你微笑时很美 EP23 You're Beautiful When You Smile EP23

我 的 年纪 I'm not

在 这个 圈子 里面 也 不算 小 that young in this field.

我 打 职业 很多年 I've been a pro gamer for many years.

见 过 的 事情 也 比较 多 I've seen plenty of things.

那 这么 说 So

诚哥 对于 选手 恋爱 的 事情

其实 并 不 反对 喽 being in a relationship with each other?

适可而止 的话 I won't object to it as long as

我 不 反对 they know their limits.

男女 双双 考上 清华北大 的 传奇 故事 We all heard about couples who got into esteemed universities together

也 不是 没 听 过 , am I right?

诚哥 你 也 想 吗 Brother Cheng, would you like to be in a relationship with them?

我 已经 有 喜欢 的 人 了 I already have someone I like.

诚哥 有 喜欢 的 人 (Brother Cheng has someone he likes?)

竞圈 居然 没有 爆料 出来 (No one in the e-sports scene actually knows about this?)

终于 也 有 你 不 知道 的 瓜 了 吗 [It's impossible!] (Finally, there's one thing you don't know.)

我 知道 拉 CP 司马 (I know I may be wrong,)

但是 我 还是 要说 (but I still need to say this.)

诚哥 说 最后 一句 话 的 时候 (When Brother Cheng finished his speech,)

右手 放进 桌子 底下 了 (he put his right hand under the table.)

与此同时 童谣 的 手 也 在 桌子 底下 (At the same time, Smiling's hand was under the table as well.)

诚哥 的 手 动了动 (And Brother Cheng's hand was moving.)

所以 你们 干 了 啥 (So what did you guys do?)

我 已经 有 喜欢 的 人 了 (I already have someone I like.)

怎么 了 What?

害羞 了 Are you shy?

你 看 这个 Look at this.

看诚 哥手 的 细节 (Judging by Brother Cheng's hand placement,)

赌 五毛钱 牵上 了 (I'll bet five cents that they were holding hands.)

厉害 啊 Impressive.

你 这 是 什么 鬼 反应 What kind of reaction was that?

这 人 观察 得 几乎 就要 被 她 发现 了 This girl is so observant that she almost found out about our relationship.

喂 你 这么 紧张 做 什么 Why are you so nervous? 早 在 白蛇传 的 时候 我 就 站 诚谣 I was rooting for Brother Cheng and Tong Yao during the Legend of White Snake.

毛线 啊 The heck.

诚哥 才 不会 看上 她 Brother Cheng would never like her.

她 就是 个 电 竞圈 的 贱货 She's a slut in the e-sports scene.

诚哥 这 是 要 自暴自弃 啊 Is Brother Cheng giving up on himself?

就 怕 她 是 在 蹭 诚哥 的 热度 I'm just afraid that she's using Brother Cheng to get famous.

不管 不 同意 I don't care. I won't agree to this.

要是 在 一起 还 打 什么 比赛 How could they compete if they're a couple?

不看 了 I won't watch their matches anymore.

现在 知道 我 为什么 遮遮掩掩 了 吧 You know why I'm trying to hide our relationship now, right?

一旦 曝光 Once our relationship is exposed,

陛下 Your Majesty,

您 将 失去 你 的 半壁江山 啊 you'll lose half of your kingdom.

那 你 知道 Do you know

我 为什么 同意 你 遮遮掩掩 吗 why I agree to you hiding our relationship?

为了 您 的 半壁 Because of your kingdom...

你 敢 这么 说 试试 Say that again if you dare.

不敢 I don't.

我 是 怕 那 疯子 往 你 身上 泼 脏水 I'm just afraid that lunatic might ruin your name.

说 你 比赛 发挥 不好 They might say you're not doing well

是因为 谈恋爱 because of your relationship with me.

质疑 你 打 职业 的 动机 之类 的 They will question the reason you became a pro gamer.

我 不在乎 I don't care about that.

我 在乎 But I do care about that.

是 虽然 不 一定 会 发生 it may not happen. 就算 发生 了 Even if it does happen,

我 也 有 信心 拿 成绩 去 打 他们 的 脸 I'm confident enough to prove them wrong with my results.

但是 我 不想 你 去 想 那些 But I don't want you to think about all of those.

你 本来 就是 个 爱看 八卦 的 人 You love to gossip.

肯定 会 受到 影响 I'm sure you'll be affected by them.

之前 也 是因为 这件 事情 I was hesitating becaue of this

一直 犹豫 要 不要 在 一起 before I confessed to you.

毕竟 如果 别的 队 的 男队员 After all, if other pro gamers

来 追求 你 are trying to court you,

我 肯定 会 第一个 站 出来 反对 I'll be the first to asay no.

我会 警告 那个 人 I will warn that guy

不要 来 骚扰 她 not to pester her.

她 要 好好 打 职业 She needs to focus on her career.

然后 呢 And then?

你 笑 什么 Why are you smiling?

你 别管 我 Just ignore me.

然后 呢 And then?

为了 庆祝 赢 比赛 In order to celebrate our victory,

明天 大家 的 早饭 我包 了 I'll treat everyone to breakfast tomorrow.

肯德基 想 吃 什么 随便 点 You can eat whatever you want from KFC.

我要 吃 芝士 猪 柳帕尼尼 加拿 铁 I want pork panini with cheese and a cup of latte.

香 烤鸡 排帕尼尼 谢谢 么 么 哒 -I want chicken panini -Thank you, love you.

加 一杯 豆浆 and a cup of soy milk.

那 我 要 一份 生滚 牛肉 粥 I want a bowl of beef porridge.

谢谢 好 -Thank you. -Okay.

诚哥 你 吃 什么 Brother Cheng, what about you?

我 不吃 了 I'm not eating.

我 有点 困 上去 休息 I'm sleepy. I'll take a nap.

为什么 我 现在 就 有点 饿 了 Why do I feel hungry right now?

童谣 Tong Yao,

这 两天 是不是 有 东西 落 在 我 房间 did you leave your things in my room?

没有 啊 Nope.

你 再 给 我 加个 茶叶蛋 谢谢 I want an additional tea leaf egg, thank you.

你 真能 吃 You're such a glutton.

你 确定 没有 东西 落 我 这儿 了 (Are you sure you didn't leave anything in my room?)

我 好像 确实 有 东西 I think I did leave my thing

落 在 诚哥 那儿 了 in Brother Cheng's room.

应该 是 移动 电源 I think it's my power bank.

别 多管闲事 Don't be nosey.

人 呢 Where is he?

诚哥 Brother Cheng.

你 要 吃 早餐 吗 Do you want some breakfast?

我 可以 帮 你 点 I can order some for you.

帕尼尼 还是 粥 You want panini or a bowl of porridge?

我要 吃 你 I want to have you for breakfast.

队长 Leader,

柔韧度 不够 my waist isn't flexible enough.

腰要 断 了 It's going to break.

你 躲 什么 Why are you avoiding me?

我 又 不会 对 你 做 什么 I won't do anything to you.

你 很 危险 You're very dangerous.

我们 一定 要 保持 这种 姿势 讲话 吗 Must we speak in this kind of posture?

你 也 可以 躺 下 You can lie down as well.

臭 流氓 Stupid thug.

我 是 想来 谢谢 你 I'm just here to say thank you.

这么 努力 配合 打四保 一 Thank you for using the 4-Protect-1 Strategy

展现 逆风 局 教科书 般的 风采 to prove everyone wrong.

以及 感谢 你 在 全国 人民 面前 And thank you for declaring that

表示 你 已经 心有 所属 了 you're taken in front of the press.

这么 没 诚意 啊 你 这个 感谢 You are so insincere.

那 你 明天 有空 吗 are you free tomorrow? 有 啊 Yeah.

那 我们 去 约会 吧 Let's go out for a date.

好 啊 Sure.

但是 But

在 这 约会 之前 shouldn't you give me a kiss

是不是 应该 先亲 一下 before our date?

不行 No.

明天 见 See you tomorrow.

胖子 我 跟 你 赌 一个 帕尼尼 Fatty, I'll bet a panini that

不 出 三秒 诚哥 肯定 出现 Brother Cheng will appear in three seconds.

你们 干吗 去 What are you guys doing?

桌子 上 有 给 你们 准备 的 Your breakfast from KFC

肯德基 早餐 is on the table.

你们 吃 吧 我 出去 买 东西 You guys can have them. I'm going to buy some stuff.

我 陪 她 去 买 东西 I'll accompany her.

你们 俩 怎么 每次 单独 出去 Why do you look like as if you two are going to

都 打扮 得 跟 要 去 民政局 似的 register your marriage when you two are going out?

我 天天 长 这样 I dress myself like this every day.

我 也 是 Me too.

你 就 算了吧 你 也 什么 你 也 You should stop pretending.

我 上次 看见 你 精心 打扮 出门 Last time, you dolled yourself up when you went to

还是 和 我哥 一块 去 花鸟 鱼虫 市场 the plants and pets market together with my brother

买 金鱼 的 时候 in order to buy goldfish.

甚至 没有 上 上次 That's the only time I remember.

怎么 了 What's wrong?

乡下人 进城 就是 要 打扮 打扮 Of course a country bumpkin must dress herself up when she enters the city.

怎么样 What's wrong with that?

你们 俩 什么 时候 在 一起 的 Since when you two became a couple?

我 被 绿 了 Did he cheat on me?

辛苦 拉扯 大 的 射手 The AD I worked so hard to protect

居然 抛弃 我 跑 去 中路 了 is actually going to the mid lane?

开玩笑 的 I'm just kidding.

不过 我 是 没有 办法 接受 But I can't accept the fact that

我哥 以后 的 儿子 像 他 妈 一样 矮 my brother's son will be as short as his mother.

然后 被 人 嘲笑 一生 He will be mocked forever.

你 住口 Shut up.

不许 笑 Don't you laugh.

走 了 Let's go.

像 我们 这种 正常人 Nromal people like us

只能 孤独 地 撸 铁 can only accompany our dumbbells.

怎么 了 闷闷不乐 的 What's wrong? You look upset?

陆思诚 Lu Si Cheng,

你 刚才 为什么 不 反驳 他 why didn't you refute his statement just now?

是不是 你 也 觉得 他 说 得 有 道理 Do you agree with his statement as well?

好气 啊 I'm so furious.

你 陆家 完美 的 基因 The perfect gene of the Lu family

即将 被 我 这个 一米 六几 的 will be tainted

劣等 基因 给 玷污 了 by a shorty like me.

你 玷污 啊 Feel free to taint it.

他 逗 你 的 He was just teasing you.

你 跟 我 妈 一样 高 You're as tall as my mom.

你 看 我们 两个 兄弟 谁 一米 六 了 But both my brother and I are still tall, am I right?

等 将来 咱们 儿子 打篮球 In the future, our son will grow tall

就 会长 高 了 as long as he plays basketball.

别 担心 啊 Don't worry.

谁 和 你 有 咱们 儿子 了 Who said I'm going to have a son with you?

女儿 也 不错 A daughter isn't bad as well.

跟 你 一样 就 好 了 It would be good if she's like you.

然后 再 去 拐骗 一个 高 个 男孩 After that, she can lure a tall boy into our family.

完美 Perfect.

其实 我 挺 喜欢 女孩 的 Actually, I like girls.

小子 太 调皮 了 Boys are too naughty.

你 住嘴 Shut up.

幻想 一下 都 不 可以 啊 Can't I even fantasize about it?

不行 No.

你 能 不能 幻想 点 正常 的 东西 Can you fantasize about something normal?

我 怎么 感觉 听 上去 你 的 声音 在 笑 Why do I feel like you're laughing at me?

我 没有 Not at all.

队长 Leader,

你 有没有 觉得 don't you think

你 最近 人设 崩坏 得 很 厉害 your image has been ruined?

怎么 说 How so?

在 我 印象 中 From what I can remember,

陆思诚 是 一个 沉着 冷静 Lu Si Cheng is

犀利 睿智 的 人 a calm and intelligent person.

没想到 是 一个 臭 不要脸 的 老油子 I didn't expect you to be a shameless

老 流氓 old thug.

我 很 伤心 I'm very sad.

你 还 记 不 记得 I treated you as a delivery woman

我们 第一次 见面 的 时候

我 把 你 当成 送 外卖 的 when we first met each other?

把门 甩 在 你 脸上 I slammed the door on you.

你 当时 什么 想法 What did you think of me back then?

智障 You were a retard.

那个 时候 Back then,

我 已经 距离 你 以为 的 人设 I was way different from the image

很 遥远 了 in your mind.

可 智障 不 等于 流氓 But a retard is different from a thug.

我 在 别的 姑娘 面前 But I'm a gentleman

可是 正人君子 啊 in front of other girls.

这 不 挺 好 的 吗 Isn't that pretty good?

你 可以 独自 且 肆意 地 You can enjoy my inner personality

享受 我 的 内在 人格 all by yourself.

流氓 Stupid thug.

对 对 对 Yes.

就 这个 This is it.

我 都 试 了 就 差 一点点 了 -I tried it before. -We're almost there.

没 夹 到 We couldn't get it.

那个 那个 How about that one?

算了 这个 我 不想 玩 了 Just forget it. I give up.

我 在 这 夹 的 钱 The money I've spent here

都 够 我 在 网上 买 一堆 同款 了 is enough for me to buy several of them online.

就是 Precisely.

但是 这个 真的 很 可爱 啊 But this is so adorable.

好 想要 的 想要 这个 -I want this. -I want this.

咱们 买 十个 Let's buy 10 of them.

我 就要 这个 米色 的 I want this one in beige.

我 确认 了 眼神 I knew that was the one for me...

好帅 啊 好帅 啊 他 -He's handsome. -Yeah.

好帅 啊 He's so handsome.

想要 哪 一个 Which one do you want?

不是 有 一个 了 吗 I thought I have one already?

这个 带 帽子 的 吧 How about the one with a hat?

不 一样 It looks different.

那个 兔子 很难 夹 的 That rabbit is hard to catch.

对 啊 Yeah.

我们 站 了 半天 都 没有 夹 到 We couldn't catch it even though we've been here for some time.

就是 太难 了 Yeah, it's difficult.

我 的 天 啊 My goodness.

太 厉害 了 吧 He's amazing.

夹到 了 夹到 了 He got it!

好好 好 厉害 He's amazing!

又 一个 Another one!

好 厉害 好 厉害 He's so amazing!

好帅 He's so handsome!

我 也 想要 那个 娃娃 的 I want that doll as well.

哪个 可爱 Which one is cuter?

好 可爱 这个 娃娃 The dolls look so cute!

我 也 想要 I want them as well!

中间 那个 The one in the middle.

什么 What?

我 好羡慕 没事 -I'm so envious of her. -Nothing.

想 谈恋爱 I feel like falling in love!

好 浪漫 啊 He's so romantic.

以前 在 游乐园 In the past, when I was

被 各种 夹 娃娃 机坑 时 我 就 在 想 in the amusement park and got cheated of my money by the claw machines,

等 我 以后 I said to myself

一定 要 找 一个 能干 的 男朋友

就 回来 把 他们 全部 都 夹 到 倒闭 and get back all the toys in the claw machine so that they'll close down.

你 做到 了 Seems like you made it.

什么 What?

有 一个 能干 的 男朋友

哪家 游乐场 Which amusement park?

去 买票 I'll force them to close their park.

我 去 把 他们 弄 倒闭

东京 迪士尼 乐园 Tokyo Disneyland.

你 一会儿 想 吃 什么 呀 What do you want to have for lunch?

刚才 下面 那 家 冰激凌 店 还 不错 I think that ice cream shop is okay.

午饭 吃 什么 冰激凌 啊 It's lunch. What's with the ice cream?

午饭 为什么 不 可以 吃 冰激凌 啊 Why can't I have ice cream for lunch?

你 三岁 小孩 啊 Do you think you're a three-year-old kid?

在 你 心里 难道 我 不是 三岁 小孩 吗 Aren't I a three-year-old kid in your heart?

你 要 永远 爱 我 You must love me,

宠 我 不许 欺骗 我 dote on me, and never lie to me forever.

你们 去 那边 那 我们 这边 了 -You guys are going over there? -We'll head to somewhere else then.

拜拜 我们 一起 下次 见 -Goodbye. -See you next time.

尿急 一会儿 电影院 见 I need to pee. See you in the cinema.

走 了 啊 We'll leave now.

走 了 拜拜 -We'll leave now. -Goodbye.

拜拜 拜拜 -Goodbye. -Goodbye.

拜拜 Goodbye.

没 没什么 走 吧 It's nothing. Let's go.

你 刚刚 怎么 没 去 电影院 等 我 Why didn't you wait for me at the cinema?

你 刚才 跑 什么 Why did you run away?

我 刚刚 是 在 寿司店 门口 I saw our fans

看见 咱们 家 粉丝 了 in front of the sushi shop.

我 才 甩开 你 的 手 的 That's why I let go of your hands.

哦 你 干吗 What's wrong? 你 到底 怎么 了 What's wrong with you?

买 口罩 做 什么 呀 Why are you buying masks?

体贴 你 我 见不得人 I'm being considerate since you think bringing me out is shameful to you.

陆思诚 说话 呀 Lu Si Cheng, talk to me.

到底 怎么 了 What's the matter?

因为 长得 丑 不配 抛头露面 I'm unfit to show my face in public because I'm too ugly.

陆思诚 你 别生气 了 Lu Si Cheng, stop being mad.

我 刚刚 不是 那 意思 That's not what I meant.

干吗 What?

好 了 好 了 Fine.

我错 了 还 不行 吗 It's my fault, okay?

你 能 不能 放过 我 Can you let me off?

刚才 粉丝 在 那儿 Just now, our fans were there.

看见 咱俩 手拉手 逛 大街 像 话 吗 Of course we mustn't let them see us holding hands.

还 记得 我 给 你 看 那些 Do you remember the comments

粉丝 的 评论 吗 I've shown you last time?

人家 不 接受 你 有 女朋友 They can't accept that you have a girlfriend.

不 接受 They won't accept it.

我 又 不在乎 I don't care about that.

把 口罩 还 我 Give me the mask.

你 不在乎 我 在乎 But I care about that.

我 不是 怕 他们 I'm not afraid that

像 对 陈今阳 那样 对 我 they'll treat me like how they treat Chen Jin Yang.

也 不是 怕 他们 说 我 不 好好 打 职业 I'm not afraid that they'll say seducing their prince charming

只 知道 勾搭 他们 男神 is the only thing I know.

我 只 知道 自从 你 打 职业 到 现在 I only know that ever since you started out as a pro gamer,

从来 没有 人 说 过 你 哪里 不好 no one has ever criticized you before,

哪怕 是 专门 喷人 的 even the haters

竞圈 养殖场 也 没有 in E-Sports Farm.

所以 呢 So?

所以 我 不 允许 自己 So I won't allow others

成为 别人 喷 你 的 突破口 to ruin your reputation because of me.

你 就是 啊 But you're doing it yourself.

每个 人 都 有 自己 的 软肋 Everyone has their own weaknesses.

我 也 有 I have my own weakness as well.

就是 你 That is you.

我 不管 别人 怎么 说 我 I don't care about what others might be saying about me.

如果 对 我 评价 是 正面 的 If they look at me in a positive way,

那 我 很 高兴 I'll be happy.

但 我 的 行为 不会 因为 这些 But I won't let them manipulate me

而 被 道德 绑架 because of moral obligations.

评价 口碑 They come up with their assessment of me

是因为 我 的 行为 产生 because of my behaviors.

而 不是 因为 我 为了 这些 I do not adjust my behaviors

产生 对应 的 行为 because of their assessment.

你 明白 我 的 意思 吗

我 只是 喜欢 上 了 一个 小姑娘 而已 I just fell in love with a girl.

我 又 没 做 错 I didn't do anything wrong.

你 干吗 老 那么 紧张 护着 我 Why must you try to protect me all the time?

走 刚才 太快 了 It was too fast just now. 我 没 反应 过来 I couldn't react in time.

要 不再 来 一次 好不好 How about we do it again?

你 啧 什么 啧 What's with the sound?

表达 失望 之情 It represents my disappointment.

我 跟 你 说 这个 厦门 真的 特别 好 Listen, Xiamen is great.

玩 的 时间 多 You'll have plenty of time to have fun

忙 的 时间 少 我 跟 你 说 and you won't need to work so hard.

那边 有大 海浪 健身房 There is the sea and a gym also.

拍照 特别 好看 还有 水疗 馆 It's a great place for photographing. They even have a spa.

真的 特别 好 -Really? -It's amazing.

你们 俩 这 是 去 拉斯维加斯 Did you two go to Las Vegas

登记 结婚 了 吧 to register for your marriage?

这么晚 才 回来 啊 Why are you guys only back by this time?

诚哥 诚哥 诚哥 Brother Cheng,

那个 既然 你 俩 回来 了 since you two are back,

跟 你们 通知 个事 啊 I have an announcement to make.

俱乐部 安排 我们 参加 一个 活动 Our club wants us to attend an event.

特别 简单 Super simple.

就是 一个 粉丝 见面会 It's just a fan meeting.

拍个 视频 就 当 玩 似的 We only need to make a vlog. No biggie.

那诚哥 既然 不 愿意 去 的话 Since Brother Cheng isn't willing to go,

那 我 只好 取消 去 厦门 的 机票 了 I have no choice but to cancel the tickets to Xiamen.

取消 了 什么 -We'll cancel them. -What?

去 哪儿 Say that again?

厦门 Xiamen?

我们 如果 不去 呢 If we cancel the trip,

也 就 错过 了 we'll miss out

一次 与 美食 接触 的 机会 on the chance to enjoy the local delicacies.

错过 了 一次 We'll miss out

与 一个 美丽 城市 亲密 接触 的 机会 on the chance to see a beautiful city.

遗憾 哪 It's such a shame.

遗憾 What a shame.

别 别别 别 啊 Don't do that.

我们 住 的 酒店 离 夜市 远 吗 Is the hotel we'll be staying at far away from the local night market?

活动 日程表 出来 了 吗 Is our schedule out yet?

几点 开会 几点 收工 啊 What's the duration of the event?

要是 收得 晚 夜市 收摊 了 就 不好 了 It'll be bad if the night market is closed when we go there.

你们 到时候 都 别 拖 啊 You guys better not dilly-dally over there, got it?

你们 说一千道一万 的 No matter how much you guys are saying,

那 去不去 还 不得 诚哥 说了算 呢 only Brother Cheng can make the call here.

诚哥 去不去 啊 Brother Cheng, are we going or not?

去 看着 真不错 啊 It looks great. 是 啊 怎么 过不去 啊

老 K K.

快 一点 啊 就 知道 玩 Hurry up. Stop playing.

知道 了 不 知道 下午 的 活动 -Fine. -I wonder

什么 时候 结束 我 这 把 打 完 -when our event will end? -Let me finish this round.

玩得 又 菜 You're such a noob.

能 有 你 菜 You're worse than me.

听 我 的 歌单 It's my song list? 俱乐部 的 订单 出 了 点 问题 Something went wrong with the club's reservation.

八点 才能 把 房间 收拾 出来 Our rooms will only be ready by 8 pm.

大家 少安毋躁 Everyone, calm down.

我刚 看 了 点评 I read the reviews just now.

这家 酒店 的 餐厅 评分 就 特别 高 The review for the restaurant here is great.

要 不 我们 去 吃 点 饭 怎么样 Why don't we have our lunch over there?

好 啊 Sure.

走 走走 走 Let's go!

好 主意 走走 走 -Great idea! -Let's go!

快点 走 走 Let's go!

诚哥 Brother Cheng,

你 帮 我 把 行李箱 拿上去 吧 bring my luggage to my room for me.

我 去 和 我 妈 报声 平安 I need to call my mom and tell her we've arrived safely.

帮 我 跟 妈妈 问好 Say hello to Mom for me.

喂 妈 Hello, Mom?

对 我们 已经 到 厦门 了 Yes, we've arrived at Xiamen.

挺 好 的 It's pretty great.

就是 有点 下雨 It's just that it's raining.

你们 不用 担心 You guys don't need to worry about me.

我 先 挂 了 I'll hang up now.

大 姐姐 你 是 童谣 吗 Miss, are you Smiling?

你 是 You are?

真的 是 你 It's really you indeed!

我 是 你 的 粉丝 粉丝 I'm your fan!

你 打 职业 之前 I loved watching your live streams

我 就 特别 喜欢 看 你 直播 even before you became a pro gamer.

我 也 打中 单 I'm a Mid player as well.

跟 你 学 了 好多 技术 I've learnt many techniques from you.

我 现在 段位 还 可以 My rank isn't bad.

再往 上 打 一点 估计 就 能 碰到 你 了 I think I'll meet you in a match if I continue with this momentum.

我 的 梦想 就是 和 你 打 一把 游戏 My dream is to play a match with you.

姐姐 你 能 给 我 签个 名 吗 Missy, may I get your signature?

好 啊 Sure.

阳阳 Yang Yang!

一下子 没看 住 你 又 乱跑 了 You shouldn't run around by yourself.

还 到处 和 不 认识 的 人 说话 And you're talking to strangers!

你 能 不能 让 人省 点心 Can you behave for once?

我 没 乱跑 I didn't run around

也 没 和 陌生人 搭话 and I wasn't speaking with strangers.

这个 小姐姐 This missy

是 我 喜欢 的 电 竞选 手 is one of my favorite pro gamers.

什么 选手 What gamer?

电竞 E-sports pro gamer.

行行行 电 什么 竞 啊 Enough. E-sports?

不 就是 打游戏 吗 They're just playing video games.

你们 这些 小孩 Children like you

沉迷 游戏 耽误 学习 不说 are too addicted to gaming that you don't study hard at all

还 找 一些 冠冕堂皇 的 借口 and you're finding excuses to justify yourself.

走 了 走 了 啊 Let's go.

童谣 姐姐 Miss Smiling,

我 也 想 打 职业 想 拿 冠军 I want to be a pro gamer and win the championship as well.

今年 的 全国 总决赛 冠军 I trust you can win

就 拜托 你 了 this year's National Championship.

再见 童谣 姐姐 Bye, Miss Smiling.

行 了 走 了 走 了 Enough, let's go.

行 了 以后 别 乱跑 了 啊 Enough, don't wander off by yourself again.

你 怎么 来 了 Why are you here?

你 整整 消失 了 三十分钟 You've been missing for 30 minutes.

我 以为 你 被 人 绑架 了 I thought you were kidnapped.

我 又 没有 钱 I'm broke.

刚 打 职业 三个 月 This is my third month of being a pro gamer,

就 被扣 了 三个 月工资 yet all my wages have been deducted.

资产 是 负数 My asset is negative.

我 有钱 I'm rich.

要是 绑架 你 跟 我 要钱 怎么办 What if they kidnap you in order to ask me for ransom?

要 五百万 我 也 得 给 I need to pay them even if they ask me for five million.

刚 那 小鬼 谁 啊 Who's that kid just now?

一个 小 粉丝 He's my fan.

说 什么 了 What did he say?

要 签名 He wanted my signature.

他 说 他 也 想 打 职业 He said he wanted to be a pro gamer as well.

不过 职业 道路 被 老妈 阻止 了 But his dream was banned by his mother.

问 你 个 问题 I have a question.

我 试用期 过 了 吗 Have I passed the probation yet?

我 就是 喝个 酸奶 遛个 弯 (I was just taking a walk while having my yogurt.)

为什么 让 我 毫无 心理准备 地 (Why did I have)

撞破 这个 世纪 之谜 (to bump into them in a situation like this?)

你们 有事吗 (What's wrong with you two?)

我 只是 个 萌萌 的 胖子 而已

怎么 What?

要 灭口 啊 Are you two going to silence me?

其实 我 也 没有 什么 想 问 的 Actually, I have nothing to ask.

你 俩 这样 多久 了 How long have you two been together?

有 一段时间 了 We've been together for quite some time.

藏得 挺 好 You two did a great job at hiding it.

谁 都 没 发现 No one realised it at all.

那 谁 先 打破 纯纯 的 革命 友谊 的 who made the first move? 我 我 威胁 她 I threatened her. 如果 不 乖乖 就范 If she didn't say yes to me,

我 就 把 她 猫 给 扔 了 I'll throw away her cat.

所以 她 就 乖乖 就范 了 That's why she had no choice but to obey me.

我 这个 回答 你 满意 吗 Are you satisfied with my answer?

你们 这样 不 对 啊 You guys shouldn't do this.

队里 就 这么 一个 姑娘 There's only one girl on our team.

我们 哄 着 护 着 捧 着 All of us are trying our best to protect her and dote on her.

队长 你 身为 队长 As our team captain,

背着 我们 一言不合 就 自己 先 拱 了 how could you court her in secret behind our back?

我 不 先 拱 那 还 留 着 给 你们 拱 吗 Do you think I'll give you guys the opportunity to court her first?

你 我 是 队长 You! 不是 雷锋 but it doesn't mean I should leave everything to you.

还有 你 童谣 And you, Tong Yao.

说好 的 好好 打 职业 You said you were going to focus on your career

不 跟 电 竞 职业 选手 谈恋爱 and you wouldn't be in a relationship with a pro gamer, right?

职业 选手 全都 是 渣 男 呢 Didn't you say they were all scumbags?

你 就 这么 打 自己 脸 啊 You're eating your own words.

队长 又 不是 简阳 Captain isn't Jian Yang.

他 不会 骗人 He won't lie to me.

平时 就 看看 比赛 视频 Usually, he only watches videos of the past tournaments

打 排位 什么 的 and plays ranked matches.

我 现在 越来越 觉得 Now, I think

空气 中 散发 着 迷人 的 狗 粮 香味 you're doing nothing but displaying affection for each other.

你 俩 咋 对 上 眼 的 How did you two fall in love with each other?

不 知道 I don't know.

就 骂 着 骂 着 骂 出 味道 了 呗 Maybe affection grew when we were bickering.

斯德哥尔摩 综合症 听说 过 没 Have you ever heard of Stockholm syndrome?

踮起 脚 在 超市 藏水 的 时候 She was especially adorable when she tiptoed to hide the bottled water

特别 可爱 in the supermarket.

打游戏 的 时候 特别 可爱 She was especially adorable when she was playing games.

被 阿太 的 玉藻 前 打败 了 When she was defeated by Ah Tai's Tamamo-no-Mae

一个 人 坐在 位置 上 哭 了 一 晚上 so she was crying in her seat all night long,

并且 练 了 一 晚上 式 神 的 时候 practicing with the Shikigami over and over again,

可爱 she was especially adorable.

赢 了 比赛 When she won the match

不知天高地厚 而且 没 礼貌 地 and challenged God Yang

对 着 阳神 说 骚话 的 时候 with her words arrogantly,

可爱 she was especially adorable.

单挑 赛里 赢 了 我 的 时候 When she won the solo match against me,

嚣张 的 样子 更 可爱 her arrogant look was even more adorable.

我 就 随便 问问 I was just asking.

我 还 能 再说 好 多条 I have plenty more to tell.

你 留 着 去 教堂 You can keep them

跟 你们 的 主婚人 说 吧

你 不想 听 吗 Don't you want to listen to them?

最后 一个 问题 Last question.

你 俩 Which stage

到 哪 一步 了 are you guys currently at?

就 你 看到 那样 没有 其他 的 了 Just like what you've seen. Nothing more.

你 还 想 问 什么 What other questions do you have?

全都 告诉 你 I'll tell you everything.

没有 了 没有 了 没有 了 Nothing else.

你 俩 让 我 安静 会儿 Just leave me alone for a moment.

去 去 去 Go.

你们 先走 You two leave first.

走得 远远 的 Get away from me.

对 了 我 那个 喷雾 用 完 了 By the way, my spray is used up.

我要 去 买 喷雾 了 I need to buy a new one.

不行 No.

以后 你 想要 什么 直接 跟 我 说 In the future, just tell me if you want anything.

我 去 帮 你 买 I'll buy them for you.

我 给 你 当 了 两年 的 辅助 I've been your Support for two years.

你 连支 洗面奶 都 没 给 我 买 过 You didn't even buy me a tub of facial cleanser.

明天 早上 别 迟到 啊 我 先回 房间 -Don't be late for tomorrow morning. -I'll go to my room now.

好 早上 别 迟到 -Alright. -Don't be late.

拜拜 拜拜 拜拜 -Bye. -Bye.

明天 视频 录完 之后 Where should we go

咱们 去 哪儿 玩 啊 after we finish our shooting tomorrow?

你 想 去 哪儿 啊 Where do you want to go?

去 吃 好吃 的 吧 Let's enjoy some delicacies.

好 啊 Sure.

小姐姐 Missy,

你们 今天 晚上 怎么 睡 啊 how are you going to arrange the room for tonight?

怎么 了 What's wrong?

你 在 干吗 What are you doing?

我刚 做 完 面膜 I just finished applying my facial mask.

明天 还要 早起 呢 We need to wake up early tomorrow.

好困 啊 I'm so sleepy.

我 觉得 我 随时 都 可能 睡着 I think I can fall asleep at any time.

门锁 好 啊 Lock your door.

门口 放 一把 凳子 Put a chair in front of your door.

关门 防贼 还是 防 你 啊 To guard against a crook or you?

防 我 Me.

好 了 先不说 了 我 先 挂 了 Alright, that's all for tonight. I'll hang up now.

拜拜 Bye.

我 的 私生活 啊 My private life

都 被 你们 的 狗 粮 填满 了 is filled with you showing off your new relationship.

我 还是 吃 我 的 猪肉 脯 I'll stick to my pork jerky.

你 有完没完 Are you done?

想 起来 啊 Whenever I think about

今天 在 酒店 大堂 the scene I saw

惊动 胖爷 少女 心 的 一幕 in front of the hotel's lobby,

心情 久久 不能 平息 I can't calm myself down.

只好 拿 你 撒 撒气 I can only vent on you.

我 拿 童谣 当 队友 I treat Tong Yao as my teammate,

你 却 想 犯罪 while you want more from her.

诚哥 Brother Cheng,

童谣 很 好 啊 Tong Yao is a great girl.

你 看看 阳神 Look at God Yang,

看看 阿光 看看 李恒硕 Ah Guang, and Lee Heng Shuo.

各个 都 是 向着 咱们 家中 单 All of them have their eyes on our Mid.

打 比赛 要不是 为了 赢 If they didn't want to win the tournament,

他们 估计 都 不会 来 突袭 I guess they wouldn't even gank her.

你 要是 有 什么 渣 男 情节 If you try to cheat on her,

决战 ！ 平安 京 职业联赛 half of the Junglers of OPL

十二支 队伍 的 打野

一半 就 住 在 咱们 下路 了 will ambush on the bot lane.

你害 了 自己 不要紧 It's okay that you're harming yourself.

别忘了 下路 还有 个 萌萌 的 我 But I'm also on the bot lane.

一失 两命 啊 Two lives will be lost, you know?

你 到底 想 说 什么 What exactly are you trying to say?

诚哥 Brother Cheng,

你 的 竞争对手 还是 蛮 多 的 you have plenty of love rivals.

不要 觉得 自己 是 男神 就 老端 着 Don't be too cold and isolated because people admire you.

没端 着 I'm not that arrogant.

刚 开始 在 一起 的 时候 When we first got together with each other,

我 就 想 告诉 全世界 I wanted to tell the whole world

朕 后位 有人 that I finally found my successor.

可 她 不让 But she didn't allow me to do so.

为啥 不让 Why?

开始 我 也 觉得 不 说好 At first, I thought it was better for us to keep it a secret.

怕 影响 她 比赛 I was afraid that it might affect her.

可 后来 我 发现 But after that, I realised

她 的 实力 已经 得到 了 认可 that people had acknowledged her for her capability.

现在 谁 要 再 跳出 来说 Now, if someone

她 这个 不行 那个 不行 的 tries to mock her,

那 就是 打 自己 的 脸 they're just mocking themselves.

小组赛 目前 全 获胜 记录 Now, our team is keeping our winning streak.

说明 童谣 已经 完美 地 胜任 了 That means she is fully competent

我们 中单 的 职位 as our Mid

并且 跟上 了 我们 的 节奏 and she's in sync with us.

结果 正在 我 琢磨 怎么 把 这件 事情 In the end, when I was trying to

说 出来 的 时候 find a chance to tell everyone about it,

隔壁 战队 艾佳 和 今阳 又 出 了 事情 something happened to Ai Jia and Jin Yang

还 闹 得 很大 and caused a big scene,

闹 得 我 粉丝 driving my fans

也 跟着 去 竞圈 养殖场 凑热闹 to the E-Sports Farm for the drama.

还 被 她 看见 了 And she saw their comments as well.

她 现在 老 觉得 Now, she thinks

我 要是 宣布 跟 她 在 一起 that if I announce our relationship to the public,

就 没 粉丝 了 all of my fans will be gone.

小姑娘 嘛 就 爱 瞎 想 Little girls tend to overthink stuff.

新 洗面奶 好用 吗 Is the new facial cleanser nice?

好用 Yes!

洗面奶 你 也 嫉妒 You're jealous of my facial cleanser?

你 个 妒夫 What a jealous man.

人家 还 不是 替 你 送 的 我 She gave it to me for you, you know?

诚哥 Brother Cheng,

你 到底 喜欢 童谣 什么 啊 what exactly do you like about Tong Yao?

说实话 Honestly speaking,

童谣 呢 Tong Yao

长得 也 就 一般 looks ordinary,

跟 你 那些 能 拉出去 自成 一个 连 的 compared with

美女 小姐姐 粉丝 们 来说 啊 the countless beautiful fans you have.

因为 她 很 强 Because she's strong.

敷衍 Stop brushing me off.

哭 起来 也 很 可爱 She's adorable when she cries.

变态 Sicko.

还有 吗 Is that all?

我 一定 会 努力 的 (I will surely work hard.)

所以 我能 叫 你 诚哥 吗 (So may I call you Brother Cheng?)

你 在 思念 谁 ♪Who are you thinking about?♪

就是 这个 味 That's the taste I'm looking for.

情 不知 所起 Love, a spark

一往而深 from nowhere to eternity.

你 男人 评价 你 的 语音 (Here are his comments about you.)

你 听听 (Listen to them.)

很骚 的 还 不 赶紧 谢谢 我 (They're so mushy. You should thank me for this.)

情 不知 所起 [Recording] (Love, a spark)

一往而深 (from nowhere to eternity.)

情 不知 所起 (Love, a spark)

一往而深 (from nowhere to eternity.)

真的 起床 了 You're awake?

你 快给我 环视 一下 你 的 房间 Give me a room tour.

让 我 看看 有没有 其他人 Let me see if anyone else is in your room.

没有 啦 没有 啦 No one.

就 我 一个 人 I'm the only person here.

那 你 这小脸 If so,

怎么 红扑扑 水 嫩嫩的 why are you blushing?

像是 有 了 什么 操作 一样 Seems like something happened, huh?

什么 啊 What are you saying?

那 是 我 昨天晚上 敷 的 面膜 好 吗 It's because I used a mask last night.

恋爱 肌 瞩目 啊 So it's because of love.

继续 保持 啊 Keep up the good work.

你 今天 不是 要 跟 艾佳 出去 吗 I thought you'd have a date with Ai Jia today.

你 怎么 还 没 打扮 Why are you still in bed?

不去 了 I called it off.

为什么 啊 But why?

其实 呢 Actually,

这 几天 我 也 仔细 地 思考 了 一下 I've been thinking about this problem

这个 问题 for the past few days.

我 觉得 他们 说 的 其实 也 对 I think they're right about it.

哪 一句 Which comment is right exactly?

你 又 想 嘲讽 攻击 谁 Who are you trying to be sarcastic against?

没有 Not at all.

我 说 认真 的 呢 I'm being serious.

我 确实 没有 像 你 一样 I'm unlike you indeed.

做到 和 选手 男友 共同 进退 I didn't stick with my boyfriend through thick and thin.

在 粉丝 眼里 啊 In the fans' eyes,

我 对于 艾佳 就是 一个 to Ai Jia,

没有 什么 辅助 功能 的 人物 I'm just a useless Support.

还 辅助 呢 Support?

你 玩游戏 吗 Do you even play video games?

辅 哪门子 助 Which kind of Support are you?

打游戏 我 就算 了 Forget about video games.

但 我 还 可以 干 点 别的 啊 But I can do something else.

比如 For example?

比如 把 他 战队 给 他 买下来 For example, I can buy his entire team.

给 他 涨涨 工资 啊 什么 的 I can raise his wage or something.

到时候 他 那些 粉丝 啊 By then, his fans

看到 他 就 会 想 will be reminded of the fact

这么 帅 的 男人 that the idol they love

连 每 一根 头发丝 的 洗发水 is hired by

都 是 那个 讨厌 的 女人 the woman they detest

给 他 发 的 工资 买 的 so much.

但是 又 不能 让 他 不要 工资 But they can't ask him not to take his wage.

怎么办 呢 What can they do about it?

没 办法 啊 Nothing.

好气 呀 I'm sure they'll be furious.

有钱人 的 快乐 我 不配 拥有 I don't deserve the joy of the life of a rich woman.

我 就是 喜欢 他们 这种 I like it that they can't do anything against me

既 讨厌 我 又 打 不 死 我 的 样子 while hating me.

你 不会 是 认真 的 吧 Don't tell me you're being serious?

说不定 呢 It's hard to say.

对 了 By the way,

你 今天 不是 要录 视频 吗 I thought you have a vlog to shoot today?

赶紧 去 给 我 盛装 打扮 一下 You better doll yourself up.

别 给 我 丢人 啊 Don't embarrass me.

好好 好 Alright.

拜拜 Bye.

我们 刚 参加 完 粉丝 见面会 We just finished our fan meeting.

厦门 的 粉丝 真的 是 太 热情 了 Our fans in Xiamen are so passionate.

现在 在 小吃街 Now, we're at the food street.

准备 去 吃饭 了 We'll have our lunch later.

他们 都 去 哪儿 了 我 也 不 知道 I don't know where they went.

给 你们 找 一 找 I'll find

你们 最 喜欢 的 诚哥 啊 your favorite Brother Cheng for you guys.

诚哥 呢 Where's Brother Cheng?

诚哥 呢 Where's Brother Cheng?

我们 的 诚哥 在 Our Brother Cheng is at...

好香 啊 Smell so great！

是 什么 香味 What's that smell?

是 猪肉 脯 It's pork jerky.

小胖 拍到 了 怎么办 啊 What if Fatty films us?

又 不是 直播 别 担心 Don't worry. He's not live streaming.

一会儿 我 让 他 删了 I'll ask him to delete the footage later.

删了 Delete it.

删 什么 删 啊 Delete what?

我 自己 留着 欣赏 不行 吗 Can't I keep the footage for myself?

说 吧 准备 怎么 封口 Tell me, how do you plan to keep me quiet?

你 又 想整 什么 幺 蛾子 What are you up to now?

我 觉得 这个 事 吧 I think

没有 猪肉 脯 是 过不去 了 only pork jerky can do it.

欢迎光临 良品 铺子 Welcome to Bestore.

上 百款 高端 零食 任 您 选购 We have more than 100 types of snacks for you to choose from.

两位 想来 点 什么 呢 What do you guys like?

我们 自己 选 吧 We'll take a look for now.

好 这个 This. 收割 收割 收割 -Let me harvest them. -Harvest them?

我们 是 来 给 小胖 买 零食 的 We're here to buy snacks for Fatty, you know?

你 吃 这个 不怕 胖成球 啊 Aren't you afraid that you'll become a fatty like him after eating all of these?

先生 放心 Mister, don't worry.

我们 家 零食 都 是 上 好 原料 Our snacks are made with the finest ingredients.

好吃 又 不 胖 They're delicious and healthy.

听见 没 Do you hear that?

帮 我们 拿 两盒 猪肉 脯 谢谢 Please give me two packs of pork jerky. Thank you.

好 的 Alright.

芒果 干 Dried mango?

我要 吃 I want that.

你 跟 一只 兔子 一样 You're just like a rabbit.

你 给 我 我 不 给 -Give it to me. -No.

你 给 我 我 不 给 -Give it to me. -No.

个子 高 就 欺负人 是 吧 Do you think you can bully me just because you're tall?

兔子 急 了 还 咬 人 呢 Even a rabbit will bite if you anger her.

不 给 给 我 -Come get it. -Give it to me.

就 不 给 给 我 -Come get it. -Give it to me.

我 不 给 Come get it.

陆思诚 Lu Si Cheng!

不 给 Come get it.

那个 Excuse me,

这是 两位 的 猪肉 脯 here is your pork jerky.

谢谢 谢谢 啊 -Thanks. -Thank you.

那 你们 先 慢慢 看 Please continue.

有 需要 再 找 我 Tell me if you need anything.

好 给 我 Give it to me. 看 你 吃 的 What a glutton.

你 看 出来 了 Look, they're out.

您好 请问 你们 找 谁 啊 Excuse me, who are you looking for?

那人 是 他 吗 找 他 的 噻 -Is that him? -We're here to look for him.

臭小子 You brat!

你 个 臭小子 给 我 滚 过来 Come over here immediately!

臭小子 你 电话 咋 不接 呢 Brat, why didn't you pick up our call?

敢 不接 老子 电话 How dare you ignore my call!

找 你好 多次 了 We've been looking for you!

你 上 哪儿 去 Where are you going?

你 跑 什么 嘛 你 敢 跑 是 吧 -Why are you running away from us? -You dare to run from us?

叔叔 阿姨 Uncle, Aunty!

听到 没有 给 我 回来 You hear me? Come back!

消消气 我 跟 你 说 给 我 回来 -Please calm down. -You better come back!

先进 去 先进 去 吧 叔叔 Uncle, let's go in first.

气死我了 走 吧 -You're driving me crazy! -Let's go!

还敢 跑 How dare you run!