Friends S02E18 1d
- It's not fair. It's my money. - I know, but it's what Bread wanted. - Ok, which one is she? - That's Bread's widow. - Why she didn't upset? - Because she just find out and cut the wire. - Didn't she find out she can't define the money. - No. - Oh, Drake. - I'm sorry, Amber. It's like Brad to have to have the last word. Sorry I'm late. What happened? We wanna see the end. I want you, Drake. I know you do. But we can never be together that way. What? There's something I never told you. I'm actually your half-brother. So what happens next? I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon... ...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big. But it's cursed. So cool! God, that is good TV! The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies Pheebs, play with me! This game is grotesque! Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... ...forced to play soccer forever? Hello? Human rights violation! Don't feel so bad. After playing... ...I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. Why don't you play with your roommate? He's not a big fan of foosball. Are we not getting along with the new boy? No, he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room. That's because you haven't gotten to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we? - We don't need to. - It'll be fun! What was that? I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. All right. Oh, good! Okay. Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for... ...my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." - Have fun! Bye! - That was so lame. I know. Okay, talk to him. So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? That's good. So who broke up with who? I broke up with her. She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is... It's not Sean Penn. I got a funny one. My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right? I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes. All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie... ...I don't wanna see you anymore." It was literally like she had reached into my chest... ...ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! That wasn't such a funny story. And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can And the rest of the rats Played maracas That's it! Thanks! Good night. Phoebe's got another job, right? Great set tonight, Pheebs. I know. We should get going. We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning. You know how we always stay at your apartment? I thought tonight we'd stay at my place. I don't know. I don't have my jammies. You don't need them. My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. Shut up. I'm happy. Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech. Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... ...I like you the best. Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet. You hear that? She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. Not a lot. Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy. Phoebe's dead.
