Friends S02E15 5d
Stop sending food to our apartment! Why are you dressed up? You're not the only one with a date. - What? You have a date? Who with? - No one. Come on, what's his name? Nothing. Come on, tell me. All right, but I'm very excited about this, okay? So promise you won't get big-brothery and judgmental. I promise. What? - It's Richard Burke. - Who's Richard Burke? Dr. Burke? You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why? Why? Why... ...should that bother me? I love that man. He's like a... ...a brother to Dad. - Here we go. - I know, I think it's great that he looks like 50. It's inspiration to a man almost retired all over the world. He is the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest man I've ever been with. Dr. Burke is sexy? Oh, God! Absolutely! Damn! It's the museum again. Can I? - Dr. Burke kissed me once. - When? When I was 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house... ...and to stop me from crying, he kissed me right here. - Oh, you are so lucky! - I know. Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display. No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect. Well, maybe he was nervous. Oh, look! I can't believe this! Homo habilis can't use tools yet, and they've got him with clay pots? Why don't they just give him a microwave? Clearly, they don't have a place to plug in. I'm sorry this is taking so long. It's longer than I expected. We will have dinner. That's okay. Karl! Oh, God. - Wow! Is that Michelle? - Yep. I've not seen her since high-school graduation. Oh, my God, that night she got so dru Emotional. You know, she's having another baby. - I thought she just had one. - No, no. Henry's almost 2. And he's talking and everything. Here. The other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. In all fairness, his other grandpa's a drunk, but still... You're a grandpa. Are we nuts here? I don't know. Maybe. I mean, I'm dating a man whose pool I once peed in. I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.