25. Give Me a Puppy
A: Mom, I want a puppy.
B: Let me think about it.
A: Why do you have to think about it?
B: Because a puppy costs money.
A: No, it doesn't.
Puppies are free. B: Yes, but a puppy needs shots.
A: Shots for what?
B: So it won't get sick.
Just like you get shots. A: I hate shots.
B: And a puppy eats food.
Food costs money. A: No problem.
I'll give him food off my plate. B: Oh, no you don't.
Puppies don't eat vegetables.
