Friends S03E01 2d
- Ross. You know what? - What? If you tell me, I might do it. Did you ever see Return of the Jedi? Do you remember the scene... ...with Jabba the Hutt? He was this really fat worm guy. Wow. Men and women really are different. No. No. No. See, Jabba had as his prisoner... ...Princess Leia. Princess Leia was wearing... ...this gold bikini thing. It was pretty cool. So are you saying that you would like me... ...to dress up like Princess Leia... ...in a gold bikini? Okay. Princess Leia and the gold bikini? Every guy our age loved that. Really? It's huge! That's the moment when she stopped being a princess... ...and she became, like, you know, a woman. - Did you ever do the Leia thing? - Oh, yeah. Really? That great, huh? No, it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See you. - Hey. - Hi, you guys! Look who I found standing outside the Szechuan Dragon... ...staring at a parking meter. - Why aren't you at work? - Oh, they sent me home. Why? Because I don't work at the Szechuan Dragon. - You really need to get some sleep. - I know I do. - Guess what? They published my paper. - Really? "Statistical Deviations in the Carbon Dating... ...of Fossilized Algae: History or Mystery?" Rach, look! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me? There he is! - Wheel! - Of! Fortune! This guy's so stupid. It's Count Rushmore! You know, you should really go on this show. Listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. - What do you say? - I say I am there! Cool! - Is Ross going too? - No. Janice. Janice? Because I just feel bad for Ross, you know? We always go together. We're, like, the Three Hockey-teers, you know? I may be way out on a limb here, but do you have a problem with Janice? No! Yes... Oh, God, how do I say this? You know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair? That girl that I hate? She drives me crazy. Look, I don't hate Janice. She's just a lot to take, you know? - Well, there you go. - Come on, don't look at me like that. She used to drive you nuts before too, remember? I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital R, capital T! Don't worry, those are the right letters. Look, what do you want me to say? - I want you to say that you like her! - I can't. - Like her! - No. So you're not even gonna try? What's the point? It's like this chemical thing, you know? Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna... ...pull my arm off just so I have something to throw at her. Thanks for trying. Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore! Yeah? Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? How could you have told her? I didn't think it would be that big a deal! She didn't think it would be that big a deal! Who are you talking to when you do that? Look, that was supposed to be a private, personal thing between us. Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay? We tell each other everything. I mean, come on! Guys do the same thing. What about all that locker-room stuff? That's different. That's like, who dated a stripper? Or who did it on the back of the Staten Island ferry? - Both of those Joey? - Yeah. But you don't talk about your girlfriend... ...and the intimate stuff you do with her. - Not even with your best friend? - No. That is so sad.
