Friends S03E09 1d
Oh, come on! Hey, it's your Thanksgiving too. You know, instead of watching football, you could help. We know. Hey, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles. No, Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this. Every year. The One With the Football To the ten, to the five. Touchdown, Giants! You know, for once I am gonna sit down and try to watch one of these things. Halftime. Who wants to throw the ball around? - Get a little three-on-three going? - That would be so much fun. - Can I play too? - I've never played football, like, ever. Great! You can cover Chandler. No, no. I don't really want to play. You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up. That's not true. I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say I don't have goals! Chandler, you have to start getting over her, all right? If you play, you get some fresh air. Maybe it'll take your mind off Janice. If you don't play, everyone will be mad at you because the teams won't be even. - Come on. - All right, I'll play. But I don't like you. - Let's do it! Ross? - What? Wanna play football? Monica and I aren't supposed to play football. Says who? Your mom? - Yeah. - Yes. "What do you mean?" She asks her boyfriend... ...really scared to hear the answer. Every Thanksgiving, we used to have a touch football game... ...called the Geller Bowl. No, no, no. You say that proudly! Anyway, Ross and I were always captains. It got kind of competitive, and one year, Geller Bowl VI... ...I accidentally broke Ross' nose. It was so not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw... ...her big fat grandma-arm elbow in my face... ...and just kept running. To score the winning touchdown, by the way. You did not win the game. The touchdown didn't count... ...because of the spectacularly illegal, and savage, nose-breaking. I won the game. Oh, yeah? Then how come you didn't get the Geller Cup? There was a Geller Cup? Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our dad said nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting. So he took the trophy... ...threw it in the lake. And was the curse lifted? Anyway... ...that's why Mom said we were not allowed to play football again. You know what? I think we should play a game. I mean, come on. It's been 12 years. Can I see you for a second? - Wuss! - All right, we're gonna play. Wait. How are we gonna get there? Because my mom won't let me cross the street. Pheebs, here you go. - Okay, let's bring it in. - Wait. Honey, throw it to me! Here you go. That almost hit me in the face! All right, we have to pick captains. And then Tennilles. Okay, so how do we decide that? - Well, why don't we just bunny up? - What? - Bunny! - Bunny! Okay, looks like Ross and I are captains. There must be a place in heaven for people who hung out with you in high school. Okay. So I bunnied first, which means I get to pick first. Joey. - Thank you. - Monica! I'm your best friend. Sweetie, don't worry, you'll get picked. Chandler. - Ross! - Phoebe. Sweetie, now I pick you. You don't pick me. You're stuck with me! Okay. All right. So let's see. Let's play from the trash can to the light post, right? Two-hand touch. We'll kick off. All right, people, listen. I've got exactly 28 minutes... ...before I have to baste again. Wow, just like in the pros. Come on. Huddle up! - All right, huddle up right over here! - Wait for me! Wait for me! Oh, cool! This is my first huddle. - Okay. - Okay. So what do you guys really think of Chandler? - You know what you're doing, right? - Yeah. Joey's going to catch it. - And you and I are going to block. - What's block? - I thought you knew what you were doing. - I thought you meant in life. Break! The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice. Son of a...! - Come on! - Sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? We're just gonna throw it. I got it! Go, go, go! Score! Seven to nothing! Okay, honey, just so that I'm clear on this. You said in the huddle that if Joey caught the ball, you'd be the one to stop him. Now, you didn't. So is that like a football strategy? Yeah, it was part of my plan to fall instantly behind. So... Come on. Let's go. Losers walk. Yeah? Losers talk. No. No. No. Actually, losers rhyme. Forty-three. Seventy-four. - You wanna go shotgun? - Yeah. - Hike. - One Mississippi, two Mississippi... Over here! Over here! I almost caught that one! Great. Now the score's 7 to almost 7. Okay. On this play, I want you to do a down-and-out to the right, okay? - Break! - Wait. What am I gonna do? You? You go long. Well, how long? - Until we start to look very small. - Okay. Break! - Hike. - One Mississippi, two Mississippi... Switch! Switch! Switch! Hey. Thanks for stopping our ball. You are playing American football? Yeah. Wow! You're, like, from a whole other country! I'm Dutch. Hi, I'm Joey. I am Margha. I'm sorry, Dutch. I didn't get that last little bit. Hey, Joey, you wanna play football or... Hi, I'm Chandler. Hello, Chandler. Her name is Dutch and also Margha. Margha. - Margha. - Margha. Mar-hon. Margha. Yo, flirty boys. We're in the middle of a game. Come on, guys! Let's go! Come on. Second down!
