Ep.1 (Part 6)
Well, I can cross that off my bucket list.
Hey.
I have a taser! Oh! Oh, my God. I am so sorry. I didn't think it would hurt so much. It's pink. It didn't feel pink. I didn't know it was you. I thought I was being raped.
That's not what rape feels like. Did you did you sleep on the subway?
- I had nowhere else to go, and I'm too afraid to sleep outside on the street. God, you're spoiled. Next stop, greenpoint.
Ugh! Get your stuff. Come on, I'll take you to my place, but hurry. 'Cause I have to be in the city in 30 minutes. Call me.
Oh, my God, you've been robbed! This is how it always looks.
Oh, my God, totally cute!
All right, I'll be back at 4:00, and we can go to work together. Bathroom, bedroom, boyfriend sleeps till 4:00, yard.
Oh, you have a yard. Looks like a really nice place to relax and do crack.
It is.
I gotta go, I'm gonna be late for my other job in the city. You have two jobs? Yes, I babysit for a Manhattan socialite diva. Now I have a set.
Sorry I'm late. Oh, thank God you're here, there is a bridge and tunnel smell over by the babies that's stressing me out. Their diapers probably need to be changed.
Again? I swear, the morning nanny just did that. Motherhood is for reals.
Max, remind me, what's my Twitter password? Twitter password.
Yes! Hi, Brad. Hi, Angelina.
Max, I need to tell you something because we're family. Now get me room temperature water and come over here.
We are victims of the Channing Ponzi scheme. Me, David, and Brangelina.
How much money did you lose?
Hold my hands. Nothing. But it really scared me.
Open that? So do you know Caroline Channing? No, but she lost everything. She has no money. Can you imagine having no money? I mean, you wouldn't even have any money. You should twit that.
And no one will even talk to her. I heard she went to six different friends' houses for a place to stay, and they all had to pretend they weren't home. - That's not cool. - Yeah.
- That's really sad. - So sad. Breaks my heart. I guess motherhood has really opened me up emotionally.
Max, I need to hold one of the babies, bring me one.No, the other one.
No, the other one.
That's not the good one.
