George Carlin, George Carlin - Rape Can Be Funny

George Carlin - Rape Can Be Funny

Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things. You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk. Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say. "Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?" Now, speaking of rape, do you know what I wonder? I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. These are the kind of things I think about when I'm sitting home alone and the power goes out. I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. I mean per capita, I know the populations are different. Most people think it's the equator, I think it's the north pole. People think it's the equator because it's hot down there, they don't wear a lot of clothing, guys can see women's tits, they get horney and there's a lot of fucking going on. That's exactly why there's less rape at the equator. Because there's a lot of fucking going on. You can tell there's a lot of fucking at the equator, take a look at the population figures. Billions of people live near the equator. How many Eskimos do we have? Thirty? Thirty five? No one's getting laid at the north pole, it's too fucking cold. Guys say to their wives, "hey tonight honey, huh, tonight, huh?" "Are you crazy? The wind chill factor is three hundred below." These guys are deprived. Their horney. Their pent up. Every now and then...p-pmm...they bust out, they got to rape somebody. Now, the biggest problem an Eskimo rapist has, trying to get wet leather leggings off a woman who is kicking. Did you ever try to get leather pants off of someone who doesn't want to take them off? You would lose your hard-on in the process. Up at the north pole you dick would shrivel up like a stack of dimes. That's another thing I wonder. I wonder, does a rapist have a hard-on when he leaves the house in the morning, or does he develop it during the day while he's walking around looking for somebody. These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

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Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohhh||||||||| 그런 식으로 말하는 것을 싫어하는 사람도 있죠. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things. oh||||||||||| 아하||||||||||| Oh, certaines personnes aiment vous faire taire pour avoir dit ces choses. 그런 말을 하면 입 다물라고 하는 사람들도 있죠. You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk. 이 나라의 많은 그룹이 여러분에게 대화하는 방법을 알려주고 싶어 합니다. Tell you what you can't talk about. 말할 수 없는 것을 말하세요. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it. 가끔은 어떤 것에 대해 이야기할 수는 있지만 농담은 할 수 없다고 말하기도 합니다. Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. 재미없어서 농담을 할 수 없다고 가정해 보세요. Comedians run into that shit all the time. 코미디언들||||||| 코미디언들은 항상 이런 상황을 겪습니다. Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny." Vergewaltigung|| 성폭력은|| 강간은 재미없어요." I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. |||||||lustig |||||||재미있어 저는 "엿 먹어, 재밌다고 생각해요. How do you like that?" 어때요?" I can prove to you that rape is funny. 강간이 재미있다는 것을 증명할 수 있습니다. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. |Porky||vergewaltigen|Elmer|Fudd 그림|포키|||엘머|퍼드 돼지돼지가 엘머 퍼드를 강간하는 모습을 상상해 보세요. See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? 왜 사람들이 그를 '포키'라고 부를까요? I know what you're going to say. 무슨 말씀 하실지 알아요. "Elmer was asking for it. "엘머가 요청했어요. Elmer was coming on to Porky. 엘머는 포키에게 다가오고 있었습니다. Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind." |||||||||||geil||||||||| |||||||||||흥분했다||||||||| 포키는 스스로를 제어할 수 없었고, 흥분하고, 흥분하고, 자제력을 잃고, 정신이 나갔어요." Porky kon het niet helpen, hij kreeg een stijve, hij werd vreselijk, hij verloor de controle, hij werd gek. " A lot of men talk like that. 많은 남성들이 그렇게 이야기합니다. A lot of men think that way. 많은 남성들이 그렇게 생각합니다. They think it's the woman's fault. 그들은 그것이 여성의 잘못이라고 생각합니다. They like to blame the rape on the woman. |||비난하다||||| 그들은 강간을 여성 탓으로 돌리기를 좋아합니다. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." ||||||||||치마 "그 여자는 짧은 치마를 입고 있었어요."라고 말합니다. Скажите: "Она так и сделала, на ней была короткая юбка". These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. |||||||||||Cock|teasern ||||||||||||성적 유혹자 Ces gars-là pensent que les femmes devraient aller en prison pour avoir été des énigmes. 이 사람들은 여자들이 콕 티저를 했다는 이유로 감옥에 가야 한다고 생각합니다. Deze jongens denken dat vrouwen naar de gevangenis moeten gaan omdat ze pik plaagt. Don't seem fair to me. 불공평해 보입니다. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. 옳지 않은 것 같지만 농담으로 할 수 있습니다. I believe you can joke about anything. 농담은 뭐든지 할 수 있다고 생각합니다. It all depends on how you construct the joke. ||||||구성하다|| همه چیز به چگونگی ساخت جوک بستگی دارد. 이 모든 것은 농담을 어떻게 구성하느냐에 달려 있습니다. What the exaggeration is. 과장이란 무엇인가요? У чому перебільшення. What the exaggeration is. ||Übertreibung| ||exaggeration| Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. ||||||||||Verhältnis 모든 농담에는 비례를 벗어나는 한 가지가 필요합니다. Give you an example. 예를 들어 보겠습니다. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper? 신문에서 이런 뉴스를 본 적이 있나요? Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman." ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||vergewaltigte|||| 가끔 "어떤 남자가 집에 침입해 많은 물건을 훔쳤고, 그 와중에 81세 노인을 강간했다"는 기사를 접할 때가 있습니다. And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? 그리고 저는 "왜????"라고 생각했습니다. What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?" 이 사람은 대체 사회생활이 어떻게 되는 거야?" I want to say, "why did you do that?" "왜 그랬어요?"라고 묻고 싶어요. "Well she was coming on to me. "저한테 작업 걸고 있었어요. "Ну, она приставала ко мне. We were dancing and I got horney. 춤을 추다가 호니를 만났어요. Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." |||||||||||Bademantel |||||||||||목욕 가운 이봐요, 그녀는 타이트한 목욕 가운을 입고 있었어요." Гей, вона просила про це, на ній був обтягуючий халат». I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?" ||||||||wählerisch|||| "맙소사, 다음에는 좀 더 신중하게 선택해줄래?"라고 말하곤 합니다. Now, speaking of rape, do you know what I wonder? 강간 얘기가 나와서 말인데, 제가 궁금한 게 뭔지 아세요? I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. ||||||||Äquator|||| ||||||||적도|||| 적도나 북극에 강간이 더 많은지 궁금합니다. These are the kind of things I think about when I'm sitting home alone and the power goes out. 집에 혼자 앉아 있다가 정전이 되면 이런 생각을 하게 됩니다. I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. 적도나 북극에 강간이 더 많은지 궁금합니다. I mean per capita, I know the populations are different. |||||||Bevölkerungen|| 1인당 인구가 다르다는 것을 알고 있습니다. Я маю на увазі на душу населення, я знаю, що населення різне. Most people think it's the equator, I think it's the north pole. 대부분의 사람들은 적도라고 생각하지만 저는 북극이라고 생각합니다. People think it's the equator because it's hot down there, they don't wear a lot of clothing, guys can see women's tits, they get horney and there's a lot of fucking going on. |||||||||||||||||||||Brüste||||||||||| ||||equator|||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||가슴||||||||||| 사람들은 적도라고 생각하는 이유는 그곳이 덥고, 옷을 많이 입지 않고, 남자들은 여자 가슴을 볼 수 있고, 호니를 하고, 섹스를 많이 하기 때문이라고 생각합니다. That's exactly why there's less rape at the equator. 적도에서 강간이 적은 이유가 바로 여기에 있습니다. Because there's a lot of fucking going on. 많은 일이 벌어지고 있기 때문입니다. You can tell there's a lot of fucking at the equator, take a look at the population figures. 적도의 인구 수치를 보면 적도에 섹스가 많다는 것을 알 수 있습니다. Billions of people live near the equator. How many Eskimos do we have? ||Eskimos||| ||에스키모||| 에스키모는 몇 명이나 있나요? Thirty? Thirty five? 35살? No one's getting laid at the north pole, it's too fucking cold. 북극은 너무 추워서 아무도 잠자리를 가질 수 없어요. На северном полюсе никто не трахается, там слишком холодно. На північному полюсі ніхто не трахається, там дуже холодно. Guys say to their wives, "hey tonight honey, huh, tonight, huh?" 남자들은 아내에게 "오늘 밤 여보, 오늘 밤, 응?"이라고 말합니다. "Are you crazy? "미쳤어요? The wind chill factor is three hundred below." 바람의 체감온도는 영하 300도입니다." These guys are deprived. |||benachteiligt 이 사람들은 박탈감을 느낍니다. Эти парни обделены. Ці хлопці обділені. Their horney. 그들의 호니. Their pent up. |eingepfercht| |억눌린| 억눌린 사람들. Их накопившиеся запасы. Їх стримано. Every now and then...p-pmm...they bust out, they got to rape somebody. |||||p||bust|||||| |||||음음|||||||| 가끔씩.....................................그들은 누군가를 강간해야 해요. Now, the biggest problem an Eskimo rapist has, trying to get wet leather leggings off a woman who is kicking. |||||Eskimo||||||||Leggings||||||tritt |||||에스키모||||||||레깅스|||||| 이제 에스키모 강간범의 가장 큰 문제는 발로 차는 여성의 젖은 가죽 레깅스를 벗겨내는 것입니다. Самая большая проблема для эскимосского насильника - снять мокрые кожаные леггинсы с брыкающейся женщины. Did you ever try to get leather pants off of someone who doesn't want to take them off? 가죽 바지를 벗기 싫어하는 사람의 바지를 벗기려고 시도해 본 적이 있나요? You would lose your hard-on in the process. Up at the north pole you dick would shrivel up like a stack of dimes. ||||||||schrumpfen||||||Dollars ||||||||쪼그라||||||다이아몬드 북극에 올라가면 거시기가 동전 더미처럼 쭈글쭈글해질 것입니다. На северном полюсе твой член сморщится, как стопка монет. На північному полюсі твій хуй зморщився б, як стос копійок. That's another thing I wonder. 그것도 궁금한 점입니다. I wonder, does a rapist have a hard-on when he leaves the house in the morning, or does he develop it during the day while he's walking around looking for somebody. ||||Vergewaltiger||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 강간범이 아침에 집을 나설 때 발기가 되는 건지, 아니면 낮에 누군가를 찾아 돌아다니는 동안 발기가 되는 건지 궁금합니다. These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. 이런 생각 때문에 정말 좋은 학교에 진학하지 못했습니다.