23. Shave Your Face
A: I hate shaving.
B: Me too.
A: I just cut myself again.
B: Did you use a new blade?
A: It doesn't matter.
Old blades cut, new blades cut. B: Maybe you should use an electric shaver.
A: They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
B: Maybe you should stop shaving.
A: And grow a beard?
B: Sure.
Why not? A: Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
B: Hmm.
Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
