Hvem klarer å passe en baby? Who|can manage|to|take care of|a|baby Wer kann sich um ein Baby kümmern? Wie kan er voor een baby zorgen? Who can take care of a baby?

-Hva tror du vi skal gjøre? -Det er dere, så det er mensen. What|think|you|we|shall|do|It|is|you (plural)|so|it|is|period -What do you think we should do? -It's you guys, so it's the period.

Jeg vedder en middag. Vedder du imot? I|bet|a|dinner|Do (you) bet|you|against I bet a dinner. Do you bet against?

Nei. Kødder du, eller? Jeg har ikke peiling på hva det blir. No|kidding|you|or|I|have|not|clue|on|what|it|will be No. Are you kidding, or? I have no idea what it will be.

-Vi får se. -I dag blir det ikke Mensen-opptak. We|will|see|Today|day|will be|it|not|| -We'll see. -Today there won't be a period recording.

Det har seg sånn at en stakkars baby er forlatt midt på gata, - It|has|itself|like this|that|a|poor|baby|is|abandoned|in the middle|on|the street It so happens that a poor baby has been abandoned in the middle of the street, -

- og dere må passe på henne. and|you (plural)|must|take care|of|her - and you have to take care of her.

Der, ja. Er det om å gjøre å passe på en baby? There|yes|Is|it|about|to|do|to|take care|of|a|baby There, yes. Is it about taking care of a baby?

Oi. Det er creepy, altså. Oi|It|is|creepy|you know Wow. That's creepy, you know.

Man skal sikkert si at den er søt, men den er ikke det. One|shall|surely|say|that|it|is|sweet|but|it|is|not|so You should probably say that it's cute, but it's not.

Kan du holde kjeft? Du må roe deg ned! Can|you|keep|quiet|You|must|calm|yourself|down Can you shut up? You need to calm down!

-Jeg skal passe på den. -Der var du flink. 1-0. I|will|take care|of|it|There|were|you|good -I will take care of it. -You did well there. 1-0.

Se her, lille, søte du. Oi, den var tung. See|here|little|sweet|you|Oh|it|was|heavy Look here, little sweet you. Oops, that was heavy.

-"Gratulerer som nybakte foreldre!" -Den skriker når den må ha bleie. Congratulations|as|new|parents|It||when|it|must|have|diaper -"Congratulations on becoming new parents!" -It cries when it needs a diaper.

-Der ei jente. -Kan vi kalle henne Iselin? There|a|girl|Can|we|call|her|Iselin -There’s a girl. -Can we call her Iselin?

Trenger å rape, spise eller bare litt oppmerksomhet og kos. Need|to|burp|eat|or|just|a little|attention|and|affection Need to burp, eat, or just a little attention and cuddles.

Konkurransen er å se hvem av dere som kan ta vare på babyen best. The competition|is|to|see|who|of|you|who|can|take|care|of|baby|best The competition is to see which of you can take care of the baby best.

"Når Iselin gråter, skal dere gjøre det hun ber om." When|Iselin|cries|shall|you (plural)|do|what|she|asks|for "When Iselin cries, you should do what she asks for."

"Dere får ett minutt. Begynner hun å gråte før dere er ferdige,"- You (plural)|get|one|minute|Does (she) start|she|to|cry|before|you (plural)|are|finished "You have one minute. If she starts crying before you are done," -

- "får dere minuspoeng." -Ett minutt! Hvor er bleiene, da? get|you (plural)|penalty points|One|minute|Where|are|the diapers|then - "you will get minus points." - One minute! Where are the diapers, then?

-OK. Skal du ha en liten bamse? -Iselin skal ikke bli femi! OK|Will|you|have|a|little|teddy bear|Iselin|will|not|become|feminine -OK. Are you going to have a little teddy bear? -Iselin is not going to be feminine!

Hva? Du må ikke begynne der. What|You|must|not|start|there What? You must not start there.

-Skal du en liten kvakk-kvakk? -Har vi en hammer vi kan legge der? Shall|you|a|little|||Do|we|a|hammer|we|can|put|there -Are you going to have a little quack-quack? -Do we have a hammer we can put there?

Vi har ett minutt fra hun begynner å grine. Begynner hun å grine igjen - We|have|one|minute|from|she|starts|to|cry|Starts|she|to|cry|again We have one minute from when she starts crying. If she starts crying again -

- før vi er ferdige, får vi minus- poeng. Da har jeg skjønt det. before|we|are|finished|get|we||points|Then|have|I|understood|it - before we are finished, we get minus points. Then I have understood it.

Et kort kallenavn er Isi. Fordi det er easy, og jeg skal vinne. A|short|nickname|is|Isi|Because|it|is|easy|and|I|will|win A short nickname is Isi. Because it is easy, and I am going to win.

Dere vil kanskje ikke tro det, det er ingen baby, men en robot. You|will|maybe|not|believe|it||is|no|baby|but|a|robot You might not believe it, it is not a baby, but a robot.

Bak på ryggen, kan man sette inn et av disse kortene. On|the|back|can|one|insert|in|one|of|these|cards On the back, you can insert one of these cards.

Begynner hun å skrike, må de finne ut om det er rap, oppmerksomhet, - If she starts|she|to|scream|must|they|find|out|if|it|is|hunger|attention If she starts screaming, they need to find out if it is a burp, attention, -

- om hun må spise eller få ny bleie. Når man har satt inn riktig kort, - if|she|must|eat|or|get|new|diaper|When|one|has|inserted|in|correct|card - if she needs to eat or get a new diaper. Once the correct card has been inserted, -

- har man ett minutt på å løse oppgaven og gjøre henne fornøyd. has|one|one|minute|to||solve|the task|and|make|her|satisfied - you have one minute to solve the task and make her happy.

Rekker man ikke det, skriker hun, og da får man minuspoeng. Does reach|one|not|it||she|and|then|gets|one|minus points If you don't make it, she screams, and then you get negative points.

Så sinna i dag, da. So|angry|today|day| So angry today, then.

Da blir det en liten gåtur på oss, lille Iselin. Then|will be|it|a|little|walk|for|us|little|Iselin Then we will take a little walk, little Iselin.

Ut å kjøre! Det er kanskje ikke sunt å gjøre sånt mot barn i lengden. Out|to|drive|It|is|maybe|not|healthy|to|do|such things|against|children|in|the long run Let's go for a drive! It might not be healthy to do such things to children in the long run.

Det er ikke bare bare å kjøre med en hånd. It|is|not|easy|with one hand|to|drive|with|one|hand It's not easy to drive with one hand.

Å, jeg trodde du grein. Det gjorde du ikke. Oh|I|thought|you|cried|It|did|you|not Oh, I thought you were crying. You weren't.

Vi skal over veien. Titte på begge sier. We|shall|across|the road|Look|at|both|sides We're going to cross the road. Look at both sides.

Jeg er rimelig blank på babygreier. Hvem har barn? I|am|fairly|clueless|about|baby stuff|Who|has|children I'm pretty clueless about baby stuff. Who has kids?

Mamma? Du vet at jeg har fått meg en unge nå. Mom|You|know|that|I|have|gotten|myself|a|baby|now Mom? You know that I've got a baby now.

Mamma og pappa husker ikke det nå. Litt rart å spørre folk på gata. Mom|and|dad|remember|not|it|now|A little|strange|to|ask|people|on|the street Mom and dad don't remember that now. A bit strange to ask people on the street.

Hei, Henrik! Du er den eneste jeg kjenner som har babyerfaring. Hi|Henrik|You|are|the|only|I|know|who|has|baby experience Hi, Henrik! You are the only one I know who has baby experience.

Har du noen generelle tips? Do|you|any|general|tips Do you have any general tips?

Er det lenge siden hun har spist? Først må du ta henne opp. Is|it|long|since|she|has|eaten|First|must|you|take|her|up Has it been a while since she ate? First, you need to pick her up.

-Gi kjærlighet. -Hun må rape eller har tissa. Give|love|She|must|burp|or|has|peed -Give love. -She needs to burp or has peed.

Hvordan vet man at hun er sulten, vil ha oppmerksomhet eller hva? How|knows|one|that|she|is|hungry|will|have|attention|or|what How do you know if she is hungry, wants attention, or what?

Det var godt tips. It|was|good|tip That was a good tip.

Nå griner'n. Mat er det første man prøver på. Now|he's crying|Food|is|it|first|one|tries|at Now he's crying. Food is the first thing you try.

-Prøv å synge litt. -Sov, sov, lille baby. Try|to|sing|a little|Sleep|sleep|little|baby -Try singing a little. -Sleep, sleep, little baby.

Takk for tipsene, nå må jeg få ordnet med grininga. Thank|for|the tips|now|must|I|get|sorted|with|the crying Thanks for the tips, now I need to deal with the crying.

Oppmerksomhet, da. Kom igjen. Attention|now|Come|again Attention, then. Come on.

Der? Å, så bra! Å, så flink, Iselin! There|Oh|so|good|Oh|so|clever|Iselin There? Oh, so good! Oh, so clever, Iselin!

Kanskje hun har bursdag? Hurra for deg som fyller ditt år, - Maybe|she|has|birthday|Hooray|for|you|who|celebrates|your|year Maybe it's her birthday? Hooray for you on your special day, -

- ja deg, vil vi gratulere! Bukke, nikke ... yes|you|will|we|congratulate|Bow|nod - yes you, we want to congratulate! Bow, nod ...

Bukke, nikke deg ... Bukke, nikke seg ... Bow|nod|you||nod|him/her Bow, nod to you ... Bow, nod to oneself ...

Ok, jeg må ta henne opp, jeg har dårlig tid. Ok|I|must|take|her|up|I|have|little|time Ok, I need to pick her up, I'm short on time.

Hei, lille snuppa! Da må vi ta bort denne. Hi|little|sweetheart|Then|must|we|take|away|this Hi, little cutie! Then we need to take this away.

Barnets behov går jo foran. The child's|needs|go|after all|before The child's needs come first.

Hei du. Det går på tid, og så skal man være god forelder! Hi|you|It|takes|on|time|and|then|should|one|be|good|parent Hi there. It's about time, and you have to be a good parent!

Trenger du litt oppmerksomhet? Ja? Ja, det var det! Need|you|a little|attention|Yes|Yes|it|was|that Do you need a little attention? Yes? Yes, that was it!

Lille, søte Iselin. Da putter vi deg tilbake igjen. Little|sweet|Iselin|Then|put|we|you|back|again Little, sweet Iselin. Now we put you back again.

Da går vi videre, for nå har du fått litt kos. Then|we go|we|further|because|now|have|you|received|a little|affection Now we move on, because you have received some affection.

Begge skjønte at Isi trengte oppmerksomhet. Both|understood|that|Isi|needed|attention Both understood that Isi needed attention.

Alice klarte det med glans. 1 poeng. Stian klarte det også. Alice|managed|it|with|distinction|point|Stian|managed|it|also Alice did it with flying colors. 1 point. Stian did it too.

Men 1: Man holder ikke en baby etter nakken. But|One|holds|not|a|baby|by|the neck But 1: You do not hold a baby by the neck.

Og 2: Alle kan bursdagssangen. Ikke stopp midt i. Minus 1 poeng. And|Everyone|knows|the birthday song|Do not|stop|in the middle|it|Minus|point And 2: Everyone can sing the birthday song. Don't stop in the middle. Minus 1 point.

Ja, Iselin, skal vi gå på kafé? Yes|Iselin|shall|we|go|to|café Yes, Iselin, shall we go to the café?

La oss skynde oss inn på biblioteket. Låne babybøker, få et forsprang. Let|us|hurry|us|in|to|the library|Borrow|baby books|get|a|head start Let's hurry into the library. Borrow baby books, get a head start.

For dette skal jeg vinne. this|this|shall|I|win Because I am going to win this.

Tusen takk. Jeg føler liksom at folk stirrer litt. thousand|thanks|I|feel|like|that|people|stare|a little Thank you very much. I kind of feel like people are staring a bit.

Men det er sikkert fordi det er ei dokke. But|it|is|surely|because|it|is|a|doll But that's probably because it's a doll.

-Skal jeg holde? -Ja, gidder du? Takker. Shall|I|hold|Yes|will you bother|you|Thank you -Should I hold it? -Yes, will you? Thanks.

Det er en fake baby, men man må fortsatt være snill. It|is|a|fake|baby|but|one|must|still|be|kind It's a fake baby, but you still have to be nice.

Fake baby? Hva er det du sier rett foran Iselin? Fake|baby|What|is|it|you|say|right|in front of|Iselin Fake baby? What are you saying right in front of Iselin?

Tusen takk. Folk er behjelpelige også. thousand|thanks|People|are||also Thank you very much. People are helpful too.

Vi er på stedet med mest trapper. We|are|at|the place|with|most|stairs We are at the place with the most stairs.

Får man minuspoeng hvis man prøver å dra tralla opp? Does|one|penalty points|if|one|tries|to|pull|cart|up Do you get negative points if you try to pull the cart up?

-Skal jeg hjelpe? -Ja, gidder du det? Tusen takk. Shall|I|help|Yes|will bother|you|it|Thousand|thanks -Should I help? -Yes, would you do that? Thank you very much.

Sterk styring. Tusen takk. Pleier kiden å ligge inni der? Strong|steering|Thousand|thank you|Does|the kid|to|lie|inside|there Strong steering. Thank you very much. Does the kid usually lie in there?

Vil den ikke være med på bordet? Will|it|not|be|along|on|the table Won't it join us at the table?

Hei! Har dere noen bøker om babyer? Hi|Do|you|any|books|about|babies Hi! Do you have any books about babies?

Jeg skal lese meg opp, for jeg kan ikke noe. Litt sent. I|will|read|myself|up|because|I|know|not|anything|A little|late I need to read up, because I don't know anything. A bit late.

Kanskje litt om mating, for det er jeg dårligst på. Maybe|a little|about|eating|for|it|is|I|worst|at Maybe a little about feeding, because that's what I'm worst at.

Jeg vet aldri når hun skal ha mat. Der, ja! I|know|never|when|she|will|eat|food|There|yes I never know when she should eat. There, yes!

0-6 år. Perfekt. years|Perfect 0-6 years. Perfect.

Jeg innså at jeg holdt henne på hodet. Det er ikke lurt. I|realized|that|I|was holding|her|by|the head|It|is|not|wise I realized that I was holding her by the head. That's not wise.

Der sitter han. There|sits|he There he sits.

Iselin skal du ha kaffe? Ikke? Jeg får ta henne med. Iselin|shall|you|have|coffee|Not|I|can|take|her|with Iselin, do you want coffee? No? I'll take her with me.

Det ser virkelig ut som et tilfelle, dette her. It|looks|really|like|like|a|case|this|here It really looks like a case, this one.

Nei da, en kopp kaffe. Iselin godtar overraskende mye. No|then|a|cup|coffee|Iselin|accepts|surprisingly|much No, just a cup of coffee. Iselin surprisingly accepts a lot.

Sånn. like that So.

Hittil er jeg overrasket over hvor grei hun er å ha med å gjøre. So far|is|I|surprised|by|how|nice|she|is|to|have|with|to|deal with So far, I am surprised at how nice she is to deal with.

Jeg blir litt nervøs for gråtingen. I|become|a little|nervous|about|crying I get a little nervous about the crying.

Nå kalte vi deg Iselin, men ... Iselin var ikke helt navnet. Now|called|we|you|Iselin|but|Iselin|was|not|quite|the name Now we called you Iselin, but ... Iselin wasn't quite the name.

Vi burde ikke valgt kjønn helt ennå. Det kan være. OK. We|should|not|chosen|gender|completely|yet|It|can|be|OK We shouldn't have chosen a gender just yet. It could be. OK.

Da tenker jeg du kanskje er sulten. Then|think|I|you|maybe|are|hungry Then I think you might be hungry.

Er du sulten, eller har du lyst på kaffe? Jeg tipper sulten. Are|you|hungry|or|have|you|desire|for|coffee|I|guess|hunger Are you hungry, or do you want coffee? I guess hungry.

Oi. Ja! Oh|Yes Oh. Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes. Yes|Yes|Yes|yes| Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes.

Og så må jeg ordne litt mat, ikke sant? And|then|must|I|prepare|a little|food|not|true And then I need to prepare some food, right?

40 milliliter vann. 40 milliliter. Milliliter, milliliter, milliliter. milliliters|water|milliliter|milliliter|milliliter| 40 milliliters of water. 40 milliliters. Milliliters, milliliters, milliliters.

Fire. OK. Hvorfor blir man så nervøs, da? Fire|OK|Why|becomes|one|so|nervous|then Four. OK. Why do you get so nervous, then?

40 milliliter. Fire teskjeer, og de teskjeene er ikke her. milliliters|Four|teaspoons|and|they|teaspoons|are|not|here 40 milliliters. Four teaspoons, and those teaspoons are not here.

Ja, er du så fornøyd? Så gir vi litt mat. Og så søler vi, det er vanlig. Yes|are|you|so|satisfied|Then|give|we|a little|food|And|then|spill|we|it|is|normal Yes, are you satisfied? Then we give a little food. And then we spill, that's normal.

Skru den på og bland. Isi, nå blir det mat her. Turn|it|on|and|mix|Isi|now|will be|it|food|here Turn it on and mix. Isi, now we're going to have food here.

Der, ja. Sånn. Skal du prøve å holde selv? Nei. There|yes|like that|Will|you|try|to|hold|by yourself|No There, yes. Like that. Are you going to try to hold it yourself? No.

Oppdrag gjennomført, der var jeg god. mission|completed|there|was|I|good Mission accomplished, I was good at that.

Du ble litt skitten. Oi, oi, oi, oi. Nei, det var ikke så hyggelig. You|became|a little|dirty|Oh||||no|it|was|not|so|nice You got a little dirty. Oh, oh, oh, oh. No, that wasn't very nice.

Da tenker jeg at du sikkert må rape. Nå må jeg si at jeg har - Then|think|I|that|you|probably|must|burp|Now|must|I|say|that|I|have Then I think you probably need to burp. Now I have to say that I -

- passet på søskenbarnet mitt da jeg var liten, så det er ikke så rart. took care of|of|cousin|my|when|I|was|little|so|it|is|not|so|strange - took care of my cousin when I was little, so it's not that strange.

Kanskje det er oppmerksomhet? Nei? Maybe|it|is|attention|No Maybe it's attention? No?

Bytte bleier. Nei. Change|diapers|No Changing diapers. No.

Rap. Må rape litt. Dette er intenst. Rap|Must|burp|a little|This|is|intense Burp. I need to burp a little. This is intense.

Ja, en liten rap. Da må jeg gjøre sånn. Yes|a|little|rap|Then|must|I|do|like this Yes, a little burp. Then I have to do it like this.

Da har jeg et minutt til å fikse det fra jeg stapper kortet i ryggen. Then|I have|I|a|minute|to||fix|it|from|I|insert|card|in|back Then I have one minute to fix it from when I stick the card in the back.

OK, det var det. Da leser vi mens vi venter på at du skal gråte igjen. OK|that|was|it|Then|we read|we|||wait|for|you|you|will|cry|again OK, that was it. Then we read while we wait for you to cry again.

Var det rapen? Jeg gjorde ikke engang det jeg skulle gjøre. Was|it|the rap|I|did|not|even|it|I|was supposed to|do Was that the rap? I didn't even do what I was supposed to do.

Der. Hæ? Hittil mer slitsomt å ha med Iselin-dokka - There|Huh|So far|more|tiring|to|have|with|| There. Huh? So far it's more exhausting to deal with the Iselin doll -

- enn å passe på bikkja. Den driter mye innendørs. than|to|take|care of|the dog|It|poops|a lot|indoors - than to take care of the dog. It poops a lot indoors.

Kanskje jeg skal høre på Henrik og lese ei bok. Maybe|I|shall|listen|to|Henrik|and|read|a|book Maybe I should listen to Henrik and read a book.

Da blir det "Hvor er Molly Panda" eller ... Then|will be|it|Where|is|Molly|Panda|or Then it will be "Where is Molly Panda" or ...

Er det oppmerksomhet? Is|it|attention Is it attention?

Nå er det vel oppmerksomhet. Now|is|it|probably|attention Now it is probably attention.

Hva er det med denne? Nå må du sikkert på do. Nå må du på do. What|is|it|with|this|Now|must|you|probably|to|bathroom|Now|must|you|to|bathroom What is it with this? Now you probably have to go to the bathroom. Now you have to go to the bathroom.

OK. Er det innafor å gjøre det på et bibliotek? OK|Is|it|acceptable|to|do|it|in|a|library OK. Is it acceptable to do that in a library?

Jeg har tid på meg, jeg glemte det. Hæ? Jeg tror Stian har limt dem på. I|have|time|on|myself|I|forgot|it|Huh|I|think|Stian|has|glued|them|on I have time, I forgot that. Huh? I think Stian has glued them on.

Har du gjort fra deg litt? Oi, oi, oi! Have|you|done|from|yourself|a little|Oh|oh|oh Have you done your business a little? Oh, oh, oh!

Nei, nei, nei! Nå tapte jeg. No|no|no|Now|lost|I No, no, no! Now I lost.

Nå begynner det å bli en tålmodig- hetsprøve. Kanskje hun har dritet. Now|begins|it|to|become|a|||Maybe|she|has|messed up Now it’s starting to become a patience test. Maybe she has pooped.

Ja, der ja. Da må vi bytte bleie. Ett minutt på meg. Yes|there|yes|Then|must|we|change|diaper|One|minute|for|me Yes, there we go. Then we need to change the diaper. One minute for me.

Da er det bare å jekke den opp. Then|is|it|just|to|lift|it|up Then it's just a matter of lifting it up.

Å, i alle dager! For en realisme! Oh|in|all|days|What a|a|realism Oh my goodness! What realism!

Hva skal man gjøre med den? Dette burde jeg gjort på toalettet. What|shall|one|do|with|it|This|should|I|done|in/on|the toilet What should one do with it? I should have done this in the bathroom.

Jeg får wipe også. Jeg får bruke dem når de først er her. I|get|wipe|also|||use|them|when|they|first|are|here I should wipe too. I might as well use them since they're here.

Nå hadde det i realiteten vært mye bæsj ... Der! Now|had|it|in|reality|been|much|poop|There Now there would realistically have been a lot of poop ... There!

Hun lagde en lyd fordi det er riktig. She|made|a|sound|because|it|is|correct She made a sound because it is right.

Det hørtes feil ut. Det kunne tolkes feil. Og så ny bleie. It|sounded|wrong|out|It|could|be interpreted|wrong|And|then|new|diaper It sounded wrong. It could be interpreted incorrectly. And then a new diaper.

Nei, OK, jeg prøver oppmerksomhet igjen. OK, oppmerksomhet. No|OK|I|try|attention|again|OK|attention No, OK, I will try attention again. OK, attention.

Vi tar bleia først, og tar neste skandale etterpå. We|take|diaper|first|and|take|next|scandal|later Let's take the diaper first, and we'll deal with the next scandal afterwards.

Sånn, sånn, sånn. Kom igjen, nå. Iselin, vær på lag med meg. like that|||come|again|now||be|on|team|with|me There, there, there. Come on, now. Iselin, be on my team.

Nå synes jeg synd på foreldre. På fly er jeg sånn: Now|feel|I|sorry|for|parents|On|the plane|am|I|like this Now I feel sorry for parents. On planes, I'm like:

Herregud, gråter den babyen, kan du ikke få den til å holde opp? Oh my God|cries|that|baby|can|you|not|get|it|to||stop|crying Oh my God, that baby is crying, can't you make it stop?

De gjør sikkert sitt beste. Hvor er den? Der, ja, oppmerksomhet. They|do|surely|their|best|Where|is|it|There|yes|attention They are probably doing their best. Where is it? There, yes, attention.

Litt stiv i leddene er du. "Goddego!" Borte, titt-tei! Borte, titt-tei! A little|stiff|in|joints|are|you|Good to go|Gone||||| You're a bit stiff in the joints. "Goodbye!" Gone, peek-a-boo! Gone, peek-a-boo!

Jeg lar bleia ligge, for det er sikkert greit. I|let|diaper|lie|because|it|is|probably|okay I leave the diaper alone, because that's probably fine.

Da kan vi begynne på utdanninga di. Det er ... Nå er du arg i blikket! Then|can|we|start|on|education|your|It|is|Now|are|you|angry|in|gaze Then we can start your education. It is ... Now you have an angry look in your eyes!

Se på blikket. "Nå skal vi begynne med utdanning." Ikke god respons. Look|at|the gaze|Now|shall|we|begin|with|education|Not|good|response Look at the expression. "Now we are going to start with education." Not a good response.

Vi går for "Hvor er Mollys panda". We|go|for|Where|is|Molly's|panda We are going for "Where is Molly's panda."

"Hunger games." Vi begynner med å vise hvor hardt livet er. Hunger|games|We|begin|with|to|show|how|hard|life|is "Hunger games." We start by showing how hard life is.

"Er Panda i vaskemaskinen?" La oss se. Is|Panda|in|the washing machine|Let|us|see "Is the panda in the washing machine?" Let's see.

Nei, det er ikke en panda, det er en and. No|it|is|not|a|panda|it|is|a|duck No, it's not a panda, it's a duck.

Det hadde vært gøy om jeg mistet henne. Men den kan bli ødelagt. It|had|been|fun|if|I|lost|her|But|it|can|be|destroyed It would have been fun if I lost her. But it can get ruined.

Du virker som en dårlig mor hvis du går rundt sånn. You|seem|like|a|bad|mother|if|you|walk|around|like that You seem like a bad mother if you walk around like that.

Så ikke gjør det. Stakkars. So|not|do|it|Poor thing So don't do it. Poor thing.

Hæ? Å, du lever. Unnskyld. Huh|Oh|you|are alive|Sorry Huh? Oh, you're alive. Sorry.

Der er Panda! There|is|Panda There is Panda!

For en reise. "Hvor er Panda nå?" what|a|journey|Where|is|Panda|now What a journey. "Where is Panda now?"

Nå er Panda der. Now|is|Panda|there Now Panda is there.

Da har jeg rukket å drikke null av kaffen min. Then|have|I|managed|to|drink|none|of|coffee|my Then I have managed to drink none of my coffee.

Den er ... fortsatt varm. Se her, den hadde jeg glemt. It|is|still|warm|See|here|it|had|I|forgotten It is ... still warm. Look here, I had forgotten it.

Her har vi bæsjebleia og generelt bæsj. Here|has|we|poop diaper|and|generally|poop Here we have the poop diaper and generally poop.

Den må jo ... Jeg tenkte å legge den bak hjørnet, men det er ikke lov. It|must|of course|I|thought|to|put|it|behind|the corner|but|it|is|not|allowed It has to ... I thought about putting it behind the corner, but that's not allowed.

Den ser ikke fornøyd ut. Men det er kanskje bare sånn du ser ut. It|looks|not|satisfied|out|But|it|is|maybe|just|like that|you|look|out It doesn't look happy. But maybe that's just how you look.

Det var sånn du kom ut. It|was|like that|you|came|out That's how you came out.

Ja ... Yes Yes ...

Inn med den skitne bleia. In|with|the|dirty|diaper In with the dirty diaper.

Nå skal jeg være flinkere enn i stad og legge deg rolig ned. Now|shall|I|be|better|than|in|earlier|and|lay|you|calmly|down Now I will try to be better than before and lay you down gently.

Jeg har tenkt litt. Du er ei dokke, men jeg burde ikke kastet deg opp - I|have|thought|a little|You|are|a|doll|but|I|should|not|thrown|you|away I've been thinking a bit. You are a doll, but I shouldn't have thrown you up -

- og holde deg etter armen, for du skal liksom være ekte. and|hold|you|by|arm|for|you|shall|like|be|real - and hold you by the arm, because you are supposed to be real.

Nå tror jeg at jeg kommer til å tape! Dritt, altså. Now|think|I|that|I|will come|to|infinitive marker|lose|Crap|I mean Now I think I'm going to lose! Damn it.

Nå vet jeg ikke hvor bleia er. Den får bare ligge. Now|know|I|not|where|the diaper|is|It|can|just|stay Now I don't know where the diaper is. It can just stay there.

Lille Iselin, da går vi fra biblioteket. Little|Iselin|then|we walk|we|from|the library Little Iselin, now we are leaving the library.

Jeg tror jeg gjorde det veldig bra på de generelle oppgavene. I|believe|I|did|it|very|well|on|the|general|tasks I think I did very well on the general tasks.

Men ikke så bra på kanskje generell håndtering. But|not|that|good|at|maybe|general|handling But not so well on perhaps general handling.

Dritt også! Å! Jeg tenkte jeg skulle vinne. crap|too|Oh|I|thought|I|would|win Damn it! Oh! I thought I was going to win.

Dere rakk å gi Iselin mat, men ingen rakk å skifte bleie. You (plural)|managed|to|give|Iselin|food|but|no one|managed|to|change|diaper You managed to feed Iselin, but no one managed to change her diaper.

Her er det ganske likt. Here|is|it|quite|similar It's quite similar here.

Men Alice, du kaste rundt på babyen og holdt henne etter armen. But|Alice|you|throw|around|at|the baby|and|held|her|by|the arm But Alice, you were tossing the baby around and holding her by the arm.

Mens Stian var flink til å gi oppmerksomhet til Isi. While|Stian|was|good|at|to|give|attention|to|Isi While Stian was good at giving attention to Isi.

Denne runden går flest poeng til ham. Alice, vær litt forsiktig med babyen. This|round|goes|most|points|to|him|Alice|be|a little|careful|with|the baby This round gives the most points to him. Alice, be a little careful with the baby.

Ny teknikk jeg har lært. New|technique|I|have|learned New technique I have learned.

Skal jeg løfte den selv, liksom? Shall|I|lift|it|myself|like Am I supposed to lift it myself, like?

Gidder du å bare ...? Tusen takk. Do you mind|you|to|just|Thousand|thanks Would you just ...? Thank you very much.

Oi, oi, oi! Oh|oh|oh Oh, oh, oh!

Det skal vi ikke gjøre igjen, Iselin. Fin tanke, men ikke god idé. That|shall|we|not|do|again|Iselin|Nice|thought|but|not|good|idea We are not going to do that again, Iselin. Nice thought, but not a good idea.

-Gikk det bra? -Ja. Vi lekte og tullet. Did|it|well|Yes|We|played|and|joked -Did it go well? -Yes. We played and joked.

-Gjorde du det på toalettet? -Nei, trenger ikke det. Did|you|it|in|the toilet|No|need|not|it -Did you do it in the bathroom? -No, don't need to.

-Jeg gjorde det ved matbordet. -Ja, ikke sant. Ved matbordet ... I|did|it|at|the dining table|Yes|not|true|At|the dining table -I did it at the dining table. -Yes, right. At the dining table ...

-Jeg leste "Hunger games". -Tabbe. I|read|Hunger|games|Mistake -I read "Hunger Games". -Mistake.

En lang dag med baby. Dere har vært veldig flinke. A|long|day|with|baby|You|have|been|very|good A long day with the baby. You have been very good.

Dere utfyller hverandre godt. Alice, du er flink til å løse oppgavene. You (plural)|complement|each other|well|Alice|you|are|good|at|to|solve|the problems You complement each other well. Alice, you are good at solving the tasks.

Mens Stian var kanskje bedre til å gi babyen oppmerksomhet. While|Stian|was|perhaps|better|at||giving|the baby|attention While Stian was perhaps better at giving the baby attention.

Så alt i alt, hva synes vi, Isi? Vi synes nok at Stian vant i dag. So|all|in|all|what|do we think|we|||think|probably|that|Stian|won|in|today So all in all, what do we think, Isi? We probably think that Stian won today.

-Jeg visste det. -Er det sant? I|knew|it|Is|it|true -I knew it. -Is that true?

-Så ræva. -Shut up! Shut up|up|| -So lame. -Shut up!

Det hadde jeg ikke trodd. Se der, er ikke det søtt? Takk. That|had|I|not|believed|Look|there|is|not|it|cute|Thank you I wouldn't have thought that. Look there, isn't that sweet? Thank you.

-Da vinner du og har fått en unge. -Er det ingen straff? Then|you win|you|and|have|received|a|child|Is|it|no|punishment -Then you win and have gotten a child. -Is there no punishment?

-Her er straffen. -Nei! Hæ? Here|is|the punishment|No|Huh -Here is the punishment. -No! Huh?

-Det er åpenbart at det er straffen. -Nei, jeg har ikke lyst! It|is|obvious|that|it|is|the punishment|No|I|have|not|desire -It's obvious that this is the punishment. -No, I don't want to!

-Det er bare morsmelk. -Det er ikke morsmelk. Er det det? It|is|just|breast milk|It|is|not|breast milk|Is|it| -It's just breast milk. -It's not breast milk. Is it?

Oh my god, det stinker! Oh|my|god|it|stinks Oh my god, it stinks!

Abonner på kanalen og kommenter hvem som bør bli foreldre. Skål. Subscribe|on|the channel|and|comment|who|who|should|become|parents|Cheers Subscribe to the channel and comment on who should become parents. Cheers.

Du tok hele, det hadde jeg aldri trodd. You|took|everything|it|had|I|never|believed You took the whole thing, I never would have believed it.

Oh, my god! Oh|my|god Oh, my god!

-Kutt ut den brekingen der. -Det smakte varm, gammel melk. Cut|out|that|burping|there|It|tasted|warm|old|milk -Cut out that gagging. -It tasted like warm, old milk.

Jeg har lært at det er viktig å bruke kondom, for ellers kan du få en sånn. I|have|learned|that|it|is|important|to|use|condom|because|otherwise|can|you|get|a|something like this I have learned that it is important to use a condom, otherwise you can get something like this.