My wife with plants 我的||| Meine Frau mit Pflanzen Mi mujer con plantas Ma femme avec des plantes 植物と妻 Moja żona z roślinami A minha mulher com plantas Моя жена с растениями Eşim bitkilerle Моя дружина з рослинами 我的妻子与植物 我的妻子與植物

- Oh my gosh, it's spring. 哦||天哪||

You know what that means.

I need to go get some new plants.

Babe, there is new life all around us.

I just wanna bring some of that new life into our home.

Listen, it is your goldfish. ||||听着，这是你的金鱼。

You need to feed him or I'm gonna flush him. ||||||||冲掉他| ||||||||xả nước|

That's it, I'm gonna flush him. ||||揍他一顿|

Okay babe, I'm headed to the nursery ||||||育婴室

to get a few plants.

No, I'm not gonna go overboard. |||||quá đà

I'm just gonna get a few plants.

Okay, Mommy's new babies.

Oh, that's a good one.

Babe, a little help?

Oh yeah, that's nice.

Oh, that's nice.

That's nice, that is nice.

Oh yeah, this really changes the ambiance. ||||||氛围

Needs more. 需要更多。

Oh my gosh, I am such a plant mom.

I'm gonna need to make another trip.

Babe, look at these ones. 寶貝，看看這些。

Yeah, they're dieffenbachia. ||是滴水观音。 ||cây trầu bà

I got two of them so they each have a friend,

also in case one dies.

Okay, now this one's an annual,

so that means it's gonna come back every year, annually, |||||||||hàng năm

sort of like my sex drive. 有點像我的性慾。

What do you think, Charlie?

Do you like my plants?

Ope, he does.

Oh, yeah, see, this is a flowering pericallis. |||||||hoa pericallis 哦，是的，看，這是開花的周花。

They attract bees.

Those busy little bees are so important to our ecosystem.

I'm sorry, I just love bees.

Ah, freaking bees.

Kaitlyn, I got stung. Kaitlyn||| |||凯特琳，我被蜇了。

Ow, ah, they're everywhere, ah.

Now what the heck is partial shade?

We live in Colorado, the sun is everywhere.

Here you are, my friend, partial shade.

Babe, flowers are pretty and all,

but I wanna be an urban farmer.

It's gonna be my summer project.

Babe, can you build me a raised garden bed?

Babe, can you put drip irrigation into my raised bed. |||||滴灌系统|||| |||||tưới nhỏ gi||||

Babe, babe, babe, can you carry all this soil

to my raised beds?

On second thought, could you build me a greenhouse?

To hell with those bees.

Ugh, I'm going in the house.

We are not gonna need to buy any more fruits and vegetables.

I'm gonna grow all of it.

Fully organic, no GMOs, super healthy.

Mm, oh, that is good.

We're gonna save so much money by growing our own food.

Oh, how much did this cost?

Oh, I'm about $1,200 deep, but you know,

that's startup cost. |khởi nghiệp|

Everything from here on out is free.

Free, free, free.

No babe, I'm not trimming the plants, I'm propagating. ||||修剪||||繁殖 ||||cắt tỉa||||nhân giống

You cut a little piece off, you put it in the water,

and boom, you've got a baby plant.

Can you imagine if it was that easy for us to have babies?

Oh no, sorry, I wasn't flirting,

I definitely have a headache.

Guys, guys, guys, come here, come here, come here.

It's our first harvest.

Ha, this is bull.

Oh no, oh no, oh no, my plants are dying.

Terry, I bet you need more sun. Terry||||||

Oh no, Sonia, I bet you need more water. ||Sonia||||||

Ah shoot, maybe it needs less sun.

Oh no, maybe too much water.

Honestly, I went on vacation

and I just totally forgot about this one.

This one's on me.

Oh no, my garden.

Hail? That's a thing? Cái gì vậy|||

I'm very upset right now, but it's gonna be fine.

I applied for crop insurance.

Babe, I'd like to introduce you to Susan.

She's a snake plant, and she's impossible to kill.

Babe, Susan's dead.

I killed a snake plant.

Snake plants aren't supposed to die.

Susan, Susan.

I gave up on plants.

I just got one plant now, her name is Francesca,

and she has the same personality as me.

She's low maintenance, she's beautiful,

but don't touch her, she has a headache.

(upbeat music)

- [Narrator] The Dude Dad, Dude Dad, Dude.

- It just goes to show you how fragile life is.

I'm not gonna cry, I'm gonna garden.

(character crying)