Friends S03E14 1d
'Cause every time I see your face I can't help but fall from grace This girl's good. Yeah, a song with rhyming words! I never thought of that before. I like her. Why? Because she can both sing and play guitar at the same time? That's all I'm looking for from these people. Look at you, all jealous. Come on, Pheebs. You two have completely different styles. She's more... You know? And you're more... Say you'll stay beside me See? Everybody else is happy she's done. Okay, my next song's called: "Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Loved When We Were... ...Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way." One of those "look for the hidden meaning" songs. The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Hey, Phoebe. Hey, Leslie. How'd you know I'd be here? I saw Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish. He said you played here a lot, so... I have to go to the bathroom. If "big-fish place" comes up again... ...I'd like to know if that's several big fish or just one big fish. So Phoebe says you write jingles. Actually, I said she abandoned me to write jingles. Anything we might've heard of? Home is never far away Home is Homestar Stew. But I don't do that anymore. I got kind of sick of it. And then I couldn't come up with anything good, so they fired me. Bummer. Well, you know, I was just... I was just thinking and just hoping that... ...maybe you'd want to get back together? No, but, thanks. Come on, Phoebe. Would you just think about it? No, but, thanks. See you, Pheebs. That was kind of brutal. Let this be a lesson to all of you. Once you betray me, I become like the Ice Woman. I'm just very cold, hard, unyielding. You know, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. Can I have a tissue? Is someone in there? I'm playing a daredevil game... ...called "Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die." Jeez, man! Did you fall...? Hi! So did you? Did you fall high? Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn't wait. I left the lid up for you, though. You know what, Gunther? Go ahead. I'm talking to... This is where you say your name. Ginger. Ginger. I'm talking to Ginger, so... Don't you have to use the bathroom? No, I just... I'd rather talk to you. Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. There's someone in here. - Where's Chandler? - He can't make it. He said he had to go back to his job and... Joey? Joey Tribbiani? I can see you, okay? You're hiding behind the coats. Close one. - Hi. - Hi, sweetie. - Hello. - Hey, Ross. - I've got some bad news. - What? I can eat, but I have to come back here. Come on. You've worked late every night for two weeks. - What is it now? - It's my fault. I quit today. But work comes first! But that's sad about you, though. What happened? What happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did you? He's leaving for a better job. That's great. So I guess this is goodbye then. Goodbye. Okay, then. Well, we're gonna miss you around here. Yeah, me too. - So see you on Saturday. - Yeah, you bet! Now, you know those are a delicacy in India. That was Leslie calling to see if we can get back together. It's like the 20th time today. Yeah, good luck, Leslie. She must've hurt you bad. Well, yeah. You know, we were best friends... ...ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together. You two must've been so cute, running around on a barge. You never run on a barge! Is Chandler around? He met some girl at the coffeehouse. Ginger something. Sure it wasn't something that sounded liked Ginger? Like "Gingeer"? No, it was Ginger. I remember because when he told me, I said: The movie star Oh, man! That's the girl I was hiding from. When she sees he's my roommate, she'll tell him what I did. - What did you do? - Oh, no! I can't... I can't tell you. It's the most awful thing I've ever done. You're really not making us want to hear it less. Don't tell us. We'll wait till Chandler gets home. It'll be more fun that way. It was, like, four years ago. Ginger and I had gone out a few times. Then one weekend... ...we went to her Dad's cabin... ...just me, her and her annoying little dog, Pepper. That night I cooked this really romantic dinner... You gave her food poisoning! I wish. After dinner, me, her and Pepper fell asleep in front of the fire. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the fire was dying out... ...so I picked up a log and threw it on. Or what I thought was a log. Oh, my God! You threw Pepper on the fire! I wish. Another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger... ...is that she kind of has a... ...artificial leg.
