Friends S02E06 5d
Everybody, let's give a warm Central Perk welcome to Terry's a jerk And he won't let me work And I hate Central Perk To Stephanie Schiffer!
I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved. Zachary Are all invited to bite me We're the guys that called about the baby! Is he here? He's here. I assume one of you is the father. - That's me. - I'm him. Actually, we're both the father. Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy. Please tell me you know which one is our baby. That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. Or clowns. That one's Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth! Hey, Ben! Remember us? Okay, the mole came off. What are we gonna do? We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. - Flip for the baby? - You got a better idea? All right, call it in the air. Heads. Heads, it is. We have to assign heads to something! Right! Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? Just call me angel Of the morning, angel Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby Just call me angel Of the morning, angel Then slowly turn away I won't beg you to stay With me Here. I thought you might be cold. Thank you. Look at you! You did pretty well. $8. 27. But not really, because I put in the first two. Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better. Do you? You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. I don't know, when I sang "Su-su-suicide"... ...I got, like, $1.75. But then "Smelly Cat"? I got 25 cents and a condom.
