讻讗谉 | 讚专注拽讜诇讛 馃拤 - 讞讟讬祝 讞讬专讜诐 - 驻专拽 2
here||snack|emergency|
here | Dracula 馃拤 - Emergency Snack - Chapter 2
讜讜讗讜, 诪讛 讝讛 讛讞讜诐 讛讝讛? 诇诪讛 讗转讛 诇讗 诪讚诇讬拽 诪讝讙谉?
|||the heat||||||air conditioner
What's with the heat? Why don't you turn on the air conditioning?
讚讬, 讞讗诇住, 谞讙诪专. 讞讜专祝.
|enough||
Forget it, it's winter.
讗讬讝讛 讞讜专祝 讬砖 诇讱 驻讛 讘讗专抓?
What kind of winter is there in Israel?
转讙讬讚 诇讬, 讗转讛 诪讜讻谉 诇住讙讜专 讗转 讛讚诇转 讘讘拽砖讛?
||||to close|||
Can you please close the door?
讗谞讞谞讜 讻讘专 诪讗讞专讬诐. -砖谞讬讬讛, 讝讛 注讜讚 注诇 讞讜诐.
||late|a second||||heat
We're late. -Wait, it's still on heat.
专讙注,
Wait...
砖谞讬讬讛, 诪转拽专专.
|it cools
Getting colder...
讬讗诇诇讛, 住注.
let's go|go
Yalla, drive.
讗讬讝讛 拽讜专, 讗转讛 诇讗 谞讜专诪诇讬.
|cold|||normal
It's freezing in here, what's wrong with you?
转讙讬讚, 讛讘讗转 诪砖讛讜 诇讗讻讜诇?
Did you bring anything to eat?
诇讗.
No.
讟讜讘, 讗讝 谞注爪讜专 讘讚专讱 讘讗讬讝讜 转讞谞转 讚诇拽
||we will stop|||station|fuel
Then let's stop at a gas station.
诇诪讛 讗谞讬 讞讬讬讘 诇讗讻讜诇, 诇讗 讗讻诇转讬 讻诇讜诐 讻诇 讛讬讜诐.
|||eat|||||
I've gotta eat something, I haven't eaten all day.
讗讬谉, 讗讬 讗驻砖专, 讗诪专转讬 诇讱 砖讗住讜专 诇讬 诇讗讞专.
No, we can't, I told you, I can't be late.
诪讛 讻讝讛 讗讻驻转 诇讱 诪讛讞转讜谞讛 讛讝讗转 驻转讗讜诐?
|||to you|about the wedding||
Why do you care so much about this wedding?
讛讬讗 砖诇 讗讞讜转讬.
It's my sister's.
讜诇诪讛 讛讝诪谞转诐 讗讜转讬 诇讞专讗 讛讝讛?
|||to this crap|
And why was I invited to this bullshit?
诇讗 讛讝诪谞讜 讗讜转讱, 讗转讛 讛转注拽砖转 诇讘讜讗.
||||insisted|
You weren't. You insisted on coming.
讗转讛 讗诪专转 诇讬 砖讗转讛 专讜爪讛 诇讘讜讗.
You said you wanted to come.
讗谞讬 诪转讞讬诇 诇讛讬讜转 专注讘.
|||hungry
I'm getting hungry.
讻诪讛 讝讛 诇砖诐, 讞爪讬 砖注讛?
||to there||
How far is it, like half an hour?
诇驻讬 讛讜讜讬讬讝 讬讜转专 拽专讜讘 诇砖注转讬讬诐.
|the Waze|||for two hours
More like two hours.
诪讛?! 诪讛 砖注转讬讬诐?
||two hours
What? Two hours?
诪讛 讗谞讬 讗注砖讛 驻讛 砖注转讬讬诐 注讻砖讬讜 讘诇讬 诇讗讻讜诇?
How am I supposed to make it two hours without eating?
讗讬谉 诇讱 驻讛 讗讬讝讛 讞讟讬祝 讞讬专讜诐? 讗讬讝讛 住谞讬拽专住? 讗讬讝讛 诪诪转拽?
|||||||Snickers||candy
Don't you have an emergency snack? Like a Snickers? A candy?
诪讬 诪砖讗讬专 讘讗讜讟讜 砖诇讜 诪诪转拽讬诐, 转讙讬讚 诇讬?
||||sweets||
Who keeps candies in their car?
诪诇讗 讗谞砖讬诐...
full of|people
Plenty of people...
讞讜诇讬 住讜讻专转,
sickness|diabetes
Diabetics,
讬爪专谞讬 诪诪转拽讬诐 讘讚专讱 诇驻讙讬砖讛 讞砖讜讘讛,
candy manufacturers||||
candy manufacturers on their way to an important meeting,
驻讚讜驻讬诇讬诐.
pedophiles
pedophiles...
讜讗谞砖讬诐 砖诪转讞砖讘讬诐 讘讞讘专讬诐 砖诇讛诐.
|who consider|in their friends|
and people who care about their friends.
讗讝 讻谞专讗讛 砖讗谞讬 诇讗 讗讞讚 诪讛诐, 讘住讚专? -讻谞专讗讛.
Well I guess I'm not one of them. -Apparently.
驻砖讜讟, 转讬专讙注, 转砖讘, 转砖讞拽 注诐 讛讟诇驻讜谉 砖诇讱,
|you will relax||you will play||the phone|
Just relax, sit still, and play with your phone.
讜诇讗 讬讜讚注, 转讗讻诇 专讗砖讜谞讜转 讻砖谞讙讬注.
||||when we arrive
You'll eat hors d'oeuvres when we get there.
讜讜讗讬, 专讗砖讜谞讜转...
Wow, hors d'oeuvres...
讗讬谉 注诇 讛专讗砖讜谞讜转 讘讞转讜谞讛. 讝讛 讛专讘讛 讬讜转专 讟讜讘 诪讛注讬拽专讬转.
there's nothing like hors d'oeuvres at a wedding. They're much better than the main course.
讗诪专转讬 诇讱 驻注诐? 爪专讬讱 诇讛讞诇讬祝 讘讬谞讬讛谉.
|||||between them
Have I ever told you? They should switch
爪专讬讱 诇讛讞诇讬祝 讘讬谞讬讛谉. 讻谉, 讗诪专转 诇讬.
||between them|||
They should switch them. Yes, you told me.
讗讜祝... 讗讬讝讛 专注讘 驻转讞转 诇讬.
uff||||
Now you've really got me hungry.
注讝讜讘, 转谞讛讙.
|drive
Leave it. Drive.
转讬专讙注, 转讻祝 转砖讘讜专 诇讬 讗转 讛讗讜讟讜.
|soon|you will break|||car
Calm down, you're gonna break the car.
讬讗诇诇讛, 讗驻砖专 诇讞砖讜讘. 讗讝 讗谞讬 讗砖讘讜专 讗转 讛讟专谞讟讛.
|||||||old car
And what if I did? So what if I broke this junker.
讗诇 转专讚 诇讬 注诇 讛讗讜讟讜!
Don't insult my car!
讗讜讟讜 驻讞.
Crap car.
讝讛讜, 讞讗诇住, 砖讬讙注转 讗讜转讬! 讚讬!
That's it.
谞讙诪专.
I can't.
讗谞讬 诇讗 讬讜专讚 驻讛, 讝讛 讗诪爪注 砖讜诐 诪拽讜诐.
I'm not getting out here, it's the middle of nowhere.
讗谞讬 诇讗 专讜爪讛 砖转专讚, 讗谞讬 专讜爪讛 砖转讗讻诇.
|||you will descend|||
I don't want you to get out, I want you to eat.
讗讝 讬砖 诇讱 讞讟讬祝 讞讬专讜诐?
So you do have an emergency snack?
讗讬谉 讚讘专 讻讝讛 讞讟讬祝 讞讬专讜诐, 讜讜讗讬! 驻砖讜讟 转讗讻诇 诪诪谞讬,
There's no such thing as an 'emergency snack'! Just eat me,
转注砖讛 讗转 讝讛 讝专讬讝 讜谞诪砖讬讱, 讗讞专转 讗谞讬 诇讗 谞讜住注.
||it|quickly|we will continue||||
do it quickly and we'll keep going. otherwise I'm not driving.
诪讛?
What?
讗转讛 讘诇转讬 谞住讘诇 讻砖讗转讛 专注讘, 讗转讛 讬讜讚注 讗转 讝讛?
You're intolerable when you're hungry, do you know that?
讗谞讬 诇讗 注讜砖讛 讗转 讝讛. 谞讜, 讝讛 诇讗...
I'm not doing it. It's not...
讗谞讬 讙诐 诪诇讗 讝诪谉 诇讗 注砖讬转讬 讗转 讝讛.
I haven't done it for years.
讗讜讬, 谞讜 讘讗诪转, 诪讛 讛讘注讬讛?
Come on, what's the problem?
诪讛, 注砖讬转 讗转 讝讛 300 砖谞讛, 诪讛 拽专讛? 驻转讗讜诐 砖讻讞转?
You did it for 300 years, suddenly you've forgotten how?
讝讛 讻诪讜 诇专讻讜讘 注诇 讗讜驻谞讬讬诐.
It's like riding a bike.
讗讝 讗', 讗谞讬 诇讗 讬讜讚注 诇专讻讜讘 注诇 讗讜驻谞讬讬诐,
Well, A, I don't know how to ride a bicycle.
讜讘', 讗讬讱 转谞讛讙 讗讞专讬 讝讛? 讗谞讬 讗谞讛讙?
And B, how will you drive afterwards? Am I supposed to drive?
讘住讚专, 转讗讻诇 拽爪转, 讝讛 讻讜诇讛 诇讬讟专, 讗转讛 讬讜讚注, 诇讗 讬拽专讛 诇讬 讻诇讜诐.
|||||liter||||||
Just have a little, it's only a liter, I'll be fine.
诇讬讟专讛. -讗讛?
Litre. -What?
诇讗 诪砖谞讛. 讝讛 讚诐, 讗讜诪专讬诐 诇讬讟专讛.
Doesn't matter. For blood, you say 'litre.'
诇讗. 讗讜诪专讬诐 诇讬讟专, 讚诐 讝讛 谞讜讝诇.
No. You say 'liter.' Blood is a liquid.
讻谉, 讗讘诇 讬砖 诇讜 爪诪讬讙讬讜转, 讝讛 诇讗 谞讜讝诇 专讙讬诇.
||||tires||||
Yeah but it has a consistency. It's not a regular liquid.
诪讛? 诇讗 谞专讗讛 诇讬.
I don't think so.
讗转讛 讬讜讚注 诪讛, 讘住讚专, 诇讗 诪砖谞讛, 讝讛 诇讗...
You know what, fine, it doesn't matter, it's not...
诪讛 讗转讛 注讜砖讛 注讻砖讬讜? -讘讜讚拽.
What are you doing now? -Checking.
诪讛 讗转讛 讘讜讚拽?
Checking what?
爪讜讚拽, 讗讜诪专讬诐 诇讬讟专. -讜讜讗讬, 诇讬讟专, 诇讬讟专讛,
You're right, it's 'liter.' -Liter, litre,
诇讗 诪注谞讬讬谉 诇讬 讗转 讛讘讬爪讛, 砖讬讙注转 讗讜转讬,
||||egg||
my left fucking nut,
专拽 转讗讻诇 讻讘专 讻讚讬 砖谞讜讻诇 诇讛诪砖讬讱 诇谞住讜注.
just eat already so we can get back on the road!
讟讜讘, 谞讜, 讘住讚专.
Fine, okay.
讗讘诇 讝讛 讬讛讬讛 诪讜讝专. -讝讛 诇讗 讬讛讬讛 诪讜讝专.
But it's gonna be weird. -It's not gonna be weird.
转讝讻讜专. -住注.
Remember. -Go ahead.
诇讗, 专讙注, 讞讻讛. 讞讻讛, 讞讻讛, 讞讻讛. 讞讻讛.
No, wait a sec, wait, wait, wait.
诪讛, 讗讘诇 讛讜爪讗转讬 讻讘专 砖讬谞讬讬诐.
But my fangs are out.
诇讗, 讗讘诇 讗转讛 诇讗 讬讻讜诇 诪讛爪讜讜讗专 砖诇讬.
No, but you can't bite my neck.
讻讜诇诐 讬专讗讜 讗转 讝讛, 讻诇 讛诪砖驻讞讛 砖诇讬,
Everyone will see it, my whole family,
讛诐 讬转讞讬诇讜 诇砖讗讜诇 讗讜转讬 砖讗诇讜转.
they'll start asking questions.
讗转讛 讞讬讬讘 诇讗讻讜诇 讘诪拽讜诐 砖诇讗 专讜讗讬诐.
You've got to do it someplace no one will see.
讗讝 讗讬驻讛?
Where?
讘专讙诇.
The leg?
诇讗, 讘专讙诇 讝讛 讬讬拽讞 砖注讜转, 爪专讬讱 诪拽讜诐 注诐 注讜专拽 专讗砖讬.
||||hours|||||
No, the leg would take hours. You need a main artery.
注讜专拽 专讗砖讬...
A main artery...
诪讛 注诐 讛讬专讱? 讬砖 砖诐 注讜专拽, 诇讗?
What about the thigh? There's an artery there, right?
讻谉, 讗讘诇 讗转讛 讬讜讚注, 讝讛...
Yeah, but, you know, it's...
拽专讜讘 诪讚讬 诇... -讗讜讬, 谞讜, 诪讛 讝讛 诪砖谞讛?
too close to the... -Come on, what does it matter?
诇讬 诇讗 讗讻驻转. 讗谞讬 诇讗 讬讻讜诇 诇谞住讜注 讗讬转讱 注讜讚 砖注讛 讻讻讛, 讘讗诪转.
I don't care. I can't drive another two hours with you like this.
讟讜讘, 谞讜, 讗讘诇 讝讛 讬讛讬讛 诪讜讝专.
Fine. But it's gonna be weird.
讝讛 诇讗 讬讛讬讛 诪讜讝专.
It's not gonna be weird.
诪讘讟讬讞 诇讱, 讝讛 诇讗 讬讛讬讛 诪讜讝专.
I promise you, it won't be weird.
讘住讚专.
Alright.
砖谞讬讬讛.
One second.
讛谞讛. 专讙注, 砖谞讬讬讛, 砖谞讬讬讛. -转注砖讛 诇讬 诪拽讜诐.
Here, wait, one second. -Make some room for me.
讬讗诇诇讛, 转注砖讛 讗转 讝讛 诪讛专 讜谞住讬讬诐 注诐 讝讛.
Yalla, do it quickly and let's get this over with.
转.. 转讝讜讝. -讻讻讛.
Move. -Like this?
讬讜驻讬, 讻讻讛 讝讛 讟讜讘. -诪注讜诇讛.
Great, that's good. -Perfect.
讗转讛 砖诐 诇讬 讬讚 注诇 讛专讗砖, 讗谞讬 讛讜专讙 讗讜转讱.
If you put your hand on my head, I'll kill you.
讝讛 讛讬讛 诪讜讝专.
that was weird.