Friends S02E20 1d
- What you guys doing? - Monica's making us watch Old Yeller. Why are you guys upset? It's Old Yeller. It's a happy movie. - What? - What are you talking about? Come on. Happy family gets a dog. Frontier fun! Pheebs, what about the end? When Yeller saves the family and everyone's happy? That's not the end. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say, "The end." What about when he has rabies? He doesn't have rabies. He has babies. That's what my mom said. I don't think she'd want you to see what's about to happen. Why? What's about to happen? I've never seen this part. Hey, Travis, what you doing with that gun? Oh, no. No, no, Travis, put down the gun. No, no, he's your buddy. He's your Yeller. No! The end! The end! Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this? The One Where Old Yeller Dies Have you guys eaten? Richard and I just finished, and we've got leftovers. Chicken and potatoes. What am I wearing? Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over. That teach me a lesson. I got a leg, three breasts and a wing. How do you find clothes that fit? Hey, Monica? We got a question. All right, yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym. And no, I don't look. No, not that one. We're figuring out who to bring to the Nicks game. Ross can't go, so it's between my friend Eric Prower, who has breath issues... ...and Dan, with the poking. "Did you see that play?" "You want more beer? Is that Spike Lee?" Why don't you ask Richard? Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Nicks game... ...and you had to choose between a friend who smelled... ...and one who bruises you, who would you pick? Being a huge Nicks fan myself... ...I think you should take someone who's a huge Nicks fan. That's Eric. Glad to be of help. Matches. I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What? - I don't know. - Come on! He keeps his fingers to himself, and he's always minty fresh. Richard's really nice. We just don't know him really well. Plus, he's old er than some people. But younger than some buildings. So what, he's a little older. Big deal. He's important to me. If you ask him, he might take you in his Jag. How do we say yes... ...and make it seem like it's not just to ride in the cool car? Okay, this could be tough. We'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar. You almost had it. No, no, you're fine. You're fine. Hi, honey. You are not gonna believe what happened! We were playing on the floor, and he grabs the table... ...and he pulls himself up! He pulled himself up! Standing man! I'm sorry you missed it, but I did tape it if you wanna see it. We know. He already did it last week. You can watch our tape if you want. See, I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything. The first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else? Has he spoken? Is he driving? Does he have a favorite liqueur? He is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen." See, I don't know. I'm so sick of missing stuff. I want him for more than a day. I want him for a whole weekend. Listen. I feel That would be great. Really? I had a whole speech prepared. Oh, shoot, that would've been fun. Did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved! He just waved! He's never waved before! Yes, he has. Very good. What you got there? Love Story, Brian's Song and Terms of Endearment. All you need now is The Killing Fields and guacamole, and you got a party! I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident... ...and she said my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies... ...to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself. Where's Richard? Did you ditch him? After we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter? He's parking the car. - Did you guys have fun? - Your boyfriend is so cool. He let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks. Me for 15. He must like you best. What about when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats? You never even saw the money. Hey, Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats. You're welcome. Hey, Joey, thanks for parking the car. No problem. - Hey, Chandler - I think they get it. There's the man! Hey, you're getting better. I'm gonna keep this. He kept my dollar.
