48. If You Cheat, You Will Die
A: Don't you ever cheat on me.
B: Why would I do that?
A: Because men like to cheat.
B: Some men do, but not me.
A: I'm watching you.
B: I'm an open book.
Watch me all you want. A: If I catch you, you'll be sorry.
B: You won't catch me, because I love you.
I'm not a cheater. A: I will poke your eyes out.
B: I don't want any other woman.
A: I will chop your toes off, one by one.
B: Honey, please.
You're the only woman for me, forever. I swear it.