Sådan klipper du corona-garnet
How to|cut|you||
Wie schneidet man das Corona-Garn?
Как обрезать пряжу "Корона
Hur man skär av coronagarn
How to cut the corona hair
- Fuck! - Hvad foregår der heromme?
Fuck|What|is happening|there|in the back
- Fuck! - What's going on back here?
Alle frisører skal lukke ned for en periode.
All|hairdressers|must|close|down|for|a|period
All hairdressers must close down for a period.
- Av, for helvede! - Undskyld. Gjorde det ondt?
Ouch|for|hell|Sorry|Did|it|hurt
- Ouch, for heaven's sake! - Sorry. Did that hurt?
Frisører de fleste steder er lukkede. Men håret vokser stadig.
Hairdressers|they|most|places|are|closed|But|hair|grows|still
Hairdressers are closed in most places. But hair still grows.
Rigtigt mange kunne nok godt tænke sig en klipning.
Really|many|could|probably|well|think|themselves|a|haircut
A lot of people would probably like a haircut.
Altså måske lige med undtagelse af de her to.
So|maybe|just|with|exception|of|these|here|two
That is, maybe with the exception of these two.
Hvis du kommer til at fejlklippe ... Håret vokser ud igen.
If|you|come|to|to|cut incorrectly|The hair|grows|out|again
If you happen to make a mistake while cutting ... Hair grows back.
For de fleste er håret ret vigtigt.
For|most|people|is|hair|quite|important
For most people, hair is quite important.
94 % kvinder mener, at det er afgørende for deres udseende.
women|believe|that|it|is|crucial|for|their|appearance
94% of women believe it is crucial for their appearance.
Hos mændene er det 66 %.
Among|the men|is|it
For men, it is 66%.
Frederik er praktikant i DR. Han er så træt af sin hårsituation -
Frederik|is|intern|at|DR|He|is|so|tired|of|his|hair situation
Frederik is an intern at DR. He is so tired of his hair situation -
- at han har fået Oscar til at hjælpe.
that|he|has|received|Oscar|to||help
- that he has gotten Oscar to help.
Jeg har gået med kasket i halvanden måned på grund af mit hår.
I|have|worn|with|cap|for|one and a half|month|due to|reason|for|my|hair
I have been wearing a cap for a month and a half because of my hair.
For at undgå en katastrofe har vi indhentet tips fra frisøren.
To|to|avoid|a|catastrophe|have|we|obtained|tips|from|the hairdresser
To avoid a disaster, we have gathered tips from the hairdresser.
- Nu begynder jeg at fortryde. - Det gør jeg også.
Now|begin|I|to|regret|That|do|I|also
- Now I am starting to regret. - So am I.
Men først skal vi forstå, hvordan og hvor hurtigt håret vokser.
But|first|shall|we|understand|how|and|where|quickly|hair|grows
But first we need to understand how and how fast hair grows.
De fleste har mellem 100.000 og 150.000 hår på hovedet.
The|most|have|between|and|hairs|on|the head
Most people have between 100,000 and 150,000 hairs on their head.
Hår består primært af det slidstærke protein keratin.
Hair|consists|primarily|of|the|durable|protein|keratin
Hair is primarily made up of the durable protein keratin.
Den synlige del af et hår er dødt, så det gør ikke ondt at blive klippet.
The|visible|part|of|a|hair|is|dead|so|it|hurts|not|pain|to|be|cut
The visible part of a hair is dead, so it doesn't hurt to get it cut.
Hvert hår har en vækst i tre faser:
Each|hair|has|a|growth|in|three|phases
Each hair has a growth in three phases:
Den anagene, katagene og telogene fase.
The|anagen|katagen|and|telogen|phase
The anagen, catagen, and telogen phases.
Den anagene fase kaldes også vækstfasen.
The|anagen|phase|is called|also|growth phase
The anagen phase is also called the growth phase.
Blodgennemstrømningen sender næring og ilt til keratinocytterne -
Blood flow|sends|nutrients|and|oxygen|to|the keratinocytes
Blood flow sends nutrients and oxygen to the keratinocytes -
- de hårdannende celler dybt inde i huden.
the|hardening|cells|deep|inside|in|the skin
- the hardening cells deep within the skin.
De producerer håret, som skyder op til overfladen og ud som et frit hår.
They|produce|hair|that|shoots|up|to|the surface|and|out|as|a|free|hair
They produce the hair, which shoots up to the surface and out as a free hair.
Et hår vokser 1/3 mm om dagen, det vil sige ca. 1 cm om måneden.
A|hair|grows|mm|per|day|it|will|mean|approximately|cm|per|month
A hair grows 1/3 mm a day, which is about 1 cm a month.
Vækstfasen er hårenes længste fase, og den kan vare 6-7 år.
The growth phase|is|hair's|longest|phase|and|it|can|last|years
The growth phase is the longest phase of the hair, and it can last 6-7 years.
Et hovedhår kan blive over 70 cm, før det falder af.
A|hair|can|grow|over|cm|before|it||off
A hair can grow over 70 cm before it falls out.
Der er dog undtagelser.
There|are|however|exceptions
However, there are exceptions.
Længden på vækstfasen varierer og afgør, hvor langt dit hår kan blive.
The length|of|growth phase|varies|and|determines|how|long|your|hair|can|grow
The length of the growth phase varies and determines how long your hair can get.
Den katagene fase betegnes også som overgangsfasen.
The|catagen|phase|is referred to|also|as|transition phase
The catagen phase is also referred to as the transitional phase.
De hårdannende keratinocytter i huden er udslidte og dør -
The|hardening|keratinocytes|in|the skin|are|worn out|and|die
The hardening keratinocytes in the skin are worn out and die -
- så håret langsomt skubbes ud.
so|the hair|slowly|is pushed|out
- so the hair is slowly pushed out.
Herefter kommer den telogene fase, afstødelses- og hvilefasen.
Afterward|comes|the|telogen|phase||and|resting phase
After this comes the telogen phase, the shedding and resting phase.
Her falder håret af. Man taber ca. 100 hår om dagen.
Here||hair|out|One|loses|about|hairs|per|day
Here the hair falls out. One loses about 100 hairs a day.
Hvert enkelt hår er forskellige steder i cyklussen.
Each|individual|hair|is|different|places|in|the cycle
Each individual hair is at different stages in the cycle.
Ellers ville vi tabe alle hår på samme tid.
Otherwise|would|we|lose|all|hair|at|same|time
Otherwise, we would lose all hair at the same time.
Når håret er faldet ud, går hårsækken ind i en hvilefase på et par måneder.
When|hair|is|fallen|out|goes|hair follicle|into|a||resting phase|of|a|couple|months
When the hair falls out, the hair follicle enters a resting phase for a couple of months.
Så kører cyklussen videre med dannelse af et nyt hår.
Then|drives|cycle|further|with|formation|of|a|new|hair
Then the cycle continues with the formation of a new hair.
Frisørernes første råd til hjemmeklipning er: Lad være!
The hairdressers' first advice for home haircuts is: Don't!
Det giver jo meget god mening.
It|makes|after all|very|good|sense
That makes a lot of sense.
Men jeg tror da, at der er mange, som har det ligesom Frederik.
But|I|believe|surely|that|there|are|many|who|have|it|just like|Frederik
But I believe there are many who feel like Frederik.
Tør ikke gå uden for døren.
Dare|not|go|outside|of|the door
Afraid to step outside the door.
Hvis du alligevel gør det, så brug ordentligt udstyr.
If|you|anyway|do|it|then|use|proper|equipment
If you do it anyway, use proper equipment.
Min egen trimmer har været igennem alverdens ting, så den stoler jeg på.
My|own|trimmer|has|been|through|all sorts of|things|so|it|I trust|I|on
My own trimmer has been through all sorts of things, so I trust it.
- Har du gjort den ren? - Nej, det har jeg ikke.
Have|you|done|it|clean|No|it|has|I|not
- Have you cleaned it? - No, I haven't.
Hårets udseende hænger sammen med tværsnittet.
The hair|appearance|is related|together|to|the cross-section
The appearance of the hair is related to the cross-section.
Asiater, inuitter og indianere har et cirkelrundt tværsnit -
Asians|Inuit|and|Indians|have|a|circular|cross-section
Asians, Inuit, and Indians have a circular cross-section -
- og derfor glatte hovedhår.
and|therefore|straight|hair
- and therefore smooth hair.
Kaukasoider, som mange europæiske folkeslag udspringer fra -
Caucasoids|which|many|European|ethnic groups|originate|from
Caucasoids, from which many European ethnic groups originate -
- har ovalt snit, som giver bølget hår.
has|oval|cut|which|gives|wavy|hair
- have an oval cut, which gives wavy hair.
Oprindelige afrikanere og aboriginere har ellipse- eller nyreformet snit.
Indigenous|Africans|and|Aboriginals|have||or|kidney-shaped|incision
Indigenous Africans and Aboriginals have elliptical or kidney-shaped cuts.
Der er også dem, som ikke har så meget hår.
There|are|also|them|who|not|have|so|much|hair
There are also those who do not have much hair.
For nogle skyldes det sygdom, men for især mænd er det arveligt bestemt.
For|some|is due to|it|illness|but|for|especially|men|is|it|genetically|determined
For some, it is due to illness, but for especially men, it is genetically determined.
Hårsækkene forsvinder simpelthen.
The hair follicles|disappear|simply
The hair follicles simply disappear.
Frisørernes tredje råd er også ret simpelt: Brug en trimmer.
The hairdressers'|third|advice|is|also|quite|simple|Use|a|trimmer
The hairdressers' third advice is also quite simple: Use a trimmer.
Det lyder som et fornuftigt råd. Jeg er oprigtigt bange nu.
It|sounds|like|a|sensible|advice|I|am|sincerely|scared|now
That sounds like a sensible piece of advice. I am genuinely scared now.
Du advarer lige, når du hiver saksen frem.
You|warn|just|when|you|pull|the scissors|out
You give a warning just when you pull out the scissors.
Råd 4: Gå systematisk til værks.
Advice|Go|systematically|to|work
Advice 4: Approach systematically.
Mit svar til det: Ja, fra nu af gør jeg.
My|answer|to|it|Yes|from|now|on|will do|I
My answer to that: Yes, from now on I will.
- Ej, det kan jeg godt se. - Det er meget systematisk.
No|it|can|I|well|see|It|is|very|systematic
- Oh, I can see that. - It is very systematic.
Hvorfor er hår så vigtigt for os?
Why|is|hair|so|important|for|us
Why is hair so important to us?
Kultur, religion og historie har formet hår og tillagt det betydning.
Culture|religion|and|history|have|shaped|hair|and|attributed|it|meaning
Culture, religion, and history have shaped hair and attributed meaning to it.
Håret har spillet en rolle som tegn på status, køn og alder -
The hair|has|played|a|role|as|sign|of|status|gender|and|age
Hair has played a role as a sign of status, gender, and age -
- fra stenalderen og frem til i dag.
from|the Stone Age|and|forward|until|in|today
- from the Stone Age to today.
Håret er også væsentligt for vores tiltrækning af andre.
The hair|is|also|significant|for|our|attraction|of|others
Hair is also significant for our attraction to others.
Og så et sidste råd: Klip primært kanter og sider.
And|then|one|last|advice|Trim|primarily|edges|and|sides
And one last piece of advice: Primarily cut the edges and sides.
Du har lavet en munk på mig. Hvorfor har du det?
You|have|made|a|monk|on|me|Why|have|you|it
You have made a monk out of me. Why do you have that?
Lige der er der et hak ind. Det er ikke en fade.
Right|there|is|there|a|notch|in|It|is|not|a|plate
Right there is a notch in. It is not a fade.
Forhåbentlig kan vi snart gå til frisøren igen.
Hopefully|can|we|soon|go|to|the hairdresser|again
Hopefully we can go to the hairdresser again soon.
Vi er ved at være der, hvor jeg synes, det fungerer.
We|are|at||be|there|where|I|think|it|works
We are getting to the point where I think it works.
Nu er du træt og vil gerne hjem.
Now|are|you|tired|and|want|gladly|home
Now you are tired and want to go home.
Jeg håber, dit coronahår er bedre end Frederiks.
I|hope|your|corona hair|is|better|than|Frederik’s
I hope your corona hair is better than Frederik's.
Har du idéer til os, så skriv dem i kommentarfeltet.
Have|you|ideas|for|us|then|write|them|in|the comment field
If you have ideas for us, please write them in the comments.
Giv videoen et like, og abonnér, hvis du vil følge med i, hvad vi laver.
Give|the video|a|like|and|subscribe|if|you|want|to follow|along|in|what|we|do
Give the video a like, and subscribe if you want to keep up with what we are doing.
Hug it out.
Hug|it|out
Hug it out.
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