Friends S02E23 3d
- How's the first day? - Good. It's like you said. It's putting numbers from one column into another. There you go. And everybody's nice. I just had a good talk with that lady Jeannie. Jeannie? The head of East Coast operations, Jeannie? Turns out our kids go to the same school. Yeah. Small world, huh? Weird world. Your kids? I figure my character has kids. There isn't a part of that sentence I don't need explained. When you're acting, you need to think about that stuff. My character, Joseph the processing guy... ...has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does. Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes. You know, Joseph and his wife, Karen, are thinking of having a third kid. You know what? Just did. That's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you must have there. You Know what makes the itching worse? That you don't stop talking about it? - Fine. - Let's just play, okay? Good, okay. Here we go, double sixes. Here we go... Here we go... Come to Mama. Getting ready to roll the dice... What are you doing? Are you scratching? No. This is what I do for luck, okay? You're scratching. Give me the dice. - Give me the dice. - No! Here. There! Look, double sixes! We can't scratch. We'll scar. I can't stop thinking about it. It's just so hard. I wanna grab these houses and rub them all over my body. - No! - Give it! Come on! You know you want it. You know you want it too. Let's just be bad. It'll feel so good. Come on. Oh, God, help me. - Oh, yeah. - Okay, good. Now do me. Do my back. Oh, come on. Harder! There you go. - Don't move. - Why? - Don't move. - What are you...? Stop that. Stop that right now. I might've expected this of Phoebe. But, Ryan, you're a military man. She make me doing. - That's a nice color on you. - You will become pink and blunch baby. I hope you get a Winnie pork. You and Milton have to join us on the boat. Bring the kids. We'll make a day of it. That sounds lovely. We'll have to set it up. I better get back. Hope the baby feels better. Thanks. - Bye-bye, Jeannie. - Bye-bye, Joseph. What a phony. You'll teach her a lesson when she steps off the dock onto nothing. - Hey, Mr. Douglas. - Sir. Bing, I got your memo. We're not gonna see the report until next Friday? My group wants to spend the holiday with family. I have a family. I'm gonna be here. Yeah, Bing. What's that about?
