Friends S02E22 1d
I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth. And since it's Rachel's birthday... ...I thought I'd poach a salmon. What? Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things? You want to be on the food committee? Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees? Why can't we just get pizza and beer and have fun? I agree. Fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside. And I'm not sure we are. You don't want it to be special? Fine. You can throw any kind of party you want. Joey, they're not real! I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake. See? Honk, honk! Wow, it's like porno for clowns! The One With Two Parties Neither of Rachel's sisters can come. I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper. No Shannon Cooper. Why not her? Because she... She steals stuff. Or maybe she doesn't and Joey slept with her and never called her back. Joey, that is horrible. Hey, I liked her. Maybe too much. I don't know. I guess I just got scared. I'm sorry. I didn't know. I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay! Hi, honey. How did it go? It was the graduation from hell. My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship. It's supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister would graduate from college. Nobody thought she would. It's a testament to what a girl from Long Island will do for a Celica. What happened? My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile... ...and not talk about the divorce. But no! They got into a fight during the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. You know the good news? I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours. I guess we don't invite her parents. - How about just her mom? - Why her mom? Because I already invited her. Did you ask Stacy Roth? Can't invite her. She also steals. So does her roomate. Here are the candles. Where's the birthday cake? We're not having birthday cake. We're having birthday flan. Excuse me? It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert. That's nice. Happy birthday, Rachel. Here's some goo! Dr. Greene! Oh, my God! It's Rachel's dad. Why are you here? The father can't see the daughter on her birthday? No, no, the father can. But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here. And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye-bye. You're having a party. No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. - This is Phoebe, Chandler and Joey. - I'll never remember all that. So what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it?
