Friends S02E11 1d
Okay, here's his diaper bag... ...and his Mr. Winky. And... ...him. Hi! - How did everything go? - Great! There was a projectile... ...throwing up incident, but he started it. We've gotta go. Oh, right. I've got some news. It's about us. You and me? No. Susan and me. The other "us." We're getting married. As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married? We'd like you to come. We understand if you don't want to. Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding. I just thought that Why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me... ...if I couldn't revel in your joy? And I'm reveling, baby! Believe me! Is your finger caught in that chair? Want us to go? The One With the Lesbian Wedding This is cool. You're actually on television. I know. It really hit me last night. I'm on Days of our Lives. Then I started thinking about us, and how these are the days of our lives. Yes! What? Carol and Susan's caterer had a bike accident... ...and she's in a full-body cast. They want me to do it, which is cool since I've never catered... ...and I need the money. Is this a problem for you, isn't it? - Would it matter? - You're so great! Thank you! - You're really not going? - I'm really not. They already live together. Why do they need to get married? They love each other. They wanna celebrate that love with the people close to them. If you wanna call that a reason. Who's the bitterest man in the living room? The bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor. - I thought you were over this. - That has nothing to do with it. She is my ex-wife, If she were marrying a guy, you wouldn't expect me to go. If she were marrying a guy, she'd be the worst lesbian ever. Did I miss it? No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself. She's pretty. And she's really nice. She taught me about how to work with the cameras... ...and smell-the-fart acting. - I'm sorry, what? - Excuse me? Smell-the-fart acting
