Gumball | The Vegging | Cartoon Network
first we shall neither bad nor groom
ourselves instead we shall close
ourselves in the ceremonial robes of the
blanket toga then we shall open and
close the door for French so many times
that we lower our standards so many
times that we eventually settle for a
feast of expired pickles slightly
fermented orange juice and what was
lunch but erm I may now be cheese and if
the glasses are dirty we shall drink out
of bowls and if the balls are dirty we
shall tear it out of plates
we shall nest under a blanket on the
sofa for so long that when we stand up
we will suffer vertigo and concededly
have to lie back down
and we shall continue to do not until we
are of laziness all right so when do we
get up when the discomfort of having to
go to the bathroom exceeds the joy of
lying in bed there this should prevent
chafing from too much silly now to my
chin okay but why do you need a lip balm
there coz very fresh
okay by the way why is the tea me the
wrong way around taking it to the next
level huh yup the next level down should
I bring a bucket in case we need to you
know powder our nose fuck is when you
gotta go but you don't want to leave
well what do we need to change video
game wow I guess you really got it
everything but what if someone rings the
doorbell oh I've got a life hack for
that as well what I don't answer it come
on let's get into position oh sorry
nothing I was really annoying though so
the phone's ringing big deal we just
wait until our brains tune it out
see I just went away this is NASA your
attic data there's a mini right a direct
collision course without there's a space
scientists outside big deal let's wait
until our brains tune it out so there's
not mean or right in the living big deal
we can sell our brains tune it out fire
is going around big deal
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how does it feel to be married to a wife
from another one see it simply went away
I think we should stop treating things
about kind of losing the plot here
you're not gonna ask me how I got here
coming up next robot dinosaure
Destruction Derby has been replaced by a
documentary about the Swedish sheetmetal
industry maybe there will be a cool
accident at the sheetmetal Factory and
their factories are the safest in the
world what man why see universe so
determined to make us move today
wouldn't its tie be better spent sorting
out poverty or world hunger or those
awful dog filters on chat snap what now
ah Roli you gonna do me like that
can we just not do this right now do you
know how long it took to do my hair when
you think it's easy to look like this
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what's in the box
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teddy bear with human teeth it's got a
clue to you every time you want to work
wow that sounds really scary surprise
yes that's us the remote before you go
yet just miss them you can go too by the
way okay
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