George Carlin, George Carlin - American Dream

George Carlin - American Dream

But there's a reason.

There's a reason. There's a reason for this, there's a reason education SUCKS, and it's the same reason it will never, ever, EVER be fixed. It's never going to get any better, don't look for it, be happy with what you've got.

Because the owners, the owners of this country don't want that.

I'm talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! The Wealthy… the REAL owners! The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians.

They are irrelevant. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't. You have no choice! You have OWNERS! They OWN YOU. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want.

Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I'll tell you what they don't want: They don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking.

They don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They're not interested in that. That doesn't help them. Thats against their interests. Thats right.

They don't want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they're getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. They don't want that! You know what they want?

They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they're coming for your Social Security money. They want your retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They'll get it. They'll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! It's a big club, and you ain't in it! You, and I, are not in the big club . By the way, it's the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe.

All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care! Good honest hard-working people; white collar, blue collar it doesn't matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who don't give a fuck about you….they don't give a fuck about you… they don't give a FUCK about you. They don't care about you at all… at all… AT ALL.

And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Thats what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. It's called the American Dream,because you have to be asleep to believe it.

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But there’s a reason. |有|| |||sebep Aber es gibt einen Grund dafür. Mais il y a une raison. Ama bir sebebi var. 但这是有原因的。

There’s a reason. |有| Dafür gibt es einen Grund. Há uma razão. 这是有原因的。 There’s a reason for this, there’s a reason education SUCKS, and it’s the same reason it will never, ever, EVER be fixed. |||||||||형편없다|||||||||||| |||||||||é uma porcaria||||||||||||resolvida Es gibt einen Grund dafür, es gibt einen Grund, warum Bildung SCHLECHT ist, und es ist derselbe Grund, warum sie niemals, niemals, NIEMALS verbessert werden wird. Il y a une raison à cela, il y a une raison pour laquelle l'éducation est pourrie, et c'est la même raison pour laquelle elle ne sera jamais, jamais, JAMAIS réparée. Er is een reden voor, er is een reden waarom onderwijs ZUIGT, en het is dezelfde reden dat het nooit, nooit, OOIT zal worden opgelost. Há uma razão para isso, há uma razão pela qual a educação É HORRÍVEL, e é a mesma razão pela qual nunca, jamais, NUNCA será consertada. Bunun bir nedeni var, bir nedeni eğitim SUCKS, ve asla, asla, asla sabit olmayacağının nedeni. 这是有原因的，教育糟糕透顶是有原因的，而且这个原因永远、永远、永远都不会被解决。 It’s never going to get any better, don’t look for it, be happy with what you’ve got. |||||||不要||||||||| Es wird nie besser werden, suchen Sie nicht danach, seien Sie zufrieden mit dem, was Sie haben. La situation ne s'améliorera jamais, ne cherchez pas à l'améliorer, contentez-vous de ce que vous avez. Nunca vai ficar melhor, não procure por isso, fique feliz com o que você tem. 事情永远不会变得更好，不要去寻找，对你所拥有的感到高兴就好。

Because the owners, the owners of this country don’t want that. ||拥有者|||||||| ||owners||owners|||||| ||os proprietários|||||||| Denn die Eigentümer, die Besitzer dieses Landes, wollen das nicht. Parce que les propriétaires, les propriétaires de ce pays ne veulent pas de cela.

I’m talking about the real owners now, the BIG owners! Je parle maintenant des vrais propriétaires, des GRANDS propriétaires ! The Wealthy… the REAL owners! |ricos||| Les riches... les vrais propriétaires ! The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. ||ricas||||controlam||||||| Die großen, wohlhabenden Geschäftsinteressen, die alles kontrollieren und alle wichtigen Entscheidungen treffen. Les grands intérêts commerciaux riches qui contrôlent les choses et prennent toutes les décisions importantes. Forget the politicians. ||政客们 ||os políticos

They are irrelevant. ||无关紧要 ||irrelevantes Ils ne sont pas pertinents. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. ||||那里|||||||||选择自由|| |lawmakers|are||||||||||possess||| Die Politiker sollen den Eindruck erwecken, dass man die Wahlfreiheit hat. Os políticos estão lá para te dar a ideia de que você tem liberdade de escolha. 政客们的存在就是为了让你认为你有选择的自由。 You don’t. Sie haben keine. Você não tem. You have no choice! Você não tem escolha! You have OWNERS! 你|| Você tem PROPRIETÁRIOS! 您有主人！ They OWN YOU. |possuem| Eles POSSUEM VOCÊ. They own everything. Eles possuem tudo. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. |||||as corporações Ils possèdent et contrôlent les entreprises. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. |早已|||||||参议院||国会||||||市政厅||||||||||||||||公司|||控制|||||||||||| ||||||||상원||||||||||||판사들||||||||||||||||||||||||||| eles||||||||Senado||o Congresso||||||as câmaras||||||||bolsos||||||||||||||||||||||| Ils ont depuis longtemps acheté et payé le Sénat, le Congrès, les États fédérés, les mairies, ils ont les juges dans leurs poches et ils possèdent tous les grands médias, de sorte qu'ils contrôlent pratiquement toutes les nouvelles et les informations que vous entendez. Eles já compraram e pagaram pelo Senado, pelo Congresso, pelas casas estaduais, pelas câmaras municipais, têm os juízes nas suas costas e são donos de todas as grandes empresas de mídia, então controlam quase todas as notícias e informações que você ouve. They got you by the balls. |||||as bolas Ils vous ont pris par les couilles. Eles te têm pelas bolas. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. |||||||로비 활동|||||| ||bilhões|||||fazendo pressão|||||| Eles gastam bilhões de dólares todos os anos fazendo lobby, lobby, para conseguir o que querem.

Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want: They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. ||||||cidadãos|capaz|||

They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. ||||||educadas||capazes||crítico| They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. Thats against their interests. 그것은||| isso||| Thats right. isso| Isso mesmo.

They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||바다에||| ||||||||||||mesa||||||mal|||fodidos|||||||ao mar|carregados|| Eles não querem pessoas que sejam inteligentes o suficiente para sentar ao redor de uma mesa de cozinha e pensar em quão mal estão sendo fodidos por um sistema que os jogou overboard há 30 malditos anos. They don’t want that! Eles não querem isso! You know what they want? Você sabe o que eles querem?

They want obedient workers. ||순종하는| ||obedientes|trabalhadores ||слухняних| Eles querem trabalhadores obedientes. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. |||||||||||||||서류 작업 obedientes|||||||||||||||burocracia Trabalhadores obedientes, pessoas que são apenas inteligentes o suficiente para operar as máquinas e fazer a papelada. Слухняні працівники, люди, які просто розумні, щоб керувати машинами та робити документи. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. |||||수동적으로||||점점 더|형편없는|||||||||||||||초과 근무||사라지는|||사라진다|||||||||||||||| |||||||||cada vez mais|||||menor|||||||benefícios||||||desaparecendo||||||||||||||||||| E apenas burros o suficiente para aceitar passivamente todos esses empregos cada vez mais ruins, com menor pagamento, mais horas, benefícios reduzidos, o fim das horas extras e a aposentadoria que desaparece no momento em que você vai coletá-la, e agora eles estão vindo atrás do seu dinheiro da Previdência Social. They want your retirement money. |||퇴직| |||aposentadoria| Eles querem o seu dinheiro da aposentadoria. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? Eles querem de volta para poder dar aos amigos criminosos deles em Wall Street, e você sabe de uma coisa? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! ||||||mais|||porque||||caralho| It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it! |||clube|||não|| É um grande clube, e você não faz parte dele! You, and I, are not in the big club . ||||||||clube Você e eu não fazemos parte do grande clube. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. |||||||||||bater|||||||||||||||acreditar A propósito, é o mesmo grande clube que eles usam para bater na sua cabeça o dia todo quando te dizem no que acreditar.

All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. |||batendo||||||||||||||||||| O dia todo batendo na sua cabeça com sua mídia dizendo o que acreditar, o que pensar e o que comprar. The table has tilted folks. |||기울어진| |||inclinou| A mesa se inclinou, pessoal. Люди похилили стіл. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. |||조작된||||| |||manipulada||||| |||підлаштована||||| O jogo é manipulado e ninguém parece notar. Гра сфальсифікована, і, здається, ніхто не помічає. Nobody seems to care! Ninguém parece se importar! Good honest hard-working people; white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. ||||||colar||||||||||| Bons, honestos e trabalhadores; colarinho branco, colarinho azul, não importa que cor de camisa você esteja usando. Хорошие честные трудолюбивые люди; белые воротнички, синие воротнички - неважно, какого цвета на вас рубашка. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who don’t give a fuck about you….they don’t give a fuck about you… they don’t give a FUCK about you. ||||||||||겸손한||||선택하다|||자식들|자식들||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||filhos|filhos da puta|||||uma||||||||||||||uma foda|| Bons, honestos e trabalhadores continuam, essas são pessoas de meios modestos, continuam a eleger esses ricos filhos da puta que não ligam para você... eles não ligam para você... eles não ligam para VOCÊ. Хорошие честные трудолюбивые люди продолжают, это люди со скромным достатком, продолжать избирать этих богатых членососов, которым плевать на вас....they don't give a fuck about you... they don't give a FUCK about you. Хороші, чесні, працьовиті люди продовжують залишатися, це люди зі скромним достатком, продовжують обирати цих багатих лохів, яким наплювати на вас... їм наплювати на вас... їм наплювати на вас... про вас. They don’t care about you at all… at all… AT ALL. Eles não se importam com você nem um pouco... nem um pouco... NENHUM pouco.

And nobody seems to notice. E ninguém parece notar. И, кажется, никто этого не замечает. Nobody seems to care. Ninguém parece se importar. Похоже, это никого не волнует. Thats what the owners count on. ||||contam| É disso que os proprietários contam. На это и рассчитывают владельцы. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick thats being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. |||||||고의로||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||свідомо||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||os Americanos|||||||||||||pau|||enfiado|||cu||||||||||a verdade 이 나라의 주인들은 진실을 알고 있기 때문에 미국인들은 매일 똥구멍에 꽂히는 빨강, 흰색, 파랑의 큰 거시기에 대해 고의적으로 무지할 것입니다. O fato de que os americanos provavelmente continuarão a ser ignorantes, de forma deliberada, do grande pênis vermelho, branco e azul que está sendo enfiado em seus ânus todos os dias, porque os proprietários deste país conhecem a verdade. Тот факт, что американцы, скорее всего, так и останутся в полном неведении относительно большого красно-бело-голубого члена, который ежедневно засовывают им в задницу, потому что хозяева этой страны знают правду. It’s called the American Dream,because you have to be asleep to believe it. Chama-se o sonho americano, porque você precisa estar dormindo para acreditar nele. Это называется "американская мечта", потому что нужно спать, чтобы в нее поверить.