Friends S02E23 4d
It's about cutting them a little slack for morale. Look, I can get some rough numbers by Wednesday. Rough numbers? This company wasn't built on rough numbers. Right, Mr. Douglas? Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday. If you say so, sir. Joseph's good, isn't he? I'm going to kill you. Hey, I just figured Joseph's the kind of guy who likes to mix it up. You know, get in there, ruffle some feathers. Why? Look, I'm sorry, but that's what Joseph does. Okay? If you try to pull something... ...he'll call you on it. "What are you trying to pull?" He'll say. Duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too? This is for the scratchy twins. I taped oven mitts to their hands. You're strict. Well, it's for their own good. You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See, in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time. Exactly! God, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like having everything on your desk perpendicular? If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle. - Very good. - Thank you. Tomorrow, I'm gonna do your clocks. You're gonna do what to my clocks? Set them to my time. I'm confused. I thought we shared time. No. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. Wanna know why? Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen? Forget it. No, come on, tell me. - You don't understand. - Come on. You don't have any obsessive things. No, that's not true. Oh, yeah? Tell me one of yours. One of my things is I always separate my sweat socks... ...from my dress socks. What if they get mixed up? Boy, I would just... I would freak out. You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this. You're too normal. I can't believe you don't have a "thing." My boyfriend doesn't have a "thing." See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well. - Mr. Douglas is looking for you. - Why is Mr. Douglas looking for me? He suspects you dropped the ball on the Lender project. Why? Why does he suspect that? At first, he thought it was Joseph... ...but after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you. - Anyway, I thought you should know. - All right. That's it. Look, Joey... ...I realize this is the role of a lifetime for you... ...and if I could just fire Joseph, I would. But that's not possible. So I have to let you both go. What? Everybody loves Joseph. I don't. I hate Joseph.
