Friends S02E04 4d
Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do?" So I just watch them have sex. Then I say Here's my line! You know, that's bad for the paper tray. Nice work, my friend! Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am... So what's up? You came to see me yesterday. I kind of need a divorce. O... ...kay. How come? Actually, I'm getting married again. What? I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight. I don't understand. How can you be straight? You're so smart and funny... ...and you throw such great Academy Award parties! That's what I kept telling myself. But you reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore. How long have you known? I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I thought I was supposed to be something else. I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in. And there's actually a woman? Her name's Debra. Well, is she the first that you've been with? I've never told you this... ...but there were one or two times back in college when... ...I'd get drunk, go to a straight bar... ...and wake up with a woman next to me. I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college. Sure. Now I know I don't have a choice. I was born this way! I don't know what to say. You're married to someone for six years and you think you know him. And then one day he says, "Oh, I'm not gay!" I'm still me. Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago?
