I do that? Look, I've been through a divorce. Trust me, you're gonna be fine. You can't see it because you haven't had closure Closure! That's what it is! That's what I need! God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that? Well, there's no one way really, it's just... Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: "I'm over you." Over you. That's what it is. Closure. Hello? Excuse me? Excuse me. Hel - Hang on. - Excuse me? - What? - Hi. I'm sorry. I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. - I'm talking. - I see that. One phone call, I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. You're being a little weird about your phone. All right. Fine. I'll call you back. Thank you. So good people! Machine. - Just waiting for the beep. - Good. Ross! Hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that... ...everything's fine. And I'm really happy for you... ...and your cat. Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. You see there, I'm thinking of names... ...so obviously I am over you. I am over you. And that, my friend, is what they call "closure. "
